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Rating
Year
11Paranoias - Asterismal
2019
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2019
A Forest Of Stars - A Shadowplay For Yesterdays
2012
9.2
2012
A Forest Of Stars - Beware The Sword You Cannot See
2015
9.0
2015
Acacia - Tills Döden Skiljer Oss Åt
2013
7.8
2013
Acausal Intrusion - Nulitas
2021
7.0
2021
Aderlating - Hell Follows
2015
-
2015
Almyrkvi - Umbra
2017
8.5
2017
Altar Of Betelgeuze - Among The Ruins
2017
8.0
2017
Anciients - Heart Of Oak
2013
8.0
2013
Antigama - The Insolent
2015
7.0
2015
Apothecary - Drifting Towards The Ancients
2015
7.0
2015
Arcana Coelestia - Nomas
2014
8.0
2014
Arkheth - 12 Winter Moons Comes The Witches Brew
2018
9.0
2018
At The Altar Of The Horned God - Through Doors Of Moonlight
2020
8.0
2020
Atheist - Jupiter
2012
6.3
2012
Atomikylä - Erkale
2014
9.0
2014
Atomikylä - Keräily
2016
8.0
2016
Atriarch - An Unending Pathway
2014
8.5
2014
Atriarch - Ritual Of Passing
2012
8.2
2012
Auriga - Reflection Of The Majestic
2014
8.5
2014
Author & Punisher - Beastland
2018
8.0
2018
Autokrator - Autokrator
2015
-
2015
Autokrator - The Obedience To Authority
2016
8.0
2016
Bala - Maleza
2021
7.5
2021
Bast - Nanoångström
2018
-
2018
Bast - Spectres
2014
8.5
2014
Behemoth - Grom
2012
8.0
2012
Bell Witch - Four Phantoms
2015
8.0
2015
Black Sabbath - Dehumanizer
2012
8.0
2012
Blattaria - Life Is A Disease
2019
-
2019
Blliigghhtted - Kosmoskampf
2016
8.0
2016
Bloodway - Mapping The Moment With The Logic Of Dreams
2015
6.8
2015
Bloody Hammers - Under Satan's Sun
2014
7.5
2014
Blut Aus Nord - Deus Salutis Meæ
2017
-
2017
Blut Aus Nord - Disharmonium - Nahab
2023
-
2023
Blut Aus Nord - Hallucinogen
2019
-
2019
Bong - Stoner Rock
2014
-
2014
Borgne - Y
2020
-
2020
Boris - LφVE & EVφL
2019
-
2019
Botanist - Ecosystem
2019
-
2019
Botanist - IV: Mandragora
2013
-
2013
Botanist - VI: Flora
2014
-
2014
Brat - Social Grace
2024
-
2024
Bríi - Entre Tudo Que É Visto E Oculto
2020
9.0
2020
Bull Of Apis Bull Of Bronze - The Fractal Ouroboros
2023
-
2023
Bølzer - Hero
2016
7.0
2016
Bølzer - Lese Majesty
2019
-
2019
Carpe Noctem - Vitrun
2018
8.2
2018
Chaos Echœs - Mouvement
2018
-
2018
Chaos Echœs - Remains
2020
-
2020
Chaos Moon - Resurrection Extract
2014
8.3
2014
Chelsea Wolfe - She Reaches Out To She Reaches Out To She
2024
-
2024
Chrch - Light Will Consume Us All
2018
7.0
2018
Circle Of Ouroborus - The Final Egg
2013
8.0
2013
Clinging To The Trees Of A Forest Fire - Songs Of Ill Hope And Desperation
2020
8.5
2020
Cloak Of Altering - Ancient Paths Through Timeless Voids
2013
-
2013
Cloak Of Altering - Manifestation
2016
8.0
2016
Coffinworm - IV.I.VIII
2014
8.5
2014
Conan - Revengeance
2016
7.2
2016
Corpselium - Storm Of Shadows
2018
-
2018
Crisis Sigil - God Cum Poltergeist
2023
8.0
2023
Cult Leader - A Patient Man
2018
8.5
2018
Cult Of Fire - Čtvrtá Symfonie Ohně
2014
-
2014
Cult Of Fire - Moksha
2020
7.0
2020
Cult Of Fire - Nirvana
2020
7.5
2020
Cult Of Fire - मृत्यु का तापसी अनुध्यान
2013
8.7
2013
Dahakara - Low Of Wisdom
2015
8.0
2015
Dakhma - Blessings Of Amurdad
2021
9.0
2021
Dark Buddha Rising - Dakhmandal
2013
8.0
2013
Dark Buddha Rising - Inversum
2015
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