12:46 - Nimlot That's true. Ed Byrne loves them too. He thinks the "pull my finger" gag is the greatest thing in the world. "I think the man who invented it is genius. I'd love to meet him but I'd be too afraid to shake his hand."
12:42 - Ilham Carlin kept doing them his whole life. Proof there's no age limit to fart jokes.
12:40 - Nimlot But farts are funny and Louis CK is on my side, and he's 47. [link]
12:37 - Ilham He made a fart joke. He's trying to stifle his inner child.
German thrash legends Tankard release an official music video for the new track "Fooled By Your Guts". The song appears on their latest new release, R.I.B., which was released last Friday, on June 20th via Nuclear Blast Records. This video clip can be seen and heard through the YouTube player below.
German thrashers Tankard have recently premiered the music video for the track "R.I.B. (Rest In Beer)" and now you can watch the video here. The song is taken from the upcoming new album R.I.B., coming on June 20th, 2014 via Nuclear Blast Records. The clip was filmed in March 2014 under the direction of Jan Öhlenschläger in Frankfurt (Germany). Enjoy!
The Germans Tankard just revealed the first song off of R.I.B., their upcoming new album set to be released June 20th, 2014 via Nuclear Blast. It's Tankard, so you know what to expect, fun thrash. The song "Fooled By Your Guts" is now available below.
German thrash metal veterans Tankard have just revealed the album artwork and tracklist for their upcoming new album, entitled R.I.B.. The artwork was brought to life by Patrick Strogulski, who is a student of Sebastian Krüger, the former Tankard cover artist. The tracklist, 10 brand new songs, can be seen below the artwork. The album recording was once again done with producer Michael Mainx, who also produced the band's last two albums.
This week the iconic thrash metal band Tankard will enter the Studio "23" in Frankfurt, Germany to record the follow-up to A Girl Called Cerveza. Taking inspiration from the motto "never change a winning team", the guys kick off the recording again with producer Michael Mainx, who also produced the last two albums. The new studio album will be titled R.I.B. (Rest In Beer) and is set to be released in the summer of 2014 via Nuclear Blast.
Tankard's obsession with beer is well-known and that is not going away on their new album, which is already in the works. They are going to call it R.I.B. (Rest In Beer) of all things. The veteran thrashers have a release date planned for summer 2014 via Nuclear Blast.
The brand new video for the song "A Girl Called Cerveza" is now available for viewing below. The song comes off German thrashers Tankard's new album of the same name, which is set to be released on July 27th in Europe and July 31st in North America via Nuclear Blast Records. More details about the album were previously reported here and here.
German alcoholic thrash metallers Tankard have posted online the title track from the band's upcoming 30-year anniversary album A Girl Called Cerveza. You can now listen to it on the lyric video below. Alternatively, you can feast your ears on the song "A Girl Called Cerveza" at this location.
German thrash metal heroes Tankard have revealed the album cover for their upcoming Nuclear Blast debut, A Girl Called Cerveza. Check it out below. Patrick Strogulski, who is a student of former Tankard cover artist, Sebastian Krüger, brought the artwork to life. A Girl Called Cerveza will be released on July 27th in Europe and July 31st in North America via Nuclear Blast Records. More details about the album were previously reported here and here.
German thrash metal veterans Tankard have revealed the tracklist for their forthcoming 30th anniversary album titled A Girl Called Cerveza. The album is scheduled for a July 27th release through Nuclear Blast Records.
German thrash metallers Tankard have released the title of their upcoming Nuclear Blast debut. The name of the "anniversary-record" will be A Girl Called Cerveza. The album is currently being produced at the famous Studio 23 with renowned producer Michael Mainx (Böhse Onkelz, Der W, Disbelief, D-A-D) in Frankfurt, Germany. A Girl Called Cerveza will be out at the end of July via Nuclear Blast.
German thrash metal veterans Tankard have entered the studio in Buchen/Odenwald to record their next album. This will be their first album for their new label Nuclear Blast and it will be produced by Michael Mainx, who said about the album: "I'm really looking forward to go on the second round with Tankard to record the songs for their 30-years anniversary album worthily and sustain the successful and direfully work together with the thrash metal veterans from Frankfurt."
Nuclear Blast proudly announce the signing of another dyed-in-the-wool thrash metal combo - German alcoholic thrashers Tankard!
Band leader Gerre comments: "As the want-away footballers always say: I'm looking for a new athletic challenge... baloney! We've only inked a deal with Nuclear Blast because they've offered most prest-money for a transfer... hahaha okay, seriousness aside: We're totally happy to have found accommodation at the metal label no.1 and are chuffed about the collaboration, hoping that this will give Tankard a big boost in their 30th year of existence! It took quite a while 'til we came ashore here, but then again, Rome wasn't built in a day, as we all know!"
German beer-lovers and cult-thrashers Tankard will release their 14th (in words: fourteenth!) studio effort on December, 17th via AFM Records. The album will appropriately be entitled, Vol(l)ume 14.
The limited-edition digipak version will include a bonus DVD containing footage of Tankard's show at last year's Headbangers Open Air Festival.
Vol(l)ume 14 cover art] tracklist:
01. Time Warp
02. Rules For Fools
03. Fat Snatchers (The Hippo Effect)
04. Black Plague (BP)
05. Somewhere In Nowhere
06. The Agency
07. Brain Piercing Öf Death
08. Beck's In The City
10. Weekend Warriors