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IT'S REVOLUTION, BABY!


(BitterNOte: this was part of the April Fool's schtick this year. Back to English... or whatever the hell language it is K7 is mashing keys in an attempt to emulate.)




Hermanos y hermanas! (that's "brothers and sisters" for the fucking güeros out there). I've been in this website for more than 5 years now and I'm sick of this! Sick of how the higher powers... Those english swines want us to deny our beloved heritage and speak only in english. I say NO MAS to that!

From now on everyone should embrace their own language. We non-English speakers WILL lead a coup against the English oppressors and fight for our right to speak our native tongues! Join the Rebellion!!! So I command everyone out there to write however you want IN ALL THREADS! Because metal goes beyond such a simple barrier.

This shall be my last moment writing in this overrated language. La operacion comienza AHORA.

VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN!

Source: metalstorm.net
Posted: 01.04.2013 by Mr. Doctor


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02.04.2013 - 01:02
mordecai
Account deleted
Bien ahí! Muy bueno...
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02.04.2013 - 01:11
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Written by Mrs Revolverhead on 01.04.2013 at 21:21

Written by X-Ray Rod on 01.04.2013 at 17:27

Creo que tomare un corto cada vez que llegue alguien que se tome la foto del Che en serio.


Te apaño desde la madre patria...
¡¡Vengaré tu ban, compañero!! ='(
¡RODRIGO, AMIGO, EL PUEBLO ESTÁ CONTIGO! ¡HISPANOS A LUCHAR CONTRA EL YUGO DE LOS GRINGOS!

(es terrible escribir al revés)


Unfortunately this fight is over... but not the war! The future shall be ours.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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02.04.2013 - 01:19
Schnabeltier 24

Is this an april fool
Allez les français, il faut montrer à tout ces anglophones la beauté de notre langue
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Hey there, tiny wench !
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02.04.2013 - 01:20
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Written by X-Ray Rod on 02.04.2013 at 01:11

Written by Mrs Revolverhead on 01.04.2013 at 21:21

Written by X-Ray Rod on 01.04.2013 at 17:27

Creo que tomare un corto cada vez que llegue alguien que se tome la foto del Che en serio.


Te apaño desde la madre patria...
¡¡Vengaré tu ban, compañero!! ='(
¡RODRIGO, AMIGO, EL PUEBLO ESTÁ CONTIGO! ¡HISPANOS A LUCHAR CONTRA EL YUGO DE LOS GRINGOS!

(es terrible escribir al revés)


Unfortunately this fight is over... but not the war! The future shall be ours.



go crawl back into you cave you Latino who lives in Europe
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Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal

Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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02.04.2013 - 01:23
AIIendeXSiempre

THAT'S RIGHT MY BROTHER. THE WAR LIVES ON.
KEEP ON KNOWING THAT SOONER RATHER THAN LATER THE AVENUES SSHALL OPEN FOR THE FREE MAN SO HE CAN BUILD A BETTER SOCIETY.'

This are my last words, having the certainty that the sacrifice won't be in vain. I have the certainty that, at least, there will be a moral sanction that shall punish felony, cowardice and treason!

SI !!!!
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EL PUEBLO UNIDO JAMAS SERA VENCIDO
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02.04.2013 - 02:20
nana.MD
Star-Queen
Written by AIIendeXSiempre on 02.04.2013 at 01:23

THAT'S RIGHT MY BROTHER. THE WAR LIVES ON.
KEEP ON KNOWING THAT SOONER RATHER THAN LATER THE AVENUES SSHALL OPEN FOR THE FREE MAN SO HE CAN BUILD A BETTER SOCIETY.'

This are my last words, having the certainty that the sacrifice won't be in vain. I have the certainty that, at least, there will be a moral sanction that shall punish felony, cowardice and treason!

SI !!!!


Free men AND WOMEN!! Maybe we should be allowed to speak in our native language in our Country forums or the pub, not everywhere because how could we understand each other then?? But hey staff consider his petition, there's no harm in it...I've always thought a revolution can happen without fighting. Viva Mexico and peace out!!
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Live how you want just don't feed on me, if you doubt what I say I will make you believe...
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02.04.2013 - 03:59
Lit.
Account deleted
All right, you un-American commies. April Fools Day is over. Now someone tell me what that GIF is from.
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02.04.2013 - 04:00
Chech-Crusher

Arriba cabrones!
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02.04.2013 - 04:07
Iriki

Written by Guest on 02.04.2013 at 03:59

All right, you un-American commies. April Fools Day is over. Now someone tell me what that GIF is from.



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02.04.2013 - 04:14
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
The April Fools thing is done and over, so now it really is back to speak English or die (well, be deleted, warned, etc.)

This is effective immediately.

Any posts after this in a foreign language without an accurate English translation will result in deletion. At least.
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get the fuck off my lawn.

Beer Bug Virus Spotify Playlist crafted by Nikarg and I. Feel free to tune in and add some pertinent metal tunes!
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02.04.2013 - 04:15
Akula

I think that use a so importart figure to this joke its not good.
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02.04.2013 - 06:55
strade

Pretty good joke. I will forever cherish last year's, though. Oh how I loved that one
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My lo-fi synth project: http://luciddreamer.bandcamp.com
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02.04.2013 - 10:35
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
To much more amazement, i liked how Mr Doc got banned for 999 days. Well, this april fool "banned" gimmick was much better than "playing-around-in-stupid-foreign" language.

As been stated, get back to work now.
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02.04.2013 - 12:16
M C Vice
ex-polydactyl
What's the cartoon, anyway? Looks familiar. (I keep thinking it's Barney, but they never made a Tank Girl cartoon)
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"Another day, another Doug."
"I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples."
" 'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!"
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02.04.2013 - 13:31
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Written by M C Vice on 02.04.2013 at 12:16

What's the cartoon, anyway? Looks familiar. (I keep thinking it's Barney, but they never made a Tank Girl cartoon)


I wanted that gif because first, I really like that song/video... and just because to do a tiny word play with the chorus.
Also, that chick was one of my biggest crushes when I was a kid.

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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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08.09.2014 - 23:23
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
In case anyone forgot or didn't read BitterCOld's note at the top of the article:

"BitterNOte: this was part of the April Fool's schtick this year. Back to English... or whatever the hell language it is K7 is mashing keys in an attempt to emulate."
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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08.09.2014 - 23:25
Karlabos
Meat and Potatos
How'd I miss that on april fools?
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"Aah! The cat turned into a cat!"
- Reimu Hakurei
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09.09.2014 - 15:51
Alex F
Slick Dick Rick
Written by deadone on 09.09.2014 at 03:11

Would Bad English then have to change his name to Bad Swedish?

I think simply "Bad" would suffice
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09.09.2014 - 20:14
Azarath
Free as a.. Fish
Written by deadone on 09.09.2014 at 03:11

Would Bad English then have to change his name to Bad Swedish?

I seem to remember it would have been appropriate.
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13.06.2021 - 09:43
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Quote:

The April Fools thing is done and over, so now it really is back to speak English or die (well, be deleted, warned, etc.)

This is effective immediately.

Any posts after this in a foreign language without an accurate English translation will result in deletion. At least.

Just a reminder.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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13.06.2021 - 09:54
Mehrad

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Ride a horse that's cleaving through the air and space of dreams.
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13.06.2021 - 10:59
RaduP
CertifiedHipster
Written by Troy Killjoy on 13.06.2021 at 09:43

Quote:

The April Fools thing is done and over, so now it really is back to speak English or die (well, be deleted, warned, etc.)

This is effective immediately.

Any posts after this in a foreign language without an accurate English translation will result in deletion. At least.

Just a reminder.


Y'all are no fun
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Do you think if the heart keeps on shrinking
One day there will be no heart at all?
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