IT'S REVOLUTION, BABY!


(BitterNOte: this was part of the April Fool's schtick this year. Back to English... or whatever the hell language it is K7 is mashing keys in an attempt to emulate.)




Hermanos y hermanas! (that's "brothers and sisters" for the fucking güeros out there). I've been in this website for more than 5 years now and I'm sick of this! Sick of how the higher powers... Those english swines want us to deny our beloved heritage and speak only in english. I say NO MAS to that!

From now on everyone should embrace their own language. We non-English speakers WILL lead a coup against the English oppressors and fight for our right to speak our native tongues! Join the Rebellion!!! So I command everyone out there to write however you want IN ALL THREADS! Because metal goes beyond such a simple barrier.

This shall be my last moment writing in this overrated language. La operacion comienza AHORA.

VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN!

Source: metalstorm.net
 
Posted: 01.04.2013 by Mr. Doctor


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02.04.2013 - 01:02
bleak
Bien ahí! Muy bueno...
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02.04.2013 - 01:11
Mr. Doctor
Skandino
Written by Mrs Revolverhead on 01.04.2013 at 21:21

Written by Mr. Doctor on 01.04.2013 at 17:27

Creo que tomare un corto cada vez que llegue alguien que se tome la foto del Che en serio.


Te apaño desde la madre patria...
¡¡Vengaré tu ban, compañero!! ='(
¡RODRIGO, AMIGO, EL PUEBLO ESTÁ CONTIGO! ¡HISPANOS A LUCHAR CONTRA EL YUGO DE LOS GRINGOS!

(es terrible escribir al revés)


Unfortunately this fight is over... but not the war! The future shall be ours.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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02.04.2013 - 01:19
Schnabeltier 24
Is this an april fool
Allez les français, il faut montrer à tout ces anglophones la beauté de notre langue
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Hey there, tiny wench !
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02.04.2013 - 01:20
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Written by Mr. Doctor on 02.04.2013 at 01:11

Written by Mrs Revolverhead on 01.04.2013 at 21:21

Written by Mr. Doctor on 01.04.2013 at 17:27

Creo que tomare un corto cada vez que llegue alguien que se tome la foto del Che en serio.


Te apaño desde la madre patria...
¡¡Vengaré tu ban, compañero!! ='(
¡RODRIGO, AMIGO, EL PUEBLO ESTÁ CONTIGO! ¡HISPANOS A LUCHAR CONTRA EL YUGO DE LOS GRINGOS!

(es terrible escribir al revés)


Unfortunately this fight is over... but not the war! The future shall be ours.



go crawl back into you cave you Latino who lives in Europe
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Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal

Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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02.04.2013 - 01:23
AIIendeXSiempre
THAT'S RIGHT MY BROTHER. THE WAR LIVES ON.
KEEP ON KNOWING THAT SOONER RATHER THAN LATER THE AVENUES SSHALL OPEN FOR THE FREE MAN SO HE CAN BUILD A BETTER SOCIETY.'

This are my last words, having the certainty that the sacrifice won't be in vain. I have the certainty that, at least, there will be a moral sanction that shall punish felony, cowardice and treason!

SI !!!!
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EL PUEBLO UNIDO JAMAS SERA VENCIDO
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02.04.2013 - 02:20
nana.MD
Star-Queen
Written by AIIendeXSiempre on 02.04.2013 at 01:23

THAT'S RIGHT MY BROTHER. THE WAR LIVES ON.
KEEP ON KNOWING THAT SOONER RATHER THAN LATER THE AVENUES SSHALL OPEN FOR THE FREE MAN SO HE CAN BUILD A BETTER SOCIETY.'

This are my last words, having the certainty that the sacrifice won't be in vain. I have the certainty that, at least, there will be a moral sanction that shall punish felony, cowardice and treason!

SI !!!!


Free men AND WOMEN!! Maybe we should be allowed to speak in our native language in our Country forums or the pub, not everywhere because how could we understand each other then?? But hey staff consider his petition, there's no harm in it...I've always thought a revolution can happen without fighting. Viva Mexico and peace out!!
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Live how you want just don't feed on me, if you doubt what I say I will make you believe...
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02.04.2013 - 03:59
Lit.
Account deleted
All right, you un-American commies. April Fools Day is over. Now someone tell me what that GIF is from.
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02.04.2013 - 04:00
Chech-Crusher
Arriba cabrones!
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02.04.2013 - 04:07
Iriki
Written by Guest on 02.04.2013 at 03:59

All right, you un-American commies. April Fools Day is over. Now someone tell me what that GIF is from.



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02.04.2013 - 04:14
BitterCOld
Gringo
The April Fools thing is done and over, so now it really is back to speak English or die (well, be deleted, warned, etc.)

This is effective immediately.

Any posts after this in a foreign language without an accurate English translation will result in deletion. At least.
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get the fuck off my lawn.
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02.04.2013 - 04:15
Akula
I think that use a so importart figure to this joke its not good.
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02.04.2013 - 06:55
strade
Pretty good joke. I will forever cherish last year's, though. Oh how I loved that one
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My lo-fi synth project: http://luciddreamer.bandcamp.com
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02.04.2013 - 10:35
Cynic Metalhead
Atrocious Virgin
To much more amazement, i liked how Mr Doc got banned for 999 days. Well, this april fool "banned" gimmick was much better than "playing-around-in-stupid-foreign" language.

As been stated, get back to work now.
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02.04.2013 - 12:16
M C Vice
Ex-polydactyl
What's the cartoon, anyway? Looks familiar. (I keep thinking it's Barney, but they never made a Tank Girl cartoon)
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Mum - 21/10/1955 - 19/6/2015. R.I.P.

"I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples."
"Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade megaphone using only some string, a squirrel and a megaphone."
Sharks 2016 Premier
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02.04.2013 - 13:31
Mr. Doctor
Skandino
Written by M C Vice on 02.04.2013 at 12:16

What's the cartoon, anyway? Looks familiar. (I keep thinking it's Barney, but they never made a Tank Girl cartoon)


I wanted that gif because first, I really like that song/video... and just because to do a tiny word play with the chorus.
Also, that chick was one of my biggest crushes when I was a kid.

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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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08.09.2014 - 21:49
Dave FC
Written by Fastus on 02.04.2013 at 00:05

Euskeraz norbait?

Bai, noski
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08.09.2014 - 23:23
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
In case anyone forgot or didn't read BitterCOld's note at the top of the article:

"BitterNOte: this was part of the April Fool's schtick this year. Back to English... or whatever the hell language it is K7 is mashing keys in an attempt to emulate."
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Prettier than BloodTears.
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08.09.2014 - 23:25
Karlabos
Weirdo of MS
How'd I miss that on april fools?
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2016

2017
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09.09.2014 - 15:51
Alex F
Written by deadone on 09.09.2014 at 03:11

Would Bad English then have to change his name to Bad Swedish?

I think simply "Bad" would suffice
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09.09.2014 - 20:14
Azarath
Written by deadone on 09.09.2014 at 03:11

Would Bad English then have to change his name to Bad Swedish?

I seem to remember it would have been appropriate.
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