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Iron Maiden - Bolivian Parents Name Baby 'Iron Maiden'


Why name your kid Apple or Bruce when you can call him Iron Maiden? That's exactly what a Bolivian family from the city of Santa Cruz de la Sierra decided to name their newborn son in honour of the heavy metal band. Their decision has made headlines. The boy's birth certificate has been released, which displays his full name as Iron Maiden Duran Ruiz. At least they didn't name the boy Anal Cunt or Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis!

Father Cesar Duran Alpiri said (Spanish): "It has a lot to do with Eddie the Head of Iron Maiden. I want my son to have that strength, that energy. I want him to fight for what he wants, to have the attitude and, above all, to be mentally strong."




Here is the birth certificate if you don't believe it.

Source: youtube.com
Band profile: Iron Maiden
Posted: 17.02.2017 by BloodTears


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Comments: 17   [ 3 ignored ]   Visited by: 219 users
17.02.2017 - 14:36
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
How about öOoOoOoOoOo?!
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17.02.2017 - 14:38
Ruchesko

Then for God's sake, just call him Eddie or Bruce!
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17.02.2017 - 15:48
konung

Mr. Duran Duran Ruiz would be much more fun.
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17.02.2017 - 15:59
Vombatus
Potorro
Plot twist: the kid won't like Maiden. He'll prefer reggaeton.
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17.02.2017 - 16:41
Kais

Written by Vombatus on 17.02.2017 at 15:59

Plot twist: the kid won't like Maiden. He'll prefer reggaeton.


Strangely enough, I can see something like that happening.
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17.02.2017 - 16:47
Tiago Rocha
Dark Lighthouse
These parents should be whipped. There, I said it.
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17.02.2017 - 18:57
Azarath
Free as a.. Fish
That's a surefire way to make the kid grow up hating Iron Maiden.
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17.02.2017 - 19:17
Jagsey

If it has a lot to do with Eddie, why not call him Eddie?
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17.02.2017 - 19:24
Maco
Pvt Funderground
The bullying will be real.
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Crackhead Megadeth reigns supreme.
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17.02.2017 - 20:00
Dave FC

That's super retard. According to what he said Max Power would be better
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18.02.2017 - 01:45
M C Vice
ex-polydactyl
Written by Irritable Ted on 17.02.2017 at 13:36

Good job it was a son. Who knows what would have happened if it had been a Daughter.

Would have been better if it was a daughter. Calling you're son Maiden? Stupid.
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"Another day, another Doug."
"I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples."
" 'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!"
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18.02.2017 - 10:16
Fallen'Angel

One day im gonna name my kid Arch Enemy... or maybe Death !
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Im Your Source of Self-Destruction !
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19.02.2017 - 17:22
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
Written by Irritable Ted on 17.02.2017 at 13:36

Good job it was a son. Who knows what would have happened if it had been a Daughter.

Wonder how many other sons they have? 6?


name your daughter
name your daughter
for the slaughter?
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get the fuck off my lawn.

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19.02.2017 - 18:06
!J.O.O.E.!
Account deleted
Should have called it The Browning.
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19.02.2017 - 20:49
mz

Poor baby.
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Giving my ears a rest from music.
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19.02.2017 - 22:05
Karlabos
Meat and Potatos
That's why in Brazil the government already forbid any weird names like that. They won't register your baby's name if you try being funny
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"Aah! The cat turned into a cat!"
- Reimu Hakurei
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20.02.2017 - 21:23
Azarath
Free as a.. Fish
Well if it had been a daughter there's always Charlotte.

Charlotte the Harlot Ruiz
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