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'Most brutal' band ever.



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Posted by Valentin B, 08.03.2008 - 14:48
do not take this topic too seriously. i just want to know the most brutalest band in history. the following criteria are to be met:

-lowest gurgly vocals possible which border on 'brown noise' without any distortion/effects
-fastest drums beaten by a human being(not a machine)
-BASS????!?!!
-triple flat drop A 3 octaves all men play on twelve guitars, below the regular bass level used by a brutal death metal band
-albums that were three times played and re-recorded through an old cassette player buried for a month in a graveyard then splattered with blood from an aborted child

i've heard the bands Disgorge, Mortician and Berzerker are contenders.. what do you people think?
24.01.2010 - 16:34
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by Culty on 21.01.2010 at 07:09

Most brutal band... Caninus.. They're lead singers are two dogs. I'd say thats pretty brutal. Hmmm not a particularly good band though....

i'm listening to them on youtube and that shit IS INSANELY FUNNY AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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24.01.2010 - 19:16
Culty
Written by Valentin B on 24.01.2010 at 16:34

Written by Culty on 21.01.2010 at 07:09

Most brutal band... Caninus.. They're lead singers are two dogs. I'd say thats pretty brutal. Hmmm not a particularly good band though....

i'm listening to them on youtube and that shit IS INSANELY FUNNY AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH


yeah its pretty funny. Theres another band that has a African Gray Parrot for a lead singer. They have an album out called Bird Seeds of Vengeance. I forgot their name though....

EDIT: Its called Hatebeak
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25.01.2010 - 03:30
SerratedSyringe
Written by Culty on 21.01.2010 at 07:09

Most brutal band... Caninus.. They're lead singers are two dogs. I'd say thats pretty brutal. Hmmm not a particularly good band though....

Hahaha I just listened Caninus. To be honest they're not nearly as bad as I expected, I just can't take them seriously, considering their vocalists are...well...dogs.
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25.01.2010 - 03:36
Culty
I kinda wonder how Caninus would be live though......
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26.01.2010 - 22:06
Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crVO1J-5VqE&feature=related

Now THAT is brutal...
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26.01.2010 - 22:27
thewall30
I don't know about you guys, but I think the band Cryptopsy is pretty damn brutal...

Their drummer Flo Mounier is like a machine lol, I can't believe at some of the blasts he does, just look at the song Carrionshine for example...
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26.01.2010 - 23:53
Zombie, M.D.
I'm with you there. Even with all this new ultra-broooooootul stuff out there 'None So Vile' has got to be one of the most brutal albums out there.
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27.01.2010 - 18:12
SerratedSyringe
Written by Culty on 25.01.2010 at 03:36

I kinda wonder how Caninus would be live though......

If they actually played live I would totally go see them.
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06.02.2010 - 00:20
BitterCOld
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Written by SerratedSyringe on 27.01.2010 at 18:12

Written by Culty on 25.01.2010 at 03:36

I kinda wonder how Caninus would be live though......

If they actually played live I would totally go see them.


... and Hatebeak could open. just make sure the vocalist's cage is kept in a different dressing room than the Caninus kennels...
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06.02.2010 - 03:09
SerratedSyringe
Written by BitterCOld on 06.02.2010 at 00:20

Written by SerratedSyringe on 27.01.2010 at 18:12

Written by Culty on 25.01.2010 at 03:36

I kinda wonder how Caninus would be live though......

If they actually played live I would totally go see them.


... and Hatebeak could open. just make sure the vocalist's cage is kept in a different dressing room than the Caninus kennels...

They pitch shifted the parot. It would have sounded better all high-pitched and scratchy.
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07.02.2010 - 17:01
shupe13
Hey all. I'm new here and I know my opinion doesn't quite meet the original poster's requirements but... Growing up in the 80s I had the opportunity to see the rise and fall of many metal bands. Both the good and bad. I experienced the metal surge and got to see the bands considered godfathers. I would describe BRUTAL by heavy guitar riffage, heavy machine gun drums and bass, heavy but understood vocals and the over all message. Its my opinion that if the band is hard to listen too, they're not brutal, they suck. Being old school (and proud of it) I believe bands like Slayer are truly brutal. Taking a topic that makes the normal person cringe and the extreme person stop and think all the while thrashing to awesome driving metal music is the definition of brutal. Just my opinion.
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07.02.2010 - 21:59
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Holy fucking shit. i found it. Anaal Nathrakh. absolutely impossibly brutal. i know it doesn't fit the profile in my original post, but this is pure ear rape. Necrophagist and old Cannibal Corpse sound like Hannah Montana compared to this. Anaal Nathrakh is hands down the most brutal band i have ever heard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv_xS8Qizeg&feature=related
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07.02.2010 - 22:00
Lucas
Mr. Noise
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Written by Valentin B on 07.02.2010 at 21:59

Holy fucking shit. i found it. Anaal Nathrakh. absolutely impossibly brutal. i know it doesn't fit the profile in my original post, but this is pure ear rape. Necrophagist and old Cannibal Corpse sound like Hannah Montana compared to this. Anaal Nathrakh is hands down the most brutal band i have ever heard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv_xS8Qizeg&feature=related


Dude, everybody knows about them.
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07.02.2010 - 22:01
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Yeah but i'm not really big on extreme metal. it's just from my point of view
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08.02.2010 - 17:54
Slayer666
Written by Valentin B on 24.01.2010 at 16:34

Written by Culty on 21.01.2010 at 07:09

Most brutal band... Caninus.. They're lead singers are two dogs. I'd say thats pretty brutal. Hmmm not a particularly good band though....

i'm listening to them on youtube and that shit IS INSANELY FUNNY AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

You know what the worst part is? The guitars aren't half-bad. They just need to get rid of the doogs, and they'll be a semi-good band.
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08.02.2010 - 19:47
SerratedSyringe
Written by Valentin B on 07.02.2010 at 21:59

Holy fucking shit. i found it. Anaal Nathrakh. absolutely impossibly brutal. i know it doesn't fit the profile in my original post, but this is pure ear rape. Necrophagist and old Cannibal Corpse sound like Hannah Montana compared to this. Anaal Nathrakh is hands down the most brutal band i have ever heard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv_xS8Qizeg&feature=related

I know right? These guys have brought my quest for brutality to an end....I feel...so....empty.
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09.02.2010 - 03:35
Blasfemo
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IMHO Cannibal Corpse or Dying Fetus
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11.02.2010 - 16:38
TehMetalMan
Clearly the most br00tal band ever is BROKENCYDE
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11.02.2010 - 20:16
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Written by TehMetalMan on 11.02.2010 at 16:38

Clearly the most br00tal band ever is BROKENCYDE


Fancy beats, ok, but brutal, naaaah they wish...
But you let me search them and it sounded funny so
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13.02.2010 - 17:26
SerratedSyringe
Written by TehMetalMan on 11.02.2010 at 16:38

Clearly the most br00tal band ever is BROKENCYDE

Yeah totally. You don't get much more brutal then two rich kids pretending to scream to beats that they paid someone else to write, and a guy in a pig suit who's obviously addicted to multiple narcotics.
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13.02.2010 - 21:29
Don Martin
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Written by Valentin B on 24.01.2010 at 16:34

Written by Culty on 21.01.2010 at 07:09

Most brutal band... Caninus.. They're lead singers are two dogs. I'd say thats pretty brutal. Hmmm not a particularly good band though....

i'm listening to them on youtube and that shit IS INSANELY FUNNY AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

I'm listening too xD Hilarious Bark! Bark bark! Baaark!
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13.02.2010 - 22:58
Culty
Oh man i agree, BROKENCYDE are the most br00tal band on Earth. Maybe even in the Universe.
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14.02.2010 - 04:52
ssjvillian
Immolation can get pretty fucking brutal with those crushing riffs and drumming. Along with their awesome singer/bass. Early Cryptopsy and Suffocation are of course brutal as well. To me, you have to be technical but at the same time a mastermind to be truly brutal. Simply wanking your instrument isn't brutal in my humble opinion....Anaal Nathrakh is pretty cool too. You may not consider them brutal, but they're definitely relentless. At least the album I have from them is (I forgot the name, sorry).
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14.02.2010 - 08:23
DoomGuard
Written by thewall30 on 26.01.2010 at 22:27

I don't know about you guys, but I think the band Cryptopsy is pretty damn brutal...

Their drummer Flo Mounier is like a machine lol, I can't believe at some of the blasts he does, just look at the song Carrionshine for example...

before The Unspoken King they were brutal, but now its....:nono:
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21.02.2010 - 06:12
Morka Graven
Written by thewall30 on 26.01.2010 at 22:27

I don't know about you guys, but I think the band Cryptopsy is pretty damn brutal...

Their drummer Flo Mounier is like a machine lol, I can't believe at some of the blasts he does, just look at the song Carrionshine for example...


Gorguts - Obscura was pretty insane.
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21.02.2010 - 10:03
Gobobbles
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Well, the self-proclaimed "most brutal band ever" is Dethklok
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23.02.2010 - 20:43
BitterCOld
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Written by Guest on 21.02.2010 at 10:03

Well, the self-proclaimed "most brutal band ever" is Dethklok


amusing considered they aren't even brutal... or real.
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24.02.2010 - 05:54
regallmigthy
I would have to say Cryptopsy
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24.02.2010 - 06:44
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Written by BitterCOld on 23.02.2010 at 20:43

Written by Guest on 21.02.2010 at 10:03

Well, the self-proclaimed "most brutal band ever" is Dethklok


amusing considered they aren't even brutal... or real.


....joking....
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19.03.2010 - 08:38
Begging for Incest is brutal as cutting up corpses and using it as your household furniture, they have only 5 songs out so far but if not them Infernal Revulsion from japan
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