Metren Dreadrealm
Posts: 1322 From: Estonia |
MetrenDreadrealmPosts: 1322 From: Estonia
I'm creating a stage play about giants. My best friend helped make all the things on the set.
Massive props!
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Metren Dreadrealm
Posts: 1322 From: Estonia |
MetrenDreadrealmPosts: 1322 From: Estonia
People online are arguing over which of The Legend Of Zelda characters would be the most rude and where.
Link in the comments.
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JoHn Doe
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“I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for those who like country music, denigrate means to ‘put down.'” – Bob Newhart
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I thought the two primary purposes for the internet were cat memes and overreactions.
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Metren Dreadrealm
Posts: 1322 From: Estonia |
MetrenDreadrealmPosts: 1322 From: Estonia
My circle of friends was destroyed by a love triangle.
What a bunch of squares!
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Metren Dreadrealm
Posts: 1322 From: Estonia |
MetrenDreadrealmPosts: 1322 From: Estonia
If I was a character in A Quiet Place, I'd tell the monsters some jokes. I bet they'd be all ears.
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Metren Dreadrealm
Posts: 1322 From: Estonia |
MetrenDreadrealmPosts: 1322 From: Estonia
I've disrespected Dracula by forgetting his official title so many times I've lost count.
I was once arrested for pretending to be a mute. It was really confusing when they told me I have the right to remain silent.
I recently visited a small village named Owher. It's a nice place, but it is in the middle of nowhere.
My inability to focus has quadrupled over the last year. My ADHD is now AD4K.
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Metren Dreadrealm
Posts: 1322 From: Estonia |
MetrenDreadrealmPosts: 1322 From: Estonia
I was once on a date with this woman and she expressed her love for communism with a prop.
It was a huge red flag.
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nikarg
Posts: 7009 From: Greece |
^ You crack me up, man, so witty
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Azarath Free as a.. Fish
Posts: 959 From: Finland |
AzarathFree as a.. FishPosts: 959 From: Finland
Metren loves his prop jokes.
As do I, I must confess.
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JoHn Doe
Posts: 4797 |
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I thought the two primary purposes for the internet were cat memes and overreactions.
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MetalstormBANatm
Posts: 226 From: Vietnam
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Written by Metren on 31.05.2023 at 17:20
I was once on a date with this woman and she expressed her love for communism with a prop.
It was a huge red flag.
LOL, shes beloved in vietnam.
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Metren Dreadrealm
Posts: 1322 From: Estonia |
MetrenDreadrealmPosts: 1322 From: Estonia
Wife: "Stop making Depeche Mode jokes and just be quiet for a bit!"
Me: "Ok, honey! Enjoy The Silence!"
Sir Alex Ferguson was recently diagnosed with a terminal illness. The doctor at the hospital said he has six months to live. However, doctors working for The English Premier League have given him eleven additional years.
As a schoolkid I would say literally anything to make my classmates laugh. It didn't work. Turns out "literally" and "anything" aren't funny words.
"We've found a cure for your impatience."
"Wow! I can't wait!"
"We know."
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Metren Dreadrealm
Posts: 1322 From: Estonia |
MetrenDreadrealmPosts: 1322 From: Estonia
"Damn, I love repetition!"
"You can say that again!"
"OMG! We're kindred spirits!"
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JoHn Doe
Posts: 4797 |
Written by Metren on 25.07.2023 at 20:27
"Damn, I love repetition!"
"You can say that again!"
"OMG! We're kindred spirits!"
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I thought the two primary purposes for the internet were cat memes and overreactions.
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Metren Dreadrealm
Posts: 1322 From: Estonia |
MetrenDreadrealmPosts: 1322 From: Estonia
This conversation based on Baldur's Gate 3 actually happened today, between me and my friend. It's lame, but apparently it's #badjokeFriday, so...
Me: "I think Matthew Mercer captured the essence of Minsc well with his voice acting performance."
Friend: "I feel like I'm the only person on earth who hates Minsc. Dumb man with dumb hamster."
Me: "Everyone, Boo this opinion!"
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Metren Dreadrealm
Posts: 1322 From: Estonia |
MetrenDreadrealmPosts: 1322 From: Estonia
I wish to dye my hair raven-black, but fear I'll be ostrichized for being emu.
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Metren Dreadrealm
Posts: 1322 From: Estonia |
MetrenDreadrealmPosts: 1322 From: Estonia
Has anyone written a book on conflicts within the early Norwegian black metal scene?
Varg might want to take a stab at it.
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JoHn Doe
Posts: 4797 |
Read this joke yesterday, funny but also disturbing
"What's worse, being ignorant or being indifferent?"
"I don't know and I don't care!"
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I thought the two primary purposes for the internet were cat memes and overreactions.
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Karlabos Meat and Potatos
Posts: 5658 From: Brazil |
KarlabosMeat and PotatosPosts: 5658 From: Brazil
Written by JoHn Doe on 17.09.2023 at 12:50
Read this joke yesterday, funny but also disturbing
"What's worse, being ignorant or being indifferent?"
"I don't know and I don't care!"
Why disturbing?
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"Aah! The cat turned into a cat!"
- Reimu Hakurei
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JoHn Doe
Posts: 4797 |
Written by Karlabos on 17.09.2023 at 14:18
Written by JoHn Doe on 17.09.2023 at 12:50
Read this joke yesterday, funny but also disturbing
"What's worse, being ignorant or being indifferent?"
"I don't know and I don't care!"
Why disturbing?
Because people who answer like this exist. Maybe "disturbing" is a harsh word, this joke is just a rather sad but true situation.
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I thought the two primary purposes for the internet were cat memes and overreactions.
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Metren Dreadrealm
Posts: 1322 From: Estonia |
MetrenDreadrealmPosts: 1322 From: Estonia
What is Edna Mode's favorite movie?
Cape Fear
Badum Tshh!
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Metren Dreadrealm
Posts: 1322 From: Estonia |
MetrenDreadrealmPosts: 1322 From: Estonia
You know what's refreshing after spending long hours online on your PC?
F5
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Netzach Planewalker
Posts: 1609 From: Sweden |
NetzachPlanewalkerPosts: 1609 From: Sweden
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One ought to be enough for them to realise you're being serious.
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