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Posted by Valentin B, 14.10.2008 - 19:53
new topic about sex, discuss techniques, frustrations, fetishes etc. here. remember not to be too childish and not to be too goddamn serious either, friendly jokes are welcome here.
30.05.2014 - 10:24
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Do we need to start putting nutritional information on the side of our cocks now
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30.05.2014 - 11:40
Ilham
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 30.05.2014 at 06:42

Indeed, sperm is packed with protein and antioxidants. That's why my face is so clear.


Well, sex more than three times a week will give you a clearer skin, whether facials are involved or not .
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30.05.2014 - 12:41
Spirit Molecule
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Written by Ilham on 30.05.2014 at 11:40

Well, sex more than three times a week will give you a clearer skin, whether facials are involved or not .


Damn, I barely have had problems with my skin, I can't imagine what it'd be like with sex that often (not like it's going to happen though)

Written by Guest on 30.05.2014 at 10:24

Do we need to start putting nutritional information on the side of our cocks now


I don't think all women will like that. They don't like men putting words in their mouths.
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30.05.2014 - 12:47
Ilham
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Written by Spirit Molecule on 30.05.2014 at 12:41


Damn, I barely have had problems with my skin, I can't imagine what it'd be like with sex that often (not like it's going to happen though)


Well, you heard Troy, you can produce what is necessary in your own tubes. You don't need sex with a partner, just your hand. And some courage to errr... Spread your love juice on your own face.
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30.05.2014 - 13:11
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Written by Ilham on 30.05.2014 at 12:47

Well, you heard Troy, you can produce what is necessary in your own tubes. You don't need sex with a partner, just your hand. And some courage to errr... Spread your love juice on your own face.


Well, my skin is fine. Thank you very much
Next thing will be guys trying to catch it with their mouth. Sorta like throwing candy up in the air and trying to get it in your mouth
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30.05.2014 - 13:26
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Written by Spirit Molecule on 30.05.2014 at 13:11

Well, my skin is fine. Thank you very much
Next thing will be guys trying to catch it with their mouth. Sorta like throwing candy up in the air and trying to get it in your mouth


Yeah sure. When it comes to sex you have to assume that every possible thing has already been done and is a fetish from some people. You haven't seen the movie Shortbus, have you? Because if you had, you wouldn't have said "the next thing".
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30.05.2014 - 13:44
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Written by Ilham on 30.05.2014 at 01:37

Written by Ernis on 15.05.2014 at 20:51

So, you guys have read that it's necessary to have sex at least 2 to 4 or 5 times a week to maintain good health... What I want to ask now is if and how exactly you follow this sexual regimen. Those of you who fulfil the minimum of 5 times per week, have the health benefits been noticeable? And have you experienced malaise or anything or sorts if the frequency of sexual acts has decreased in your life?


Those are good questions. I don't think I've had sex 5 times in a week very often in my life, but there is only one benefit that I found to it : less skin breakouts.


I had well it was 3 in one night 3 in another, does it counds? but as teenager whit my 1th gf but as I recall maybe 1-3 times total
I think its healthy sometimes in rare acasions, when you get older to do it more, but well 2-3 per week is OK, simply to noty get old and lazy , good for hearth

Troy my face is beardy, drunk , wasted, and sleepy
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30.05.2014 - 13:52
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Written by Ilham on 30.05.2014 at 13:26

Yeah sure. When it comes to sex you have to assume that every possible thing has already been done and is a fetish from some people. You haven't seen the movie Shortbus, have you? Because if you had, you wouldn't have said "the next thing".


Haha, shortbus was just self fellatio yeah? I don't remember cumming in the air and trying to catch it. Saw it ages back though and it was quite a crazy movie. Anyway, that being said, it is possible that almost everything related to sexual fetishes have been tried. Humans are quite nasty in the head
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30.05.2014 - 14:08
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Written by Spirit Molecule on 30.05.2014 at 13:52

Haha, shortbus was just self fellatio yeah? I don't remember cumming in the air and trying to catch it. Saw it ages back though and it was quite a crazy movie. Anyway, that being said, it is possible that almost everything related to sexual fetishes have been tried. Humans are quite nasty in the head


Well yeah, he didn't catch it in the air but he did swallow himself. Apart from the catching thing, it's basically the same concept. Crazy movie. I watched it with two friends. You can't imagine how awkward it got for like... 70% of the time.
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30.05.2014 - 16:32
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Written by Ilham on 30.05.2014 at 14:08


Well yeah, he didn't catch it in the air but he did swallow himself. Apart from the catching thing, it's basically the same concept. Crazy movie. I watched it with two friends. You can't imagine how awkward it got for like... 70% of the time.


Hahahaha yeah those scenes are definitely awkward if you're watching it with friends.
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31.05.2014 - 19:51
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Written by Spirit Molecule on 30.05.2014 at 16:32

Hahahaha yeah those scenes are definitely awkward if you're watching it with friends.


Especially when there's a love triangle in the story.
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04.06.2014 - 12:13
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Oh, pr0n banned in Turkey. Sucks.

Oh wasn't the UK supposed to put a ban on pr0n too? When is that going to happen? How could anyone let that happen? I understand there are options you can define with your provider, but I feel for the teenagers of the whole country.
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04.06.2014 - 14:35
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Written by Ilham on 04.06.2014 at 12:13

Oh, pr0n banned in Turkey. Sucks.

Oh wasn't the UK supposed to put a ban on pr0n too? When is that going to happen? How could anyone let that happen? I understand there are options you can define with your provider, but I feel for the teenagers of the whole country.


in UK you can have pon in DVD stores, lone, and seems there are extra PPV channels whit porn ... well no problem in Swe porn on TV , good but it is not Marc Dorcel and Prvatre Gol classics, I hate modern porn and whit HD Tv Ron jeremy 80's panging is poo qualitty
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01.02.2015 - 03:30
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Written by Bad English on 04.06.2014 at 14:35

Written by Ilham on 04.06.2014 at 12:13

Oh, pr0n banned in Turkey. Sucks.

Oh wasn't the UK supposed to put a ban on pr0n too? When is that going to happen? How could anyone let that happen? I understand there are options you can define with your provider, but I feel for the teenagers of the whole country.


in UK you can have pon in DVD stores, lone, and seems there are extra PPV channels whit porn ... well no problem in Swe porn on TV , good but it is not Marc Dorcel and Prvatre Gol classics, I hate modern porn and whit HD Tv Ron jeremy 80's panging is poo qualitty


Wasn't there a ban (or rather, a limit) placed on porn in the UK courtesy of that shitbag, David Cameron?
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10.03.2020 - 19:35
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Tage Westerlund
Just quastion, is it me or someone else, but I dislike sex in watter, shower, river, and so on, its not good, its fake, its like all passion is lost, its like a bit it dont rub and feel as it should, its weird,??? am I weird?
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26.05.2021 - 20:22
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Well, it's indeed important to have sex 4 to 5 times(already said above) a week - it's healthy and rejuvenates your nerves and increases stamina.

I'm quite a frequent active player. Joined late in this beautiful game of expression of love. Not married, but still a great player in ensuing rumbles from our bed.
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29.08.2021 - 10:27
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Written by Bad English on 10.03.2020 at 19:35

Just quastion, is it me or someone else, but I dislike sex in watter, shower, river, and so on, its not good, its fake, its like all passion is lost, its like a bit it dont rub and feel as it should, its weird,??? am I weird?

No I agree, it feels like you're wearing a condom
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29.08.2021 - 15:12
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Tage Westerlund
Written by no one on 29.08.2021 at 10:27

Written by Bad English on 10.03.2020 at 19:35

Just quastion, is it me or someone else, but I dislike sex in watter, shower, river, and so on, its not good, its fake, its like all passion is lost, its like a bit it dont rub and feel as it should, its weird,??? am I weird?

No I agree, it feels like you're wearing a condom


I hate condoms, I dont know how its for women, but for me its not same feeling at all, really dont like it.
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30.08.2021 - 00:39
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Written by Bad English on 29.08.2021 at 15:12

Written by no one on 29.08.2021 at 10:27

Written by Bad English on 10.03.2020 at 19:35

Just quastion, is it me or someone else, but I dislike sex in watter, shower, river, and so on, its not good, its fake, its like all passion is lost, its like a bit it dont rub and feel as it should, its weird,??? am I weird?

No I agree, it feels like you're wearing a condom


I hate condoms, I dont know how its for women, but for me its not same feeling at all, really dont like it.

Everyone hates condoms including woman, that's why prostitutes are overrated.
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30.08.2021 - 07:12
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Tage Westerlund
You wanna tell that I use prostitutes? Never in my life, I had paid for sex. Never will. We have them in a north.
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30.08.2021 - 07:57
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Written by Bad English on 30.08.2021 at 07:12

You wanna tell that I use prostitutes? Never in my life, I had paid for sex. Never will. We have them in a north.

You've never got a prostitute?! You disgust me
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30.08.2021 - 09:38
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Written by no one on 30.08.2021 at 07:57

Written by Bad English on 30.08.2021 at 07:12

You wanna tell that I use prostitutes? Never in my life, I had paid for sex. Never will. We have them in a north.

You've never got a prostitute?! You disgust me

NO, no money and they are ugly, most of whores looks ugly.
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30.08.2021 - 11:10
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Written by Bad English on 30.08.2021 at 09:38

Written by no one on 30.08.2021 at 07:57

Written by Bad English on 30.08.2021 at 07:12

You wanna tell that I use prostitutes? Never in my life, I had paid for sex. Never will. We have them in a north.

You've never got a prostitute?! You disgust me

NO, no money and they are ugly, most of whores looks ugly.

Depends how drunk you are
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30.08.2021 - 11:20
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Tage Westerlund
I dont enjoy sex when drink, those days are over. I can do only one thing
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30.08.2021 - 11:32
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Written by Bad English on 30.08.2021 at 11:20

I dont enjoy sex when drink, those days are over. I can do only one thing

Yeah same tbh, though sometimes I still try
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30.08.2021 - 12:23
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Tage Westerlund
Written by no one on 30.08.2021 at 11:32

Written by Bad English on 30.08.2021 at 11:20

I dont enjoy sex when drink, those days are over. I can do only one thing

Yeah same tbh, though sometimes I still try

I can get it up, but I can't focus and can not try, it's hard, if I drink, I drink craft beer to taste, then few wheat beers as watter and then go to sleep at same time
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