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Posted by Yossarian on 11.12.2008 at 18:07
Hi metalstormers,

The title is clear. Please remember and reply with the weirdest or funniest metal band names that you have come accross during your life in the scene.
It is in fact almost impossible to name a metal band nowadays that is not being used already, above all, if you want to give it a metalrelated name involving words like Hell, Warrior, Doom, Death, Thrash, Black, Red, Heavy, Pink...SORRY slip of the tongue, Steel, Fire and the like.
Last time I was in a band we were thinking in having the most strange name as possible so as to attract attention and, at the same time, not to be sued by another band with already that name. We thought about choosing: "Where is Bin Laden?" and translated from Spanish: 600 mb of Porno or Anita's great belches -Anita is a friend of mine with body of a model, face of an angel, not metalhead but a bit posh... and that belches like a drunk truckdriver-. Whenever she belches, everybody looks at me or another boy in the group.

The weirdest names I have heard from established bands are "Cadáveres de Tortugas" that means "Turtle corpses" that it is really twisted and weird and the best one: "Bodies in the gears of the apparatus" Fuck, that's a name. Complex and re-twisted.

I remember as well a discussion with a friend of mine that liked that musical genre that was called "Noise" 10 years ago. There were very strange band names in that label. Once he was naming some of them and we were laughing, then he said something that I did not understood. I said: what? Vaginal stone? -In Spanish: piedra vaginal.
He said: NO, weird, you are twisted. That name makes nonsense. PERA, Pera vaginal! -IN English: Vaginal pear. The real name was even more strange that the one I understood.

Well. Please tell me the weirdest names you have come accross during your life and we will laugh or even fear the twisted minds of their members.
S.O.D. Stormtroopers of Death is one to fear.

Bye.



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Yossarian

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  04.07.2014 at 13:41
Written by NecroCorpSlayer on 04.09.2011 at 22:59

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Marley


LOL blahblahblahblahblahblahblah... and then "Marley". Weird people naming things.
krrrrebets
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  05.08.2014 at 00:28
I saw some of the (mostly pretty shitty) grindcore bands named here all ready but the weirdest I've ever met is an Austrian, also rather stupid goregrind band called Vaginal Penetration Of an Amelus With a Musty Carrot.
Ilham
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  05.08.2014 at 00:35
Not weird, but very funny: Fat Guy Wears Mystic Wolf Shirt. Hilarious.
Troy Killjoy
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  05.08.2014 at 00:39
Written by Ilham on 05.08.2014 at 00:35
Fat Guy Wears Mystic Wolf Shirt

All I ever need to know before I died was that someone out there used this as a name for their band.

(Also: Bandcamp linkage for anyone interested)
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Ilham
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  05.08.2014 at 00:43
To be honest that was the only reason why I listened to their album. I needed to know what a band with a name like that sounded.
Troy Killjoy
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  05.08.2014 at 00:47
Not nearly what I expected. I was hoping for a one-man shoegaze/drone/ambient/post-punk thing. With an album cover of a guy who looks like Zach Galfifijkdfhis wearing a mystical wolf shirt, and he'd write songs about the one-man wolf pack...
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Ilham
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  05.08.2014 at 00:59
Zach Galifianakis. I finally learnt to write and pronounce his name after watching one of his shows. You have a problem with Greek people. Racist.

Yeah you'd think the music could be as interesting as the name. It's often a disappointment with bands like that.
Karlabos
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  06.08.2014 at 06:15
How about this uh... drone band?
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Ilham
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  06.08.2014 at 06:19
Well. I hope they never get any coverage ever. Fucking ridiculous.
Karlabos
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  06.08.2014 at 06:22
Sounds a bit like a guy tuning up his guitar... Maybe he recorded the tuning and later recorded the music, but when he went to upload on youtube he got the wrong file?
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Ilham
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  06.08.2014 at 06:28
Or maybe people still think an excruciatingly long and complicated band name will get you places. Sorry I went a bit anti-joke.
john_mcc

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  19.08.2014 at 18:30
There's a local band called Nolti Nan Gana Nan Nolta, or NNGNN for short. Not as long winded as some of the previous examples but I still refer to them as NN-whatever they are called.
Ilham
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  19.08.2014 at 18:45
You'd expect a band with initials like NNGNN to have a great logo to go with it. But no.

I recently listened to an album by a powerviolence band named "I Hate Joanna Lumley". Poor Joanna.
copycat

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  26.08.2014 at 20:46
Cock and ball torture
Ilham
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  26.08.2014 at 20:49
That's.. pretty normal sounding to me, especially since they've been around for years.
!J.O.O.E.!
GZA

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  26.08.2014 at 20:54
There's a powerviolence band from Glasgow called Wheelchair Wheelchair Wheelchair Wheelchair.
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Ilham
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  26.08.2014 at 21:09
Hahaha. Now that is funny. Powerviolence bands have funny names it seems.
Boxcar Willy
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  26.08.2014 at 21:32
They're pretty good too. Great vocals.
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Yossarian

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  31.10.2014 at 18:38
Written by !J.O.O.E.! on 26.08.2014 at 20:54

There's a powerviolence band from Glasgow called Wheelchair Wheelchair Wheelchair Wheelchair.



hahahahaha. What a name!
@gent_-_orange

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  31.10.2014 at 20:16
I always thought Wolves in the throne room was a weird (not in a funny way) but great name, It just sounds very random, is their some sort of story or meaning behind it?
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Fearmeister
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  31.10.2014 at 20:40
Still think that Pink Cream 69 takes the cake.
KRS Porlaneff

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  25.12.2014 at 21:42
In my adolescence, I had a metal band Missed S.M.A.L.L., a joke with the dead rapper Notorious B.I.G.

And years ago, I saw a concert of a Hammerfall cover band named Private Enemy. I regret until today that never asked for the band if the name was a joke with Public Enemy as with my old band.
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Infernal Eternal

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  02.01.2015 at 14:30
Written by KRS Porlaneff on 25.12.2014 at 21:42

In my adolescence, I had a metal band Missed S.M.A.L.L., a joke with the dead rapper Notorious B.I.G.

And years ago, I saw a concert of a Hammerfall cover band named Private Enemy. I regret until today that never asked for the band if the name was a joke with Public Enemy as with my old band.

Lol, Private Enemy would be a coul band name!
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Talaan-u rûk-ir tor urûk
Nauru-ir agh kragoru nûrsu grishûrz
Nork-ulu furtun agh goth
Mordor-ob
Jessie J

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  17.02.2015 at 16:25
Penis Flytrap
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Joodicator

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  27.02.2015 at 17:25
My nominations are Old Funeral and Brain Ass.
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Dave Cerdo

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  27.02.2015 at 20:19
There's a german crossover band named Chronical Diarrhoea. Well, I don't know if they're still active
(((O)))

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  02.03.2015 at 19:29
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Metal_Band/3540339675

I think this one is kinda funny
LasseMomme

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  03.03.2015 at 22:11
I once stumbled upon a band called, and i shit you not, Dying Awkward Angel.

The name itself is so fucking awkward that i refuse to believe it isn't some sick and twisted meta joke that endlessly bites its own tail.

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