If you could make any type of band what would you name it and why?

~DEFICATION~ Because I'm sure we would sound like shit!
But the more you drink the better we sound!

Written by I_Die_Often on 09.04.2010 at 00:35

~DEFICATION~ Because I'm sure we would sound like shit!
But the more you drink the better we sound!

hahahahahahaha AWESOME!!!!

Sunset Lobotomy, a surf metal band in reference to mindless beach heads

My black metal band would be BrOOtalTrOONecroCvlt... or something like that...
And of course we release only on third generation cassette tape with horrible sound quality to show we're underground and against anything mainstream.

is "Praise the Dark Lord of Our Hellish Frozen Tundra Domain" long enough of a title for our first release?

Written by Boxcar Willy on 09.04.2010 at 00:29

If you could make any type of band what would you name it and why?

As the creator of the thread, you should at least answer your own question..!

The name for my band would be "Lulz Lordz" because I am immature like that, and the album titles would be ridiculously long and consist of an in-joke, such as "Yuyuko is having sex with Yukari" or "Eirin is being anally violated by a futanari Reisen". Also, our style would be goregrind to cover up the fact that we have no musical talent.

I was in a band called Banshee Chorus...I came up with the name because there were two chicks playing rhythm and lead guitar and they provided the death metal side of the vocals along with this chick who did clean singing and bass...then there was the only guy in the band (me) on skins...

Alterloth is it was a progressive metal band...Urinal Cakes if it was some kinda death gore metal thing...I Shot A Man In Reno if it was some sort of deathcore thing...

Written by I_Die_Often on 09.04.2010 at 00:35

~DEFICATION~ Because I'm sure we would sound like shit!
But the more you drink the better we sound!

the Harris boys of Napalm Death fame beat you to defecation...

I already have "bands" named Rhungil, Ennorath and Ashes To Wind

but there are couple of other names i thought about or would use for other bands and projects one day - Rainbowstorm (Power Metal), Celestial Tide (Atmo-black), Gvozd (Pagan black), Carpathian Twilight (Black), Emberthrone (Epic power), Dwarvenforce (Folk)...and various others

My band obviously would be called "The Phils", I just need to find some others who want to play with me in my band and like that name too

Written by BitterCOld on 09.04.2010 at 08:08

Written by I_Die_Often on 09.04.2010 at 00:35

~DEFICATION~ Because I'm sure we would sound like shit!
But the more you drink the better we sound!

the Harris boys of Napalm Death fame beat you to defecation...

I thoguth of this before 1987... it's just been taking a long time to develope...

Chainsaw Commando. We would be an Electro-Industrial-Black-Grind band with an actual chainsaw player and we will all wear crazy masks.

Mauroleiicus, it sounds really good [say: morolissus]. Maurolycus is actually the biggest crater on the moon. We would make old school death metal with Opethian elements

Written by Richard on 09.04.2010 at 03:34

Written by Boxcar Willy on 09.04.2010 at 00:29

If you could make any type of band what would you name it and why?

As the creator of the thread, you should at least answer your own question..!

"kill forseen" total death metal! and nothing more!

Band: Essential Depredation Of The Erroneous Dogmatist
Debut album: The Ubiquitous Iconoclast's Guide To Indefatigable Petulance In Sacrosanct Generations Long Since Forgotten

Written by Irritable Ted on 09.04.2010 at 19:44

Written by Diabolos on 09.04.2010 at 12:29

My band obviously would be called "The Phils", I just need to find some others who want to play with me in my band and like that name too

Well my name is Phil so do I qualify?

As all Phils know, no women is satisfied until she has had her Phil. Maybe that could be the name of the first single.

Yeah, your qualified, now we just need 2 or 3 more Phils and we are a pretty cool band

I had a band called Locus Horrendus.

I sitll like that name a lot. The band died long ago though. So, I guess you can take it.

I believe that I would call my band State of Fear. Its a name thats been bouncing around my head for the last few years, and Ive been dying to use it.

Scythe (power metal)

I'd like to name my band Anal Funeral.. And tried to make some bullocks mixed with noise and low quality guitar and drums and some pornographic samples.. it would be a Grindcore band which respected Black Metal.. I would suck for sure.. That's why I never do such things :

Back in the day my band was called Souls of Oppression. Largely straight up heavy metal, but there was some thrash and groove influence as well.

Harry Pooper
Harry Potter and the Prostate Exam

1. Shouldn't You Use Gloves for This?
2. Wait... That's Not Your Finger
3. My Enlarged Prostate Due to Frequent Stick Riding
4. Harry Potter Does Reality TV
5. Doctor, Can You Massage My Prostate Cancer?
6. Harry Potter's Anticipation for the New Regurgitate Album
7. Women Make Me Nervous
8. My Cock Gave Swine Flu to Pigs
9. Yes Ma'am, I Can Perform Your Abortion
10. I Ran Over Your Cat Because You're Adopted
11. Harry Potter Gets His First Hand Job from Edward Scissorhands
Bonus Japanese Track: Teabagging My Microwave in Anticipation for my Next Exam

It was going to be a concept album about Harry Potter willingly getting an unnecessary prostate exam, but I got distracted due to being sober.

Oh, and we play Christian Goregrind.

Written by Dangerboner on 12.04.2010 at 08:34

Harry Pooper
Harry Potter and the Prostate Exam

1. Shouldn't You Use Gloves for This?
2. Wait... That's Not Your Finger
3. My Enlarged Prostate Due to Frequent Stick Riding
4. Harry Potter Does Reality TV
5. Doctor, Can You Massage My Prostate Cancer?
6. Harry Potter's Anticipation for the New Regurgitate Album
7. Women Make Me Nervous
8. My Cock Gave Swine Flu to Pigs
9. Yes Ma'am, I Can Perform Your Abortion
10. I Ran Over Your Cat Because You're Adopted
11. Harry Potter Gets His First Hand Job from Edward Scissorhands
Bonus Japanese Track: Teabagging My Microwave in Anticipation for my Next Exam

It was going to be a concept album about Harry Potter willingly getting an unnecessary prostate exam, but I got distracted due to being sober.

Oh, and we play Christian Goregrind.

Ultisupadeth would be my power metal band

I was brainstorming about that one for quite some time

At first I wanted something like Revenants, but I decided that Sinister Sorrow would be a nice name

Style? Experimental metal. Basically, there would be a tribute for every metal genre in each song. Say, one inspired by melodeath, one by power metal, and one by trash and metalcore

Anyway...

Written by Dangerboner on 12.04.2010 at 08:34

10. I Ran Over Your Cat Because You're Adopted

Ahahahaha

Serious: We Are Drowned in Mystery
genre: Melodic Death Metal

for fun: Pedobear Worshipers and Lolita Fuckers
genre : Powerfuck Metal

@ChrisCOBHC: Powerfuck metal? That's a genre? Those are great names for bands by the way.