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20.04.2010 - 21:15
Kennoth
Inspired by Dante's Inferno Test.....

http://www.depressedtest.com/

My results....

Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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*insert something deep and profound*
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20.04.2010 - 21:42
Ernis
狼獾
All right...

Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Looks like I don't have postpartum depression... (y)

I do not understand all the things in the list anyway...
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20.04.2010 - 22:14
soadbyob
Account deleted
Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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20.04.2010 - 22:22
Zombie
Thrash'tillDeath
Major Depression: Very High
Dysthymia: High
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free
Johann Wolfgang van Goethe 1749-1832
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20.04.2010 - 22:24
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

bright outlook on life i won't deny i've had a bit of luck in the past days, especially concerning money, but this was after coming out of a financial "dark age".
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20.04.2010 - 22:39
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
staff
I'm the first one with an "extremely high" score.

Disorder Your Score

Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very High
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

As you can see, I'm a very bipolar person [Cyclothymia is a less bad form of Bipolar Disorder]. It's not a coincidence I'm afraid... Since even I can accept that I change moods really fast and most of my family feel the same about me
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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20.04.2010 - 23:11
Ragana
Rawrcat
Written by X-Ray Rod on 20.04.2010 at 22:39

As you can see, I'm a very bipolar person [Cyclothymia is a less bad form of Bipolar Disorder]. It's not a coincidence I'm afraid... Since even I can accept that I change moods really fast and most of my family feel the same about me

Hey, same here. I scored high for bipolar disorder (and also for major depression, but I know I've got a lot better since last year). Well, frankly, it sounds like me. I had "moderate" in others (except for that postpartum thing which I just cannot have) but I clearly know that the winter is not the reason why I might feel bad or whatever.
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20.04.2010 - 23:28
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
staff
Written by Ragana on 20.04.2010 at 23:11

Hey, same here. I scored high for bipolar disorder (and also for major depression, but I know I've got a lot better since last year). Well, frankly, it sounds like me. I had "moderate" in others (except for that postpartum thing which I just cannot have) but I clearly know that the winter is not the reason why I might feel bad or whatever.


The thing that makes me laugh is that according to this test. I'm not really a depressive person but a person with a really weird personality.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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20.04.2010 - 23:51
Ragana
Rawrcat
Was there a result "weird personality"? I bet I'd score it extremely high, haha. XD
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20.04.2010 - 23:53
Kennoth
Aren't we all?
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21.04.2010 - 00:01
Ragana
Rawrcat
No, *a narcissistic personality speaking* not all of us are teh chosen ones.
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21.04.2010 - 00:12
Kennoth
Well, I have a picture of Disorder test that say that I am :O
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21.04.2010 - 01:45
kesh
Account deleted
Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Daft questionaire. Results supported by nothing
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21.04.2010 - 01:54
Kennoth
Sure thing, mate
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21.04.2010 - 02:36
I_Die_Often
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Hey! I hate winter, don't like the cold, I like to do things outside in beautiful weather and I prefer women in little clothing, not parkas!
My listening to metal music is the calming factor that keeps me from killing off all of humanity! just kidding, don't call the police!!!
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Old enough to be your Daddy... speaking of which... you look familiar... do I know your mother???
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21.04.2010 - 08:38
whatsacow
Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

i dont think im that bad, frig.
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When God made up the golden rule, do you think he noticed that it condones rape?
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21.04.2010 - 10:10
Mikyz
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

I'm fine I'm not a depressive person and yeah I like winter because I can go skiing. So cheer up depressed guys/girls.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.
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21.04.2010 - 23:15
AiwiAstwihad
AiryanaKhvarenah
Ahhh, well, i took it twice. Once according to how i've been for so long untill around 2 months ago and then based on PRESENT. No wonder to see the huge diference for i've noticed that apparently myself already...

Here Are Your Scores:
Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A



Here Are Your Scores:
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all
Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness
That you've not had to face
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22.04.2010 - 02:00
Zombie
Thrash'tillDeath
Written by AiwiAstwihad on 21.04.2010 at 23:15

Ahhh, well, i took it twice. Once according to how i've been for so long untill around 2 months ago and then based on PRESENT. No wonder to see the huge diference for i've noticed that apparently myself already...

Here Are Your Scores:
Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A



Here Are Your Scores:
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A


someone got laid lately !!
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None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free
Johann Wolfgang van Goethe 1749-1832
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22.04.2010 - 03:15
Culty
Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

im bipolar
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Gfnttlr
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22.04.2010 - 06:51
Bloody Rain
I Am The Night
Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

I'm not sure I would rate myself that high on the cyclothymia part, but everything else seems to be fairly accurate.
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22.04.2010 - 09:45
AiwiAstwihad
AiryanaKhvarenah
Written by Zombie on 22.04.2010 at 02:00

someone got laid lately !!

What the fuck?!
No, i did NOT. However i could've possibly won a noble prize or something for almost beating severe depression on my own.
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You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all
Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness
That you've not had to face
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22.04.2010 - 14:21
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

i really dont think i have problems with this .)
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My rest seems now calm and deep
Finally I got my dead man sleep


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22.04.2010 - 19:44
Kap'N Korrupt
Account deleted
Major Depression: Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very High
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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22.04.2010 - 21:08
Kennoth
Written by AiwiAstwihad on 22.04.2010 at 09:45

Written by Zombie on 22.04.2010 at 02:00

someone got laid lately !!

What the fuck?!
No, i did NOT. However i could've possibly won a noble prize or something for almost beating severe depression on my own.


You got laid somewhere between those two tests, there is your 'Nobel prize'
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22.04.2010 - 21:15
Haddonfield
Chucky's Bride
Major Depression: Very High
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

It's slit my wrists time.
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"Seasons don't fear the reaper. Nor do the wind, the sun and the rain (we can be like they are)."
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22.04.2010 - 21:22
AiwiAstwihad
AiryanaKhvarenah
Written by Kennoth on 22.04.2010 at 21:08

You got laid somewhere between those two tests, there is your 'Nobel prize'

Pffffffffffffffff...Whatever.... :
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You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all
Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness
That you've not had to face
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23.04.2010 - 07:15
Zombie
Thrash'tillDeath
Written by AiwiAstwihad on 22.04.2010 at 21:22

Written by Kennoth on 22.04.2010 at 21:08

You got laid somewhere between those two tests, there is your 'Nobel prize'

Pffffffffffffffff...Whatever.... :


... anyways glad someone's out of the depression phase ... you should tell us your secret !
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None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free
Johann Wolfgang van Goethe 1749-1832
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23.04.2010 - 23:15
ß
Problem?
Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Just looking at those results make me depressed
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24.04.2010 - 11:52
Bitter Dawn
Ave Sathanas!
Major Depression: Moderate
Dysthymia: High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Most of the questions are rather predictable in how they'll effect the out come for most of this stuff.
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