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Depression Test



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Posted by Kennoth, 20.04.2010 - 21:15
Inspired by Dante's Inferno Test.....

http://www.depressedtest.com/

My results....

Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
19.12.2010 - 18:38
ANGEL REAPER
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Still in a good mood.....
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23.01.2011 - 14:52
JD
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Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

What's N/A?
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23.01.2011 - 15:22
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Written by Guest on 23.01.2011 at 14:52
What's N/A?


Non-Applicable. hehe
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23.01.2011 - 18:18
vezzy
Stallmanite
Written by Angelic Storm on 23.01.2011 at 15:22

Written by Guest on 23.01.2011 at 14:52
What's N/A?


Non-Applicable. hehe


Isn't it Not Available?

As in, couldn't be calculated.
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23.01.2011 - 18:31
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Written by vezzy on 23.01.2011 at 18:18
Isn't it Not Available?

As in, couldn't be calculated.


It can mean either not available or non applicable. In other words "does not apply". So depending on the context, it can either mean the information is not available, or that the information does not apply to the particular case or person. In JD's case, it meant post-partum depression was not applicable to him, as he couldn't possibly have that. lol
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23.01.2011 - 18:39
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
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Written by Angelic Storm on 23.01.2011 at 18:31

post-partum depression was not applicable to him, as he couldn't possibly have that. lol


Well, maybe with the right hormones....
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Like you could kiss my ass
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Rod, let me love you.
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23.01.2011 - 18:41
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Written by X-Ray Rod on 23.01.2011 at 18:39
Well, maybe with the right hormones....


Haha, I dont think they have the capacity to give someone a womb and ovaries.
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23.01.2011 - 19:17
JD
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Written by Angelic Storm on 23.01.2011 at 18:31

JD's case, it meant post-partum depression was not applicable to him, as he couldn't possibly have that. lol

Didn't get any word, what's you mean again?
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23.01.2011 - 19:22
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Written by Guest on 23.01.2011 at 19:17
Didn't get any word, what's you mean again?


Post partum depression (or post natal depression) is what some women get after having a baby. So you couldnt have that, hence it being N/A (non applicable) to you.
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30.10.2011 - 05:18
second_coming89
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Major Depression: Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: High
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A


holy shit
you know......I always knew that I had displayed some symptoms. Now I think I might actually have to take it seriously. wow.
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30.10.2011 - 18:28
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Major Depression:

Very Slight



Dysthymia:

Very Slight



Bipolar Disorder:

High-Moderate



Cyclothymia:

Extremely High



Seasonal Affective Disorder:

Moderate



Postpartum Depression:

N/A
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30.10.2011 - 18:28
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Yay im depressed :l :/ :C :'(
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31.10.2011 - 00:39
MetallicA
Very slight for everything except slight-moderate for seasonal affective disorder.
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31.10.2011 - 14:20
Sophist
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A


Shit son.
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31.10.2011 - 14:56
Bulletdodger
This test sucks, did it 2 times, got very different results...
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31.10.2011 - 18:19
eponymous
Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

The world according to psychologists is a world where only the psychologists are able to pretend they're normal.
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31.10.2011 - 20:54
EmperorGonzo
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Most people really are not depressed, they are just lazy.
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31.10.2011 - 22:49
Mattybu
Written by Guest on 31.10.2011 at 20:54

Most people really are not depressed, they are just lazy.


I bet a lot of people who sleep a lot are just lazy, it's true, it doesn't automatically mean you're depressed.

Also lol at one of the questions on this being some thing "How depressed do you feel" and the options being high medium and low, like that's the dumbest question I could think to ask on a depression test.

My scores were like slight to moderate for most shit and apparently I'm highly bipolar but I doubt that's right.
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31.10.2011 - 23:17
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
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Nobody is anything until officially diagnosed, and even then it doesn't mean you have what the doctor says you do.
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01.11.2011 - 00:43
EmperorGonzo
Account deleted
Written by Troy Killjoy on 31.10.2011 at 23:17

Nobody is anything until officially diagnosed, and even then it doesn't mean you have what the doctor says you do.

Exactly.
Honestly now day's I think the term Depressions is more of an excuse.
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09.08.2012 - 15:11
GrayWiZZarD
Account deleted
Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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15.08.2012 - 19:33
yumishami
Sigh
Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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15.08.2012 - 22:02
Thrashette
I honestly don't think I have much depression nowadays but did the test just out of curiosity... I've had some people call me bipolar, but these same people seem to think reading a psychology book or wikipedia article makes them an expert on the subject.

Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: High-Moderate
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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15.08.2012 - 23:44
Oaken
Hipster
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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10.03.2014 - 16:53
angel.
Evil Butterfly
oh my result :

Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: High
Bipolar Disorder: Very High
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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10.03.2014 - 17:03
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
elite
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A


Dosn't surprise me at all. Have Always been a happy go Lucky kind of guy. Recently just a little more happy than before, but that's it.
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10.03.2014 - 17:20
Alex F
Slick Dick Rick
These tests are such bullshit. I've taken all of them a multitude of times and never gotten the same results. However, when I went to 5 different doctors, they all diagnosed me in the exact same way.
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10.03.2014 - 17:38
Karlabos
Meat and Potatos
Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Seems ok.
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10.03.2014 - 20:36
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Jovial as usual but had troubles when I was in school. I had angry problems. Once involved in verbal volleys with checking staff on Airport and my mom somehow solved the matter. Other one, I abused to counter guy in Asda for dropping my stuff and especially on my foot.
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12.03.2014 - 16:06
Wargus
Account deleted
Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Very High
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

I'm diagnosed with schizophrenia about 6 years ago, and I take anti-psychotic medication (Abilify). It's basically a dopamine-blocker, so it makes me feel quite numb all the time. I also take an antidepressant (Wellbutrin), psychiatrist says it's supposed to give me more energy, but I don't notice any difference.
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