Mikyz
Posts: 711 From: Lebanon |
MikyzPosts: 711 From: Lebanon
The opening line was fucking hilarious, I never anticipated a review to start off like this "What is this bag of dicks?"----> Classic
I'm going to give this a listen right now, I want to know how the vocals sound. They should also think about a new band name because their current one is beyond unappealing. Awesome review XD
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Fat & Sassy!
Posts: 3857 From: USA |
I am probably going to check this out based on the sole notion of me wondering what a bag of dicks sounds like. I hope the music is as beautiful as this metaphor. >:[
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BudDa
Posts: 887 From: Uganda |
BudDaPosts: 887 From: Uganda
Written by Fat & Sassy! on 23.04.2010 at 15:54
I am probably going to check this out based on the sole notion of me wondering what a bag of dicks sounds like. I hope the music is as beautiful as this metaphor. >:[
lol
The band's name and album title sound great..I was hoping the music was too..
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silenius
Posts: 527 From: Sweden |
Listened to the songs on myspace, wtf is this shit tbh? xD worst shit evaah
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Chainer Witch Hunter Gen
Posts: 172 From: USA |
ChainerWitch Hunter GenPosts: 172 From: USA
It does sound like a bag of dicks. And what the fuck is he wearing in the profile pic? Lol nice armor dude hopefully its 'metal' enough to distract us from your terrible lisp!
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Written by Dangerboner on 02.11.2009 at 08:11
Everything he doesn't like is metalcore. Britney Spears, Elton John, Michael Moore, and green beans are also metalcore, in case you guys didn't know.
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Got Mayhem?
Posts: 767 From: USA |
Point for the name maybe? They obviously spent more time on that then the music.
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Marcus Doit Like Bernie
Posts: 642 From: USA |
MarcusDoit Like BerniePosts: 642 From: USA
Rating's a bit harsh, a 4.5/10 would probably be more fair. Mostly due to his medieval outfit.
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Winterthrone
Posts: 289 From: Canada |
What the fuck is that? Can't believe this guy truly tought he could sing and record himself on an album! His voice suck big time and his music is not worth recording it anyway. Pure crap that's it.
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Lucas Mr. Noise
Posts: 13427 From: The Netherlands |
LucasMr. NoisePosts: 13427 From: The Netherlands
Haha nice one man. definitely deserves this.
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X-Ray Rod Skandino
Posts: 18274 From: Sweden |
Holy shit... This is bad man... Pure shit. The vocals were like I don't know. Damn.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Like you could kiss my ass Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49 Rod, let me love you.
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ylside
Posts: 4727 From: Morocco |
ylsidePosts: 4727 From: Morocco
I think this is a joke band actually.
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Who'sRichard?
Posts: 15 From: USA
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Quote: When did Hellraiser's Pinhead develop a lisp, and attempt to sing?
I thought you were exaggerating, but that's exactly what it sounds like. Review sums it up perfectly.
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Derwood
Posts: 511 From: Canada |
Is there such a thing as ear wash? I could use some. A 4 is too generous. There are things that are so bad they are enjoyable as any B-movie fan knows. This is not that kind of bad. If this is a joke band, it's not funny.
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Doc G. Full Grown Hoser
Posts: 9718 From: Canada |
24.04.2010 - 08:54Rating: 1
Doc G.Full Grown HoserPosts: 9718 From: Canada
Written by ylside on 24.04.2010 at 02:39
I think this is a joke band actually.
Aside from the vocals, there really is no sign that it is...I'm thumbing through the liner notes right now and it's just a bunch of pretentious political statements.
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Valentin B Iconoclast
Posts: 10084 From: Czech Republic |
Valentin BIconoclastPosts: 10084 From: Czech Republic
LOL the dude really tries to sound ultra-dramatic but kinda fails on the first track he sounds like he's drunk as hell.. catspaw!!11
seriously, most of the times these guys sound like a kvlt version of Manowar with lousy, drunk-dramatic vocals. and on the acoustic tracks the vocals sound completely out of place.
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ylside
Posts: 4727 From: Morocco |
ylsidePosts: 4727 From: Morocco
Written by Doc G. on 24.04.2010 at 08:54
Written by ylside on 24.04.2010 at 02:39
I think this is a joke band actually.
Aside from the vocals, there really is no sign that it is...I'm thumbing through the liner notes right now and it's just a bunch of pretentious political statements.
Well exactly, I was browsing through this guy's website and all the political / religious statements makes it look even less serious haha.
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Rupert
Posts: 468 From: Canada |
What a keeper this one is!
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Fat & Sassy!
Posts: 3857 From: USA |
Wow. This album has actually generated a lot of positive reviews around the net, mostly because it's "controversial". Excuse me, but who gives a FUCK? D:<
I'm pretty sure I speak for the most of us when I say I'd rather listen to an hour of a walrus fucking an owl than one song from this guy. >:[
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Doc G. Full Grown Hoser
Posts: 9718 From: Canada |
26.04.2010 - 23:52Rating: 1
Doc G.Full Grown HoserPosts: 9718 From: Canada
Written by Fat & Sassy! on 26.04.2010 at 23:48
Wow. This album has actually generated a lot of positive reviews around the net, mostly because it's "controversial". Excuse me, but who gives a FUCK? D:<
I'm pretty sure I speak for the most of us when I say I'd rather listen to an hour of a walrus fucking an owl than one song from this guy. >:[
Exactly. Whoever gave this guy positive reviews for being "controversial" are terrible excuses for music critics. I'm here to judge the music, if the lyrics are good (which they aren't) I'll mention it, otherwise lyrical content is completely fucking irrelevant.
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Dangerboner Lactation Cnslt
Posts: 7261 From: USA |
Written by Fat & Sassy! on 26.04.2010 at 23:48
I'm pretty sure I speak for the most of us when I say I'd rather listen to an hour of a walrus fucking an owl than one song from this guy. >:[
hmm... I can't picture an owl having sex. But the cool thing is that if the dude owl is fucking the bitch owl doggie (owl) style, he could still look her in the face since their heads turn so far.
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Padre
Posts: 8 From: Poland
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Padre Posts: 8 From: Poland
Shhh... catshhhh... *burp* CAAATSHPOW! *hic!*
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Visioneerie Urban Monster
Posts: 810 From: Canada |
Written by Dangerboner on 27.04.2010 at 07:33
Written by Fat & Sassy! on 26.04.2010 at 23:48
I'm pretty sure I speak for the most of us when I say I'd rather listen to an hour of a walrus fucking an owl than one song from this guy. >:[
hmm... I can't picture an owl having sex. But the cool thing is that if the dude owl is fucking the bitch owl doggie (owl) style, he could still look her in the face since their heads turn so far.
LOL. + 1
Owl sex might make for some of the most sensual, naughty doggie style there is.
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Paradox0 Unasuming Madnes
Posts: 592 From: USA
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Paradox0Unasuming Madnes Posts: 592 From: USA
WOW this is so bad I just might force someone to listen to
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Darkside Momo Retired
Posts: 9087 From: France |
8 for the prod? now that's a joke
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Doc G. Full Grown Hoser
Posts: 9718 From: Canada |
01.05.2010 - 05:36Rating: 1
Doc G.Full Grown HoserPosts: 9718 From: Canada
Written by Darkside Momo on 30.04.2010 at 23:49
8 for the prod? now that's a joke
For what it is I find the production to be fairly decent.
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Darkside Momo Retired
Posts: 9087 From: France |
Written by Doc G. on 01.05.2010 at 05:36
Written by Darkside Momo on 30.04.2010 at 23:49
8 for the prod? now that's a joke
For what it is I find the production to be fairly decent.
well imo (and only that) if the myspace songs are any indication, it's not bad, but really not good either. I would have rated it at 6... But it's sure I didn't to the whole album. And compared to that crapshitty everything, I suppose the prod does sound marvelous
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Dark Blood The Avenger
Posts: 1435 From: Portugal |
I think the only positive thing about this CD, is the fact that it made Doc write a funny as hell review. His anger made me laugh hard. Although the laughter was gone as soon as I listened to the songs...
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