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Posted by whatsacow, 06.05.2010 - 03:57
I was talking with my friend and i had this idea for a topic... very similar to the you know you're a redneck jokes but with poseurs instead of rednecks. I'd be interested to hear your jokes and ideas on this topic.
Some examples: If you think Kirk Hammet is the greatest guitarist who ever lived... you might be a poseur.
If you say people who don't appreciate fallout boy don't appreciate balls to the wall punk... you might be a poseur.

Have a shot, and i hope to god yours are funnier than mine.
09.03.2012 - 19:51
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by vezzy on 09.03.2012 at 19:34
No wonder this message board is comparably free from trolls.

Well then I'd say he's doing his job well.

/off-topic
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10.03.2012 - 02:01
Kennoth

Written by Troy Killjoy on 09.03.2012 at 19:51

Written by vezzy on 09.03.2012 at 19:34
No wonder this message board is comparably free from trolls.

Well then I'd say he's doing his job well.

/off-topic


I'm pretty sure he was sarcastic.
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10.03.2012 - 02:35
Marcel Hubregtse
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Written by Kennoth on 10.03.2012 at 02:01

Written by Troy Killjoy on 09.03.2012 at 19:51

Written by vezzy on 09.03.2012 at 19:34
No wonder this message board is comparably free from trolls.

Well then I'd say he's doing his job well.

/off-topic


I'm pretty sure he was sarcastic.


of course he was since he is a 20+ year old troll himself.
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10.03.2012 - 02:36
Troy Killjoy
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Written by Kennoth on 10.03.2012 at 02:01
I'm pretty sure he was sarcastic.

Bah, we're better than most forums. We don't have any legitimate trolls (Vezzy's probably the closest we have) and the ones who troll aren't revered by anyone. I think the worst we've seen in trolling terms is... posting memes?
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10.03.2012 - 02:40
Kennoth

Written by Troy Killjoy on 10.03.2012 at 02:36

Written by Kennoth on 10.03.2012 at 02:01
I'm pretty sure he was sarcastic.

Bah, we're better than most forums. We don't have any legitimate trolls (Vezzy's probably the closest we have) and the ones who troll aren't revered by anyone. I think the worst we've seen in trolling terms is... posting memes?


I agree with you. Vezzy's like the resident forum jester. All other trolls usually fade into oblivion.
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10.03.2012 - 03:11
Void Eater
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Hey! I'm a troll!
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10.03.2012 - 03:52
Kennoth

Nah, you try too hard.
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10.03.2012 - 20:18
vezzy
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I said comparably, as in relatively. Then again, small town communities are like that.

BTW, "resident forum jester" is the nicest thing anyone has said to me so far on this board, so thanks for that.

Also screw you anti-youth rights liberals activists! Dammit! *cans.wav*

On-topic note, you know you're a poser if you screw up the punchline in the OP. If anybody else has said this, I apologize.
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11.03.2012 - 05:45
Kennoth

Written by vezzy on 10.03.2012 at 20:18

BTW, "resident forum jester" is the nicest thing anyone has said to me so far on this board, so thanks for that.


Yeah, I'm too nice for my own good.
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17.03.2012 - 19:45
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
You know you're a poseur if you pose for a cheesy snapshot>
You know you're a poseur if you listening to My Chemical Romance.
You know you're a poseur....if you play with your overrated heavy balls.
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18.03.2012 - 11:08
whatsacow

You know you're a poseur if you're musical taste clashes with mine.
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