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Posted by Kennoth on 22.05.2010 at 00:19

So, I was browsing one day through Last.fm, and I find this underground black metal act called Darkened Nocturn Slaughtercult, and I coulnd't help but to wonder how on EARTH do you come up with something so lame and wannabe cvlt. I mean seriously... I don't really care if their music is good (and since I hate black metal, for me probably not).

So, got any similar ones to share? Remember, we're talking about lame, stupid names, not how good or bad their music is.

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Troy Killjoy
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	20.04.2012 at 06:38
FUCK EVERYONE WITH THE NACHOS I'M TRYING TO EAT HEALTHY. That would be a pretty lame name for a metal band.

BoxCar Willy
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	20.04.2012 at 06:42
Written by Troy Killjoy on 20.04.2012 at 06:38 FUCK EVERYONE WITH THE NACHOS I'M TRYING TO EAT HEALTHY. That would be a pretty lame name for a metal band. But I made it just for you...
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BoxCar Willy
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	20.04.2012 at 06:47
Written by Guest on 30.01.2011 at 15:26 The Black Satans How dare thou rag on the name ov the kings ov Belial
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Branzig

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	20.04.2012 at 06:49
I've always found "Satanic Warmaster" as overly silly haha.
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Guib

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	20.04.2012 at 06:49
Written by BoxCar Willy on 20.04.2012 at 06:47 Written by Guest on 30.01.2011 at 15:26 The Black Satans How dare thou rag on the name ov the kings ov Belial Ahem, Indeed the name and... uh.. the band itself IS FUCKING LAME ! wtf... they're obviously a big joke ? no ?
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BoxCar Willy
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	20.04.2012 at 06:58
Written by Guib on 20.04.2012 at 06:49 Written by BoxCar Willy on 20.04.2012 at 06:47 Written by Guest on 30.01.2011 at 15:26 The Black Satans How dare thou rag on the name ov the kings ov Belial Ahem, Indeed the name and... uh.. the band itself IS FUCKING LAME ! wtf... they're obviously a big joke ? no ? of Course, but that's what makes them amazing.
---- Check out my Post-Black metal band out here. New Ep out now!

Guib

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	20.04.2012 at 07:00
Written by BoxCar Willy on 20.04.2012 at 06:58 Written by Guib on 20.04.2012 at 06:49 Written by BoxCar Willy on 20.04.2012 at 06:47 Written by Guest on 30.01.2011 at 15:26 The Black Satans How dare thou rag on the name ov the kings ov Belial Ahem, Indeed the name and... uh.. the band itself IS FUCKING LAME ! wtf... they're obviously a big joke ? no ? of Course, but that's what makes them amazing. ok ok, cuz I watched the video and I was like, this can't be serious
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