Those were shots of tequila mixed with sparkling water, you had to hit the desk with the glass to get it foamy (and try not to break it) and drink it all at once while it's still foaming.
So, I was browsing one day through Last.fm, and I find this underground black metal act called Darkened Nocturn Slaughtercult, and I coulnd't help but to wonder how on EARTH do you come up with something so lame and wannabe cvlt. I mean seriously... I don't really care if their music is good (and since I hate black metal, for me probably not).
So, got any similar ones to share? Remember, we're talking about lame, stupid names, not how good or bad their music is.
I honestly think the worst band names in general I have ever heard are iwrestledabearonce and We Butter the Bread With Butter. I personally would hesitate to call either band "metal," but still. Basically anything that is trying too hard to be stupid, core bands, or anything that is trying way too hard to be brutal or offensive. Like say, "Stuffing Dildos Up a Virgin's Asshole So That is Bleeds Profusely and Then Licking It." I feel that name would satisfy both categories.
How dare thou rag on the name ov the kings ov Belial
Oh Satan, what the Hell was that?
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Ram-Zet (What's that even supposed to mean?)
Satan's Almighty Penis
The Number Twelve Looks Like You
Ungl'Unl'Rrlh'Chchch (More like dark ambient but still...)
Also,album band names with the genre on it, such as Venom's "Black Metal", or Cobalt's "War Metal"
Namely, the lamest album name of all time for me is Candlemass' "Epicus Doomicus Metallicus". Was that supposed to be epic doom metal in some kind of Latim or whatsoever?
Also it isn't even "epic" lol.
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