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Posted by on 08.11.2010 at 21:22
What I want everyone to do is to rename their favorite metal albums in a fun way. Be as offensive as you'd like. Here's a few examples:

Kamelot - The Black A-hole
Metallica - Ride The Tight Thing
Children Of Bodom - Follow The Rapist
Megadeth - Rust N' Piss
Megadeth - Piss! Cells! Butt! Who's Buying?
Nightwish - Wishhamster
Sonata Arctica - Silence! I Kill You!
Opeth - Morningwood
Star One - Victims Of The Modern AIDS



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Array

Posts: 3098

Age: 26
From: Finland

  23.06.2012 at 20:45
Katatonia:

Wiener Is The New Vagina
Dead End Onion Rings [alt. Chicken Wings]
Blood Eagle

Posts: 8

Age: 41
From: USA

  24.06.2012 at 19:17
Alestorm - Heavy Metal Ass Pirates
Dio - Holy Muff Diver
Manowar - Into Glory Hole Slide
Cradle of Filth - Mediocre
Pantera - Far Beyond Drivel
Ozzy Osbourne - Diarrhea of a Motormouth
Exodus - Irrelevance is Imminent
Destruction - Rehash Anthems
Anthrax - Attack of the Killer Bukkakes
WASP - The Crimson Midol
Burzum - Thats Some Gay Bar
Yngwie Malmsteen - Unleash the Wankery
Rose Funeral - Crucify. Kill. UNO!
Bal-Sagoth - Hemorrhoids Burning on the Ass Covered Throne of Ultima Thule

Edit:

Dark Funeral - Teach Dyslexics to Worship Santa
BoxCar Willy
John Doe

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Age: 17
From: Canada

  24.06.2012 at 22:48
Written by Blood Eagle on 24.06.2012 at 19:17


Edit:

Dark Funeral - Teach Dyslexics to Worship Santa

The only one I found funny
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dagger01

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From: Canada
  13.08.2012 at 18:07
Written by Troy Killjoy on 21.06.2012 at 14:56

Written by dagger01 on 21.06.2012 at 08:06
Trivium - Ascendancy

I don't think you understand how this thread works...


I did. I hit cancel cause i realized that but i guess it posted anyways :S.
Cynic Metalhead
Atrocious Virgin

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Age: 24
From: India

  13.08.2012 at 18:48
Nuclear Assault - Out of Powder
Fastkill - Testicle Moshing Boobdoggle
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Karlabos
Nekophiliac

Posts: 1087

Age: 26
From: Brazil

  07.11.2013 at 01:11
Krallice - Vaginal Bleedthrought
!T.O.O.H! - Had a Pest
Dordeduh - Durr Hur Hurr
Odious - Cylinder of Vibrations
Grey Wind

Posts: 87

Age: 27


  07.11.2013 at 03:03
3 inches of blood - advance and sandwich
cradle of filth - cruelty and the bees
slayer - raining blobs
death - individual feet patterns
ayreon - theory of every shit (haven't listened to this one yet but I think the idea is good. it's a theory about different types of shit )
kreator - enema from god
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Iamawalker

Posts: 255
From: Norway

  07.11.2013 at 04:26
Blind Guardian discography:

Battalions of Fisting
Follow The Bimbo
Testicles From The Twilight World
Semen Far Beyond
Imaginations From The Oral Side
Nightfap In Middle Earth
A Nudist At The Opera
A Twist In The Muff
At The Edge Of Tits
Guib

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Age: 23
From: Canada

  08.11.2013 at 02:47
Children Of Bodom - Skate Crew Death's Toll
Municipal Waste - The Art Of Vomiting
Sepultura - Beneath The Scrotum
Skeletonwitch - Beyond The Spermafrost
Metallica - Jerk 'Em All
Helloween - Herder Of The Seven Sheeps
Death - Spiritual Feces
Testament - The Stew Order
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Joodicator

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Age: 21
From: UK

  12.11.2013 at 00:27
Okay, so this thread is basically Unbored Covers for people who can't be bothered to edit the album cover art.
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LordHypnos

Posts: 296

Age: 20
From: Brazil

  16.11.2013 at 04:32
At The Gates - With Fear I Piss In The Fucking Darkness
Angra - Hole Land
Sentenced - The Cold White Liquid
Queensryche - Operation Mindfuck
Kreator - Pleasure To Grill
Morbid Angel - Altars Of SPARTA!
Scar Symmetry - Pornographic Universe
Secret Sphere - Time II Never Comes
Eternal Tears Of Sorrow - A Whore And Another Whore
Evergrey - In Search Of Tooth
Annihilator - Alice In Hellmann's
Edge Of Sanity - Poogatory After Blowjob
Dark Tranquillity - 120 Characters
Cynic - Fuck Us
At The Gates - Anal Spit Disease
Nile - Annihilation Of The Widget
Agalloch - Pale Cocklord
Avantasia - The Scarycow
Candlemass - Nightfail
Dark Tranquillity - Friction
Soulfly - Oh Man
Dio - Holy Diaper
Samael - Massage
Moonspell - Wolf Fart
Dimmu Borgir - For All Tits
My Dying Bride - Turn Moose Into Swans
Black Abbath - Black Abbath
Austere - Today I Like Old Asses
Korpiklaani - Tails Along This Road
Testament - Deformation Of Damn Nation
Monev - White Metal
Monev - Welcome To Heaven

Edit: Added more
Grey Wind

Posts: 87

Age: 27


  16.11.2013 at 14:10
This thread is still hilarious
Rhapsody - power of the arseflame
akercocke - the goat of micky(the mouse)
cradle of feels - dusk and her umbrella
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enumaelis

Posts: 264

Age: 31
From: Spain

  16.11.2013 at 15:04
Einherjer - Norwegian Native Fart
Immortal - At the Fart of Winter
In Flames - Gayman
Finntroll - Nattyfuck
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LordHypnos

Posts: 296

Age: 20
From: Brazil

  16.11.2013 at 15:14
Written by Grey Wind on 16.11.2013 at 14:10

This thread is still hilarious
Rhapsody - power of the arseflame
akercocke - the goat of micky(the mouse)
cradle of feels - dusk and her umbrella

lol

I forgot to add these:
Samael - Ceremony Of Porn Sites
Stratovarius - Ass Piss Ode (Episode)
Exodus - Bonded By Bud
Saturnus - Veronika Decides To Buy
Sentenced - The Few Nergal Album
In Flames - Take This Like
In Flames - The Jesper Race
In Flames - Cum Clarity
In Flames - LOLony
In Flames - Gayman
Tiamat - Wildboner
LordHypnos

Posts: 296

Age: 20
From: Brazil

  16.11.2013 at 15:16
Written by enumaelis on 16.11.2013 at 15:04

Einherjer - Norwegian Native Fart
Immortal - At the Fart of Winter
In Flames - Gayman
Finntroll - Nattyfuck

I posted Gayman too xDDDDDDD
enumaelis

Posts: 264

Age: 31
From: Spain

  16.11.2013 at 15:23
Written by LordHypnos on 16.11.2013 at 15:16

Written by enumaelis on 16.11.2013 at 15:04

Einherjer - Norwegian Native Fart
Immortal - At the Fart of Winter
In Flames - Gayman
Finntroll - Nattyfuck

I posted Gayman too xDDDDDDD

Hahah (y) Sorry I didnt see it XD

I was just thinking about another one: Elvenking - The Excited XD
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LordHypnos

Posts: 296

Age: 20
From: Brazil

  16.11.2013 at 15:28
Written by enumaelis on 16.11.2013 at 15:23

Written by LordHypnos on 16.11.2013 at 15:16

Written by enumaelis on 16.11.2013 at 15:04

Einherjer - Norwegian Native Fart
Immortal - At the Fart of Winter
In Flames - Gayman
Finntroll - Nattyfuck

I posted Gayman too xDDDDDDD

Hahah (y) Sorry I didnt see it XD

I was just thinking about another one: Elvenking - The Excited XD

looool
Chriwalker

Posts: 77

Age: 20
From: Norway

  28.11.2013 at 12:54
Kamelot - Poetry For The Prostitute
Iron Maiden - A Mother Often Laid And Dread
Edguy - Hooker Club
Avantasia - The Wicked Sexiest
Ayreon - The Theoretical Oral Exam
Blind Guardian - Sex Far Beyond
Helloween - Goofing With The Devil
Hammerfall - No Sex, No Victory
Seventh Wonder - The Great Exermination
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