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The life expectancy and death test



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Posted by , 26.04.2011 - 18:56
http://www.okcupid.com/the-death-test

This has to be most elaborate and well thought up test I have seen online so far.

So lets hear it, who's gonna live to be a hundred, who should we be worried about, and who should already be dead.
04.08.2011 - 15:03
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Written by Guest on 04.08.2011 at 15:00

Written by X-Ray Rod on 04.08.2011 at 14:54

I did the test the first time with a touchpad... Doing the test again with my mouse at home kind of improved my life with 2-3 years XD

So yeah... get a good mouse folks! it will improve your life.


Correction: it will prolong your life


That too!

(I just friggin hate touchpads so it WILL improve my life anyway)
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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04.08.2011 - 15:12
ErnilEnNaur
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Written by X-Ray Rod on 04.08.2011 at 15:03

Written by Guest on 04.08.2011 at 15:00

Written by X-Ray Rod on 04.08.2011 at 14:54

I did the test the first time with a touchpad... Doing the test again with my mouse at home kind of improved my life with 2-3 years XD

So yeah... get a good mouse folks! it will improve your life.


Correction: it will prolong your life


That too!

(I just friggin hate touchpads so it WILL improve my life anyway)


LOL I can manage both.

Back on topic, I'd like to hope I don't live to be so damn old as 56. That's 13 freaking years older than Marcel!
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06.08.2011 - 08:28
Mothman

According to our research, you'll be dead by: December 2070, Age 79
Probable Cause: Cancer

You have 21690.6 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 25% of your life.
You Live 79.4 Years

Average Male Life Span: 72.5 years
As you can plainly see, you have more health and vitality than the average man.

Why You Die:

56% Cancer
24% Car Accident
13% Loneliness
5% Drowning of the Lungs
2% Wounds

I'd be fine with that....except for the cancer. I want to die suddenly, not through a long and painful process.
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06.08.2011 - 12:06
-DC-002-
Mastercommander
I got 84 by a heart attack does that mean I am I'm boring?
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12.08.2011 - 04:54
Entropic Silence

85, and cancer (although there's a 2% chance I'll die from wounds). By the way, who else answered 'yes' to 'if push came to shove, could you kill someone to save your life?'
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VICTORY!!!!! (They love it in France)
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12.08.2011 - 04:56
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Entropic Silence on 12.08.2011 at 04:54
By the way, who else answered 'yes' to 'if push came to shove, could you kill someone to save your life?'

I took this awhile ago, but I know I did.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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14.08.2011 - 21:44
whatsacow

Cancer: 81.
And I was fucked. I did mine on a laptop...
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When God made up the golden rule, do you think he noticed that it condones rape?
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14.08.2011 - 21:48
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by whatsacow on 14.08.2011 at 21:44
And I was fucked. I did mine on a laptop...

Laptop = cancer?
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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14.08.2011 - 22:08
whatsacow

Written by Troy Killjoy on 14.08.2011 at 21:48

Written by whatsacow on 14.08.2011 at 21:44
And I was fucked. I did mine on a laptop...

Laptop = cancer?

No. I meant to type I had a 50% chance of a car accident.
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When God made up the golden rule, do you think he noticed that it condones rape?
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14.08.2011 - 23:02
EmperorGonzo
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After three combat deployments in Iraq and that i'm still alive, I think my death will be pretty random.
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16.08.2011 - 04:10
Mothman

Written by Entropic Silence on 12.08.2011 at 04:54

85, and cancer (although there's a 2% chance I'll die from wounds). By the way, who else answered 'yes' to 'if push came to shove, could you kill someone to save your life?'

I know I would.
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