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Worst Fucking Albums EVER


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This is a list of the WORST albums that I could think of at the top of my head. This will
be added to as time goes on and I think of more!
These are in NO particular order of shit - they are all equally shit and embarrassments to metal.

Created by: Kemper35 | 20.12.2011






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20.12.2011 - 03:33
die mutha fucka!

Why the hate for fleshgod?
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20.12.2011 - 03:40
Kemper35

@die mutha fucka!
Same reason there's hate for the other nine artists on there.
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20.12.2011 - 08:26
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Esoteric an embarrassment to metal?

Troll harder.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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20.12.2011 - 08:36
Parasomnia

Ha, funny as shit.
Trolololol
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20.12.2011 - 18:19
~Starchild~

Lol. This must be one of the worst lists I've ever seen.
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20.12.2011 - 18:35
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
...And Trolls For All
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Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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20.12.2011 - 19:07
InnerSelf
proofread free
I almost shat my pants when I saw Esoteric's name
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He who is not bold enough
to be stared at from across the abyss
is not bold enough
to stare into it himself.
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20.12.2011 - 19:10
vezzy
Stallmanite
Trannies never were the target demographic for Esoteric, as far as I know.

Then again, Esoteric and target demog in the same sentence ain't right.
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21.12.2011 - 22:46
PēterisP

Trolling made by sukker - beginner
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Metalhead since 1987
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22.12.2011 - 05:47
Void Eater
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At least he's trying to make it somewhat believable, unlike that MetalicIron guy. I almost got mildly annoyed upon seeing Vektor.
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22.12.2011 - 07:44
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Guest on 22.12.2011 at 05:47
TROLL

IN THE DUNGEON
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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22.12.2011 - 12:15
BloodTears
ANA-thema
Most albums are from 2011. Interesting...
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29

Like you could kiss my ass.


My Instagram
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22.12.2011 - 14:23
M C Vice
ex-polydactyl
I'm not sure which I am more- suprised to see Agony here or angry to see Load here?
Obviously not a fan of Pantera or Metallica.
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22.12.2011 - 20:41
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by M C Vice on 22.12.2011 at 14:23
Obviously not a fan of Pantera or Metallica.

I'm thinking "obviously not a fan of metal" and only made this to incite rage from fanboys - also known simply as trolling.
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22.12.2011 - 20:49
vezzy
Stallmanite
Written by Troy Killjoy on 22.12.2011 at 20:41
I'm thinking "obviously not a fan of metal" and only made this to incite rage from fanboys - also known simply as trolling.


That's the oldest troll technique in the book full of bright funny pictures. (see also: badabing)

Troll by assumption of ignorance. I'm gonna get argumentum ad baculum on your asses.
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26.12.2011 - 07:36
Coconut Racecar

The fact that you have so much hate for Metallica really makes me want to call you a friend.
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30.12.2011 - 04:05
Cuca Beludo
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But... Surtur rising is great!
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31.12.2011 - 18:29
JohnDoe
Account deleted
Cowboys from Hell and Vulgar display of Power are great albums. Seriously, wtf??!!

I love Opeth - Heritage, I understand the disappointment for some, but worst album ever, it's definitely NOT.
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02.01.2012 - 00:34
ChrisWinther

I dont understand this list, many of those albums are very good, but many sucks as well
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08.01.2012 - 19:53
DeathMetalKnight

TroLoLoLoLoLo...
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15.01.2012 - 03:47
Cuca Beludo
Account deleted
Let's go:

Metallica - Lulu : I must agree, this is bad. But I've seen worst things.
Korn - The Path of Totality : Enjoyable.
Metallica - St. Anger : A bit enjoyable.
Amon Amarth - Surtur Rising : Wrong List!
Opeth - Heritage : Good
Slipknot - Slipknot : BAD!!
Pantera - Cowboys from Hell : Amazing!
Pantera - Vulgar Display of Power : Not as good as "Cowboys from hell", still, great.
Pantera - Far Beyond Driven : Great.
Korn - Follow the Leader : Good.
Metallica - Re-load : Good.
Metallica - Load : ...and good.
Metallica - ...And Justice for All : Wrong List!

Anyway, I am bored! Good night to you all!
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15.01.2012 - 06:28
3rdWorld
China was a neat
Written by Troy Killjoy on 20.12.2011 at 08:26

Troll harder.

Oh come on,dont be too harsh on toddlers.
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15.01.2012 - 10:01
Void Eater
Account deleted
Written by Troy Killjoy on 20.12.2011 at 08:26

Troll harder.

On the strings of your martyr.
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15.01.2012 - 10:02
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Guest on 15.01.2012 at 10:01
On the strings of your martyr.

Fantastic response.
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01.02.2012 - 06:36
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Guest on 15.01.2012 at 10:01

Written by Troy Killjoy on 20.12.2011 at 08:26

Troll harder.

On the strings of your martyr.

I pissed myself laughing.
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I do your mum

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09.03.2012 - 05:43
Kennoth

Written by Boxcar Willy on 01.02.2012 at 06:36

Written by Guest on 15.01.2012 at 10:01

Written by Troy Killjoy on 20.12.2011 at 08:26

Troll harder.

On the strings of your martyr.

I pissed myself laughing.


Funny!

List is gay though. What's wrong with "Unto the Locust"?
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15.01.2013 - 01:37
Nixstruction

Get lost, 'tard ...
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06.05.2014 - 20:44
me<3mertl

6?! 8?! 22?!
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