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Malasangre - Lux Deerit Soli review



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Band: Malasangre
Album: Lux Deerit Soli
Style: Drone doom metal
Release date: February 2012


01. Sa Ta
02. Na Ma

Wait, did I read that name right? Malasangre? The black metal band from Italy that fell off the face of the earth after their 2005 release? Huh. I guess I did. Well this is mildly exciting.

I probably would have been more excited if this wasn't such a boring album, though. On paper I was pretty stoked to give it a listen. I mean, a black metal album with doom and sludge thrown in? Hells to the yes, gimme some of that good sir. But like the Philadelphia Eagles last year, what looks good on paper doesn't always equate to success on the field. Or in this case, the recording studio.

So black + doom makes you think early Forgotten Tomb. And you wouldn't be far off in that assumption, only Forgotten Tomb's atmosphere was far more engaging and the songs had more variation. With Lux Deerit Soli, however, the listener has to work a lot harder in order to engage the atmosphere. Which kind of defeats the purpose of writing music that envelops your audience.

Imagine slow, murky, sludgy, doom metal riffs that crawl through time and space at a snail's pace, sometimes pausing for years to rest up before leading the zombie-esque charge into the universe once more. And we aren't talking about those fabled Usain Bolt zombies. We're talking zombies that make quadriplegic's look like an X-43A scramjet. To cut through the shit, it's fucking slow. Now take that slow pace and throw in some garbled black metal shrieks. BOOM there's your formula for over an hour. Two songs. The same thing. One hour. Not good times.

The only possible explanation I have is that the band members either wanted to see if Lou Reed was still interested in fronting a metal band or they wanted to test people to see how much nothing they could handle before shooting themselves in the face. I live 10 stories above the ground. You can't tempt a guy like that.

Assholes.


Rating breakdown
Performance: 5
Songwriting: 4
Originality: 4
Production: 8





Written on 16.03.2012 by I'm total pro; that's what I'm here for.


Comments

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16.03.2012 - 22:13
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Hhahahahahah love the ending
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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16.03.2012 - 22:14
Milena
gloom cookie
I live 12 stories up. My thoughts on similar stuff are pretty much the same.
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7.0 means the album is good
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16.03.2012 - 22:17
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by X-Ray Rod on 16.03.2012 at 22:13
Hhahahahahah love the ending

When I typed out "Assholes" for some reason I did it in Jackie Q's voice (from Get Him to the Greek) where she ends her song by singing "I'm talking about my asshole."
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16.03.2012 - 22:22
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Written by Troy Killjoy on 16.03.2012 at 22:17

Written by X-Ray Rod on 16.03.2012 at 22:13
Hhahahahahah love the ending

When I typed out "Assholes" for some reason I did it in Jackie Q's voice (from Get Him to the Greek) where she ends her song by singing "I'm talking about my asshole."


When I read the last two sentences I went:
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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16.03.2012 - 22:23
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by X-Ray Rod on 16.03.2012 at 22:22
When I read the last two sentences I went:

My job is done, then.
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16.03.2012 - 22:24
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by X-Ray Rod on 16.03.2012 at 22:22


When I read the last two sentences I went:


What, latino? I thought you already were?
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16.03.2012 - 22:24
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Written by Troy Killjoy on 16.03.2012 at 22:23
Written by X-Ray Rod on 16.03.2012 at 22:22
When I read the last two sentences I went:

My job is done, then.

Gallows humor ftw.
Written by Guest on 16.03.2012 at 22:24
What, latino? I thought you already were?

Don't know if you are joking or not. He's Fouad so definitely not latino and the joke isn't about how he looks like on the pic but what he says when he appears in family guy
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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16.03.2012 - 22:28
!J.O.O.E.!
Account deleted
Written by X-Ray Rod on 16.03.2012 at 22:24

Don't know if you are joking or not. He's Fouad so definitely not latino and the joke isn't about how he looks like on the pic but what he says when he appears in family guy

I dunno what a Fouad is.
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16.03.2012 - 22:28
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by X-Ray Rod on 16.03.2012 at 22:24
Don't know if you are joking or not.

It's funny because racism.
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16.03.2012 - 22:30
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Written by Guest on 16.03.2012 at 22:28
I dunno what a Fouad is.


It's his name
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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16.03.2012 - 22:52
PocketMetal

Troy Killjoy = Chandler Bing , only funnier .
well I guess I shouldn't consider listening to this .
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16.03.2012 - 22:56
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by PocketMetal on 16.03.2012 at 22:52
Troy Killjoy = Chandler Bing , only funnier .


But seriously. Don't even bother with this album.
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18.03.2012 - 16:05
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Y U NO GIVE 3.9?!

Just kidding,

I'll avoid this shit like the plague.
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18.03.2012 - 19:01
Kuroboshi

You're on a streak Troy. Go get 'em girl!
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18.03.2012 - 19:16
strade

Troy's getting harsher in his old age.
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19.03.2012 - 01:08
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Kuroboshi on 18.03.2012 at 19:01
You're on a streak Troy. Go get 'em girl!

There will be plenty more coming in the next two weeks.
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19.03.2012 - 01:08
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by strade on 18.03.2012 at 19:16
Troy's getting harsher in his old age.

I'll be 21 soon.

I fear for those who request a review from me.
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19.03.2012 - 12:20
Merchant of Doom

I can't find any samples of this on the Internet, so I can't judge, but their label doesn't seem overtly pleased with you...

http://www.i-voidhanger.com
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19.03.2012 - 13:16
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Merchant of Doom on 19.03.2012 at 12:20
http://www.i-voidhanger.com

I love when labels can't handle low scores. First I apparently don't remember the band, then I apparently have trouble identifying genres, and then I'm "mean" or whatever for calling them assholes "for no reason". Obviously I don't think the musicians themselves are assholes, but I definitely feel like assholes would make me listen to this. -_-
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19.03.2012 - 14:18
Merchant of Doom

Written by Troy Killjoy on 19.03.2012 at 13:16

Written by Merchant of Doom on 19.03.2012 at 12:20
http://www.i-voidhanger.com

I love when labels can't handle low scores. First I apparently don't remember the band, then I apparently have trouble identifying genres, and then I'm "mean" or whatever for calling them assholes "for no reason". Obviously I don't think the musicians themselves are assholes, but I definitely feel like assholes would make me listen to this. -_-



I finally found some samples...

http://www.i-voidhanger.com/malasangre_lux_deerit_soli.htm

I personally really like it, but it's doom, although the black metalish vocals can put people on the wrong track. Let's not start another doom debate, though... Reviewers on other sites or zines have rated it very highly and I agree with them. It's an 8 for me. It's a pleasant slab of disturbing doom. I can understand why people find it monotonous, but it's doom after all and it lasts 72 minutes.
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19.03.2012 - 14:22
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Malasangre surely is doom, haven't heard this one yet but their previous stuff is. But their pervious stuff was mediocre at best, so I can't imagine this one being anything better than average.
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19.03.2012 - 14:29
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
You mad, label?
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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19.03.2012 - 14:40
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Btw saw Malasangre live at Dutch Doom Days in 2007 and my God were they immensely boring. They probably rank as the most boring band I have seen live at Dutch Doom Days over the years.
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19.03.2012 - 15:50
Merchant of Doom

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 19.03.2012 at 14:40

Btw saw Malasangre live at Dutch Doom Days in 2007 and my God were they immensely boring. They probably rank as the most boring band I have seen live at Dutch Doom Days over the years.



ok, Marcel, we got the message... you don't like them...
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19.03.2012 - 16:06
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Written by Merchant of Doom on 19.03.2012 at 15:50

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 19.03.2012 at 14:40

Btw saw Malasangre live at Dutch Doom Days in 2007 and my God were they immensely boring. They probably rank as the most boring band I have seen live at Dutch Doom Days over the years.



ok, Marcel, we got the message... you don't like them...


and we got your message and the label's that you do like them
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19.03.2012 - 20:35
I, Voidhanger

Written by Troy Killjoy on 19.03.2012 at 13:16

Written by Merchant of Doom on 19.03.2012 at 12:20
http://www.i-voidhanger.com

I love when labels can't handle low scores.


Well, this comment indicates that you totally missed the point. The fact you "love" this situation, that you find it funny, explains that for you writing reviews is nothing but a personal show, more than a useful service for those who read. I don't care about low scores, all my releases have got some low ratings, but I didn't go around complaining about that. I did this time, because you called the band members "assholes" in the context of a superficial review where the band has been labeled as "black metal" and compared to a depressive black metal band. We are in the Internet era: you could have done some little seach before writing your review... but above all you could have thought twice before offending the band.
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19.03.2012 - 21:04
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by I, Voidhanger on 19.03.2012 at 20:35

Written by Troy Killjoy on 19.03.2012 at 13:16

Written by Merchant of Doom on 19.03.2012 at 12:20
http://www.i-voidhanger.com

I love when labels can't handle low scores.


Well, this comment indicates that you totally missed the point. The fact you "love" this situation, that you find it funny, explains that for you writing reviews is nothing but a personal show, more than a useful service for those who read. I don't care about low scores, all my releases have got some low ratings, but I didn't go around complaining about that. I did this time, because you called the band members "assholes" in the context of a superficial review where the band has been labeled as "black metal" and compared to a depressive black metal band. We are in the Internet era: you could have done some little seach before writing your review... but above all you could have thought twice before offending the band.

Well, let's get something straight here, you're the record company, and I assume you sent this in to be reviewed correct?

It was reviewed, and it was a very fine review at that, if you can't see the humour in the writing... well...

Also Doom + Black generally equals Depressive Black metal or something similar. Why should he care if he "offended" the band, if you look at the Deadwood review it got a 4, I wrote and played that. album. I', fine with the rating it recieved.

if you can't stand a little bit of critisim you shouldn't be making music. You're not the first butthurt producer here, and I'm sure you won't be the last.
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19.03.2012 - 21:06
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Aslo anybody find the titles funny?

Satanama.

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19.03.2012 - 21:08
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Written by Boxcar Willy on 19.03.2012 at 21:04

Doom + Black generally equals Depressive Black metal or something similar.


No, it doesn't
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Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
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05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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19.03.2012 - 21:09
Introspekrieg
Totemic Lust
The jab at the Eagles is totally uncalled for. They didn't even look good on paper.
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