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Babymetal (where nu metal meets J-pop)



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Posted by bj_waters, 20.03.2012 - 01:36
Because I must inflict this upon others, I give you two singles from Babymetal, the newest project from Japan for driving people like us insane.



It's like the worst parts of nu metal and J-Pop were blended together. And if you think this one was bad, watch the other one. Just wait for the "rap" segment. You'll know it when you see it.



inb4 Japan is weird. This goes beyond "weird;" this hurts. The thing is, I like some J-Pop (mostly because I like electronic music in general), and I like heavy metal (obviously), and I even wouldn't mind if there wasn't some kind of fusion between the two, but it would MOST DEFINITELY NOT sound like this. This is just painfully bad.

Nevertheless, my opinions aside, what are your reactions?
21.03.2012 - 17:27
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
Japanese execution in anything are always praises for sheer overrated respect whether its technology, infrastructure or whatever. but when it comes to Music? Maaan! we ought to need to take it seriously. They gotta great ass talent and this "babymetalfuckocrap" is no exception. #Respect(Eh?!)
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21.03.2012 - 17:44
mojo

Utter shit, but inevitable. I comfortably predict: it will get worse

(however, 2'05 - 2'36 of the second video is actually pretty good, if you ignore everything but the sound)
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21.03.2012 - 19:59
BreadGod
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My face after watching that:
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22.03.2012 - 02:25
Marcel Hubregtse
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Written by Guest on 21.03.2012 at 19:59

My face after watching that:



At least you didn't throw your lap top out the window like me I am on my fourht lap top right now due to Baby Metal hahahaha
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22.03.2012 - 03:09
@gent_-_orange



Its bad.
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22.03.2012 - 16:48
Lit.
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Babymetal? Aww, that sounds cu--
AHHHH!!! BURN IT! SEND IT TO HELL!!!!
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22.03.2012 - 22:26
Mad Arab666

My ears, wtf did I just listen to.
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22.03.2012 - 22:33
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Written by Guest on 22.03.2012 at 16:04
This is bad


That video is actually 1000x better than the whole shit of japanese baby metal.

Why?

Because it's not serious. It's a joke and they know it's a joke. On the other hand... that awful shit of "babymetal" takes itself seriously.
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Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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23.03.2012 - 03:38
MetalicIron

Thats my kind of metal /m\ Stay Sic /m\
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23.03.2012 - 04:38
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by MetalicIron on 23.03.2012 at 03:38

Thats my kind of metal /m\ Stay Sic /m\

Epyc trollz brah
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23.03.2012 - 04:47
Mattybu

Honestly this is the kind of thing that's so like, so 100% bait for sarcastic comments I don't even know. What I always wonder about is why there's like half english writing in Japanese shit, it's like *##&%$@& Records... What's the point of saying records in English if you aren't gonna put the name of the record company in english? I don't know man.

This is pretty weird though, like I find it difficult to imagine being a human being anywhere and getting enjoyment from it, but them Japanese people I guess....
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23.03.2012 - 04:50
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Mattybu on 23.03.2012 at 04:47



This is pretty weird though, like I find it difficult to imagine being a human being anywhere and getting enjoyment from it, but them Japanese people I guess....

Pre' much this.
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23.03.2012 - 09:58
M C Vice
ex-polydactyl
Written by Guest on 22.03.2012 at 16:04

This is bad





That was in the paper when it was first up on youtube. It's alright.
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23.03.2012 - 10:40
vezzy
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DDoS the OP.

kthxbai
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23.03.2012 - 14:48
M C Vice
ex-polydactyl
Written by Mattybu on 23.03.2012 at 04:47

Honestly this is the kind of thing that's so like, so 100% bait for sarcastic comments I don't even know. What I always wonder about is why there's like half english writing in Japanese shit, it's like *##&%$@& Records... What's the point of saying records in English if you aren't gonna put the name of the record company in english? I don't know man.

This is pretty weird though, like I find it difficult to imagine being a human being anywhere and getting enjoyment from it, but them Japanese people I guess....

The bit before Records is Juonbu. Actually, just type babymetal into wikipedia and it'll tell you all you need to know. Basically, it's an offshoot from a manufactured Japanese Idol band. That says it all, really.
The guitarists on the first video look like they really love Wes Borland.
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23.03.2012 - 21:12
FOOCK Nam

It is not metal... and dont worry Japanese never cared about foreign listeners promoting
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24.03.2012 - 07:29
Grody2themax

Who the fuck cares?! Or should I ask, why the fuck do any of you care? It was funny...not in a funny because its metal sort of way but funny because its not metal at all. Let them fail at being metal.
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24.03.2012 - 08:26
4look4rd
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Kill it before it lays eggs!
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24.03.2012 - 14:10
Slayer666

You know, I've always felt J-Pop should be heavier and metal should be more danceable. Ergo, this band is the fulfillment of all my dreams.
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23.06.2012 - 14:43
Cynic Metalhead
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Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 22.03.2012 at 02:25

Written by Guest on 21.03.2012 at 19:59

My face after watching that:



At least you didn't throw your lap top out the window like me I am on my fourht lap top right now due to Baby Metal hahahaha




Marcel, that's too much. It's not even funny.
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23.06.2012 - 14:45
Cynic Metalhead
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Babymetal Releases New "Headbangeeeeerrrrr!!!!!" Music Video




For some reason you can also apparently buy Babymetal songs via iTunes.
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23.06.2012 - 14:52
Spirit Molecule
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Written by Cynic Metalhead on 23.06.2012 at 14:43

Marcel, that's too much. It's not even funny.


Welcome back brah. We've missed your brand of humour
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03.12.2012 - 22:00
CyberSymphony
Ollie
'Brutal' new video from BABYMETAL


I really don't know what to say to this.
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03.12.2012 - 22:14
Fritillaria
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Take this shit as a joke:kopkop:
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05.12.2012 - 04:25
Azarath
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I like it, especially "Headbangeeeeerrrrr!!!!!"

Why isn't this band featured on Metal Storm?
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05.12.2012 - 04:30
Lit.
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Written by Azarath on 05.12.2012 at 04:25

I like it, especially "Headbangeeeeerrrrr!!!!!"

Why isn't this band featured on Metal Storm?


Almost took you seriously for a second.
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05.12.2012 - 09:15
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
Written by Azarath on 05.12.2012 at 04:25

Why isn't this band featured on Metal Storm?


Probably, enough votes wasn't given to this class band? or very important something.
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05.12.2012 - 09:17
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Even Marty "J-Pop lover" Friedman has said that he doesn't like this, I think that says it all!
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05.12.2012 - 10:01
bj_waters

Written by Angelic Storm on 05.12.2012 at 09:17

Even Marty "J-Pop lover" Friedman has said that he doesn't like this, I think that says it all!


Is there a source for that? I'm not trying to put you down, I'm just curious. That certainly would say quite a bit.
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05.12.2012 - 10:06
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Written by bj_waters on 05.12.2012 at 10:01
Is there a source for that? I'm not trying to put you down, I'm just curious. That certainly would say quite a bit.


I heard him saying it a couple of days ago during a radio interview. lol If I can find the link for it, I'll post it here.
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