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whatsacow

Posts: 1958

Age: 21
From: Australia

  25.03.2012 at 14:34
Ok, this is the internet version of a drinking game we have here at college. Basic premise is that somebody says I never did such and such, and if you have done it, confess, and its interesting enough, somebody will say story time, at which point, you have to tell the story. To organise it, anyone can post an I never at any time, and you can confess at anytime. Just quote the I never.

Btw, your i never has to actually be something you have never done.

I'll start us off. I never pleasured myself in a public place.
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When God made up the golden rule, do you think he noticed that it condones rape?
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist

Posts: 16558

Age: 22
From: Canada

  25.03.2012 at 16:29
Written by whatsacow on 25.03.2012 at 14:34
I never pleasured myself in a public place.

In first grade I used to masturbate in the girls' washroom. At lunch it was usually empty but sometimes you'd get the odd group of girls coming in so I'd have to stand on the toilet and keep going.

I've never had a threesome.
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Prettier than BloodTears.
whatsacow

Posts: 1958

Age: 21
From: Australia

  25.03.2012 at 16:42
Written by Troy Killjoy on 25.03.2012 at 16:29

Written by whatsacow on 25.03.2012 at 14:34
I never pleasured myself in a public place.

In first grade I used to masturbate in the girls' washroom. At lunch it was usually empty but sometimes you'd get the odd group of girls coming in so I'd have to stand on the toilet and keep going.

I've never had a threesome.

Does it count if there were more than people? And if you just had sex in the same bed as someone having a threesome?
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When God made up the golden rule, do you think he noticed that it condones rape?
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist

Posts: 16558

Age: 22
From: Canada

  25.03.2012 at 16:51
Written by whatsacow on 25.03.2012 at 16:42
Does it count if there were more than people? And if you just had sex in the same bed as someone having a threesome?

Not a legit threesome (especially if you're implying bestiality) but it's close enough I suppose.
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Prettier than BloodTears.
Cynic Metalhead
Atrocious Virgin

Posts: 3376

Age: 24
From: India

  25.03.2012 at 17:49
I never.....masturbated.. I dont know i didn't feel like doing it.
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Mr. Doctor
Skandino

Posts: 14388

Age: 21
From: Sweden

  25.03.2012 at 17:57
Written by Cynic Metalhead on 25.03.2012 at 17:49
I never.....masturbated.


*Drinks a massive amount of alcohol*

I've never killed something with a gun.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 31.01.2012 at 00:21
Post a picture of your bushy mane for redemption.
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
Cynic Metalhead
Atrocious Virgin

Posts: 3376

Age: 24
From: India

  25.03.2012 at 18:00
Written by Mr. Doctor on 25.03.2012 at 17:57

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 25.03.2012 at 17:49
I never.....masturbated.


*Drinks a massive amount of alcohol*

I've never killed something with a gun.


I've never hold a gun. *sips coke*
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Mr. Doctor
Skandino

Posts: 14388

Age: 21
From: Sweden

  25.03.2012 at 18:13
Written by whatsacow on 25.03.2012 at 14:34
I'll start us off. I never pleasured myself in a public place.


I did that once in eight grade. It was the boy's bathroom though. I don't know if this one counts but on my last day working in a clothes shop I went on the bathroom for the workers and masturbated. One of my co-workers was pretty fucking hot so...
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 31.01.2012 at 00:21
Post a picture of your bushy mane for redemption.
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
Cynic Metalhead
Atrocious Virgin

Posts: 3376

Age: 24
From: India

  25.03.2012 at 18:45
Written by Mr. Doctor on 25.03.2012 at 18:13

Written by whatsacow on 25.03.2012 at 14:34
I'll start us off. I never pleasured myself in a public place.


working in a clothes shop I went on the bathroom for the workers and masturbated. One of my co-workers was pretty fucking hot so...


Oh m..............y Jesus.
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Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist

Posts: 16558

Age: 22
From: Canada

  25.03.2012 at 18:48
Written by Mr. Doctor on 25.03.2012 at 17:57
I've never killed something with a gun.

One time I shot my friend in the head with a BB gun. Unfortunately he didn't die since it was from such a long distance but I'll be damned if people tell me I can't aim.

(I was also an army cadet so I had a little bit of training with assault rifles.)

Regardless, I haven't actually killed anything with a gun either.
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Prettier than BloodTears.
Branzig

Posts: 889

Age: 26
From: USA

  25.03.2012 at 19:15
Written by Mr. Doctor on 25.03.2012 at 17:57

I've never killed something with a gun.


Me is killer. I killed stuff with gun

I bird hunt. I've shot a dog (out of necessity, not cruelty), I've shot a snake, I've shot a cow, I've shot some other shit I am sure too. And I have gone deer hunting, but it fucking sucks. Never doing that again.
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In Grind We Crust
Mr. Doctor
Skandino

Posts: 14388

Age: 21
From: Sweden

  25.03.2012 at 19:18
Written by Branzig on 25.03.2012 at 19:15
And I have gone deer hunting, but it fucking sucks. Never doing that again.


Heh, my best friend's dad hunted deers once although he used to hunt stuff like jackrabbits...with fucking bow and arrows. Fucking brutal.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 31.01.2012 at 00:21
Post a picture of your bushy mane for redemption.
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
BoxCar Willy
John Doe

Posts: 6853

Age: 17
From: Canada

  25.03.2012 at 20:02
This thread is fucking creepy O.o
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Pop punk crusader
strade

Posts: 643

Age: 19
From: USA

  25.03.2012 at 20:02
- I've never ridden a bike
- I've never eaten a hamburger
- I've never had a girlfriend

Any takers?
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My lo-fi synth project: http://luciddreamer.bandcamp.com
Marcus
Doit Like Bernie

Posts: 574

Age: 22
From: USA

  25.03.2012 at 20:54
Written by strade on 25.03.2012 at 20:02

- I've never ridden a bike

Once I was riding my bike with a girl on the back, she made us fall and I tore all the skin off of my right shin. Brootal.

I've never peed on someone before.
Cynic Metalhead
Atrocious Virgin

Posts: 3376

Age: 24
From: India

  25.03.2012 at 21:18
Written by strade on 25.03.2012 at 20:02

- I've never had a girlfriend


I had a cute girlfriend who's grandmom use to invite us on lunch everyday and her motive was after lunch they should have some real fun in their room, which eventually got failed everytime cause somehow i use to escape from her house to go for Swimming with my other friends. matter of fact, it was on my schedule to go for swimming after lunch and disappointingly she didn't know how to swim. When she came to know about that i was never interested in having a sex with her, she dejected and to more than that it's her grandmom.
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Milena
Learning To "X"

Posts: 4380

Age: 21
From: Serbia

  25.03.2012 at 22:55
I haven't done any of these either (besides bike riding and eating a hamburger) so, hmmm. Something creative. Think, Milena.

I've never harassed/pranked/trolled anyone over the internet.
This should have a lot of takers I guess.
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"There comes a time when you look into the mirror and you realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. And then you accept it. Or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking in mirrors."
tea[m]ster
Au Pays Natal

Posts: 3024

Age: 41
From: USA

  25.03.2012 at 23:09
Written by strade on 25.03.2012 at 20:02

- I've never eaten a hamburger


Well, because I want to join the fray, I hate hamburgers, it has to be a CHEESEburger...

I have never smoked a cigarette or done a drug of any kind...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPfaQJuWGvU
Mr. Doctor
Skandino

Posts: 14388

Age: 21
From: Sweden

  25.03.2012 at 23:10
Written by Milena on 25.03.2012 at 22:55

This should have a lot of takers I guess.






I have never done any shoplifting
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 31.01.2012 at 00:21
Post a picture of your bushy mane for redemption.
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
BoxCar Willy
John Doe

Posts: 6853

Age: 17
From: Canada

  26.03.2012 at 00:34
Written by tea[m]ster on 25.03.2012 at 23:09

Written by strade on 25.03.2012 at 20:02

- I've never eaten a hamburger


Well, because I want to join the fray, I hate hamburgers, it has to be a CHEESEburger...

I have never smoked a cigarette or done a drug of any kind...

This and This.



I have never...

Wow... I guess I have to think about this a little bit more
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Pop punk crusader
Mr. Doctor
Skandino

Posts: 14388

Age: 21
From: Sweden

  26.03.2012 at 01:12
Written by tea[m]ster on 25.03.2012 at 23:09
I have never smoked a cigarette or done a drug of any kind...


I have tried cigarettes a couple fo times but definitely did not like it at all.
I have smoked marijuana once and hashish twice... The later one was awesome but nothing I would do often.

I honestly think I'm pretty safe from getting addicted to anything simply because I'm not really generous with myself when it comes to buy stuff for me.... the only exceptions of course are cds, band-related merch and movies and I don't like to spend money on shit like that because I always think of how many cds I could buy with that money instead... All the times I have smoked it has been a friend who had some.

...I really enjoy smoking hookah though but I do it in the company of my best friends and we manage to meet up on average once a month to do that... we usually some for like 4-5 hours while blasting many cds in my friend balcony but sometimes it can go more tha 2 months before we even see each toher at all
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 31.01.2012 at 00:21
Post a picture of your bushy mane for redemption.
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
Fredd
Witch Doctor

Posts: 1259

Age: 22
From: Egypt

  26.03.2012 at 01:37
I never existed.
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Nosurper
Stinky Lips

Posts: 442

Age: 24
From: USA

  26.03.2012 at 01:43
Written by Fredd on 26.03.2012 at 01:37

I never existed.


I have baited my time waiting for the use of this smiley, and thus, my time has come..



I believe I have stolen candy from a Rite-Aid near my parents house a few times.

I have never taken psychedlic drugs (minus pot)
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Nosurper
Stinky Lips

Posts: 442

Age: 24
From: USA

  26.03.2012 at 01:46
Nothing personal Fredd

existence
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Fredd
Witch Doctor

Posts: 1259

Age: 22
From: Egypt

  26.03.2012 at 02:06
Written by Nosurper on 26.03.2012 at 01:46

Nothing personal Fredd

existence


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Fredd
Witch Doctor

Posts: 1259

Age: 22
From: Egypt

  26.03.2012 at 02:07
Written by Nosurper on 26.03.2012 at 01:43

Written by Fredd on 26.03.2012 at 01:37

I never existed.


I have baited my time waiting for the use of this smiley, and thus, my time has come..



I believe I have stolen candy from a Rite-Aid near my parents house a few times.

I have never taken psychedlic drugs (minus pot)

But.. you are required by the rules to elaborate on your very existence.
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Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist

Posts: 16558

Age: 22
From: Canada

  26.03.2012 at 02:25
Written by strade on 25.03.2012 at 20:02
- I've never eaten a hamburger

One time I was in Quebec and I tried ordering a McChicken meal with my dad. But the assholes wouldn't speak English so we started yelling out random numbers in French. They rang in our order at 53 bucks. We left without paying after they were about halfway finished making everything.

I've never urinated on anyone (yet).
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Prettier than BloodTears.
BoxCar Willy
John Doe

Posts: 6853

Age: 17
From: Canada

  26.03.2012 at 03:05
Written by Troy Killjoy on 26.03.2012 at 02:25

Written by strade on 25.03.2012 at 20:02
- I've never eaten a hamburger

One time I was in Quebec and I tried ordering a McChicken meal with my dad. But the assholes wouldn't speak English so we started yelling out random numbers in French. They rang in our order at 53 bucks. We left without paying after they were about halfway finished making everything.


If I was ringing through your order, I would have ran you down with my car.
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Pop punk crusader
Marcus
Doit Like Bernie

Posts: 574

Age: 22
From: USA

  26.03.2012 at 03:06
Written by Troy Killjoy on 26.03.2012 at 02:25

I've never urinated on anyone (yet).


Written by Marcus on 25.03.2012 at 20:54

I've never peed on someone before.


Psh, copycat
SelfXPlanetOrE

Posts: 50

Age: 17
From: USA
  26.03.2012 at 03:24
Written by Mr. Doctor on 25.03.2012 at 17:57

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 25.03.2012 at 17:49
I never.....masturbated.


*Drinks a massive amount of alcohol*

I've never killed something with a gun.

One time when I was at a firing range, I almost pulled the trigger on a chipmunk that was climbing on the top of the target, but it ran away just a second before.


I never needed to be on crutches.

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