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Posted by whatsacow on 25.03.2012 at 14:34
Ok, this is the internet version of a drinking game we have here at college. Basic premise is that somebody says I never did such and such, and if you have done it, confess, and its interesting enough, somebody will say story time, at which point, you have to tell the story. To organise it, anyone can post an I never at any time, and you can confess at anytime. Just quote the I never.

Btw, your i never has to actually be something you have never done.

I'll start us off. I never pleasured myself in a public place.



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whatsacow

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  20.04.2012 at 16:37
Written by Guest on 20.04.2012 at 16:15

Written by whatsacow on 20.04.2012 at 06:43

Written by Guest on 18.04.2012 at 07:37

I never.... had sex with a virgin,grandma,girl in her periods

Done a virgin, and a girl on her period. The second one wasn't as bad I thought it'd be, her flow wasnt that heavy.

does the pussy feel better during the periods?

No lol. Its a little awkward to be honest. She recokoned it was better for her, because of the blood flow and increased sensativity or some shit... but i wouldnt do it again lol. Its more the though than anything.
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Branzig

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  20.04.2012 at 16:42
Written by Guest on 20.04.2012 at 16:15

does the pussy feel better during the periods?


No, it feels about the same, unless your girl is like sand-paper dry most of time. Then I am sure it would feel wonderful! haha.

If you don't like the iron smell of blood I wouldn't recommended it. And it'd probably be a good idea to do it in the shower. That way the clean-up is minimal, unless of course you are trying to cover something in menstrual blood. In that case you just killed two birds with one stone.
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Troy Killjoy
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  20.04.2012 at 16:52
Written by Guest on 20.04.2012 at 16:46
mmmm, good 2 hear the ladies enjoy it. Currently thats at the top of my to do sexlist.
Man, its times like this that being single actually sucks.

Girls on their period are like 10 times more horny, too. You can literally do the same things as you normally do and have them orgasm 2-3 times more. They usually get a lot more primal in bed as well - biting, scratching, grunting, begging for it - even if normally they're really seduced. If you've already got a firecracker, your balls will feel like mush once she's done with you.

And the blood acts as a lubricant and coats her vaginal wall which increases your thrusting power which leads to c-spot orgasms. Young girls aren't able to handle several g-spot orgasms in a row like more mature women can due to the intensity, but they can pump out half-a-dozen c-spots in an hour if you can go the distance with her going ham on your dick.
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  20.04.2012 at 17:36
Woah! Am i reading pro book on "Beware Of Doing Sex While Girls Are On Period"?
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Troy Killjoy
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  20.04.2012 at 17:49
Written by Guest on 20.04.2012 at 17:47
hehe,u should be at med school studying gynaecology.

I would never go to school for something I enjoy.
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Milena
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  20.04.2012 at 23:05
@Branzig and Troy: Wow, you guys must have done girls who don't have horrible cramps and pains. If anyone ever touched me during my period I'd cut his hand off. Seriously. I'm not even sure how is it possible I'm discussing this
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  21.04.2012 at 00:56
Written by Milena on 20.04.2012 at 23:05

@Branzig and Troy: Wow, you guys must have done girls who don't have horrible cramps and pains. If anyone ever touched me during my period I'd cut his hand off. Seriously. I'm not even sure how is it possible I'm discussing this


Hey, baby! Got lost in the wrong neighbourhood?

As everyone's speaking about dirty sex here already, I must add one more reason why I don't like anal sex, why I've never fucked a girl in the butt and why I have no desire of doing that. My flatmate's former flatmate got banged in the ass and right afterwards into the pussy. During the next days she complained awful discomfort in her lower abdomen. Given the fact that she had some of her own shit in her vagina... yea... that's why they say "wipe from the front to the back and never the other way around"...

Or perhaps... stick it first into the pussy and then in the ass...

As I said... never banged a girl in the "exit-only" opening... (shhh.... it saves money... if a girl wants money, she asks extra for anal...)

Troy can now inform us about how nice and tight it feels and that people should forget the prejudices and the old-fashioned ways of thinking...
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  21.04.2012 at 01:45
It's up to each person's tastes. I don't think it has anything to do with prejudices or anything of the sort. Everyone could agree on that.

Although the accident above can be easily avoided...
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Troy Killjoy
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  21.04.2012 at 05:58
Written by Ernis on 21.04.2012 at 00:56
Troy can now inform us about how nice and tight it feels and that people should forget the prejudices and the old-fashioned ways of thinking...

Nah, to each their own. But your flatmate sounds like an idiot for not doing any research. You switch condoms when switching holes, and if you're raw-dogging then you clean up before switching holes.

Or you just don't switch holes.

People these days see porn starts bounce back and forth between the ass and pussy and think it's safe. Wrong. People need to research. Safety first, folks!
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Troy Killjoy
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  21.04.2012 at 06:05
Written by Milena on 20.04.2012 at 23:05
@Branzig and Troy: Wow, you guys must have done girls who don't have horrible cramps and pains.

Oh they get cramps and pains. It's not like you don't hear about them either...

But once the carnal lust takes over... no amount of pain can stop them. Maybe you just aren't horny enough to begin with. :/

I've never been turned off during sex.
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  21.04.2012 at 08:22
Written by Troy Killjoy on 21.04.2012 at 06:05

But once the carnal lust takes over... no amount of pain can stop them.

Maybe it's the people who get their kicks while feeling pain.
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  21.04.2012 at 08:28
Written by Milena on 21.04.2012 at 08:22
Maybe it's the people who get their kicks while feeling pain.

Nah, that's a totally separate thing.

(I feel like all my I never posts are sex-related, but I guess that's all I can think of.)

I've never been fucked by a girl with a strap-on.
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  21.04.2012 at 08:45
Written by Troy Killjoy on 21.04.2012 at 08:28

I've never been fucked by a girl with a strap-on.

I think you won with this one.
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  21.04.2012 at 11:57
Written by Troy Killjoy on 21.04.2012 at 08:28


I've never been fucked by a girl with a strap-on.


According to the rules of this thread. If someone has been in that situation he/she coul talk about it. I'll be waiting patiently for that story hahahahaha.
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Ernis
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  21.04.2012 at 21:57
Written by Troy Killjoy on 21.04.2012 at 05:58

People these days see porn starts bounce back and forth between the ass and pussy and think it's safe. Wrong. People need to research. Safety first, folks!


Safety first indeed. It's been said before that many people take porn too seriously.
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  22.04.2012 at 01:44
Written by Troy Killjoy on 21.04.2012 at 08:28

I've never been fucked by a girl with a strap-on.

Well, this one time...
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Branzig

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  22.04.2012 at 04:25
Written by Milena on 21.04.2012 at 08:22

Maybe it's the people who get their kicks while feeling pain.


No, I know girls that LOVE to have sex while on their period because they feel that it actually relieves the pressure and cramping pains.

Plus like Troy said, women on their period turn into sexual pelvis-crushing-perverts of awesomness haha.
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Troy Killjoy
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  22.04.2012 at 05:08
Written by BoxCar Willy on 22.04.2012 at 01:44
Well, this one time...

A story would have been nice.
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  22.04.2012 at 05:09
Written by Troy Killjoy on 22.04.2012 at 05:08

Written by BoxCar Willy on 22.04.2012 at 01:44
Well, this one time...

A story would have been nice.

I watched a video...
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Troy Killjoy
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  22.04.2012 at 05:11
Written by BoxCar Willy on 22.04.2012 at 05:09
I watched a video...

I watch loads of strap-on porn, whether it be female on female or female on male. Not really a big deal.
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  22.04.2012 at 05:13
Written by Troy Killjoy on 22.04.2012 at 05:11

Written by BoxCar Willy on 22.04.2012 at 05:09
I watched a video...

I watch loads of strap-on porn, whether it be female on female or female on male. Not really a big deal.

I was joking

However this one time at band camp...
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Milena
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  22.04.2012 at 09:24
Written by BoxCar Willy on 22.04.2012 at 05:13

However this one time at band camp...

You wrote the Somber Eyes album?
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  22.04.2012 at 10:38
Enough of sex crappy stuff. It's enough.

Now Troy has to clean this whole thread with phenol and if he wants too can take a caretakers.
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  22.04.2012 at 12:16
Written by Milena on 22.04.2012 at 09:24

Written by BoxCar Willy on 22.04.2012 at 05:13

However this one time at band camp...

You wrote the Somber Eyes album?


In one day....
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Spirit Molecule
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  22.04.2012 at 13:01
Written by BoxCar Willy on 22.04.2012 at 05:13


However this one time at band camp...


you let a guy shove a clarinet up your ass?
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Branzig

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  22.04.2012 at 14:34
Written by Spirit Molecule on 22.04.2012 at 13:01

you let a guy shove a clarinet up your ass?


It was actually a tuba, he is too embarrassed to tell the real story.
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  22.04.2012 at 15:32
Written by Milena on 22.04.2012 at 09:24

Written by BoxCar Willy on 22.04.2012 at 05:13

However this one time at band camp...

You wrote the Somber Eyes album?

That's going to haunt me forever, isn't it?
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  22.04.2012 at 15:33
Written by BoxCar Willy on 22.04.2012 at 15:32

That's going to haunt me forever, isn't it?

Well duh, you said Bandcamp
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  23.04.2012 at 03:53
Written by BoxCar Willy on 22.04.2012 at 15:32
That's going to haunt me forever, isn't it?

Its incredibly low score will forever remain on Metal Storm, accompanied by a rather scathing review that only points out your age as any kind of redeeming quality.
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  23.04.2012 at 16:34
I never got drunk by inserting alcohol up the butt...

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