Written by Troy Killjoy on 23.04.2012 at 18:50

I've never been caught blowing my load on an ex-girlfriend's undergarments.

Ok, technicality question...

Is the girl catching you your Ex already when you got caught? Or are you still together?

Written by Boxcar Willy on 24.04.2012 at 04:13

Written by Troy Killjoy on 23.04.2012 at 03:53

Written by Boxcar Willy on 22.04.2012 at 15:32
That's going to haunt me forever, isn't it?

Its incredibly low score will forever remain on Metal Storm, accompanied by a rather scathing review that only points out your age as any kind of redeeming quality.

So...


Yeah.


Oh well, I need to write something to redeem myself.


I've never released a good album (Innerself should be able to call me on this one )

Written by Branzig on 24.04.2012 at 04:03
Is the girl catching you your Ex already when you got caught? Or are you still together?

Both, actually.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 24.04.2012 at 05:10

Written by Branzig on 24.04.2012 at 04:03
Is the girl catching you your Ex already when you got caught? Or are you still together?

Both, actually.

Ok.

Never been caught while I was still with the girl (but have done it lol)

And HAVE been caught by an ex...

Long story short, we broke up because we weren't good for each other but were both insanely attracted to each other. There ended up being a college house party at her pad, I got trashed, she was dressed slutty...I couldn't have her so I went up to her room to have the next best thing (and to leave a dirty surprise for the bitch!)....and she walked in and caught me...

The good part? she was drunk too, so we ended up having NSA sex instead of fighting.... WIN!

Written by Boxcar Willy on 24.04.2012 at 04:14

I've never released a good album (Innerself should be able to call me on this one )

Awww, I think I've been part of a decent release. Didn't get a rating from the MS reviewer, but it did pretty well on the other webzines and a lot of the local websites. So I guess that counts?

I have never been to jail, nor been busted for anything.

Written by Boxcar Willy on 24.04.2012 at 04:14

I've never released a good album (Innerself should be able to call me on this one )

well join the club...

Written by Branzig on 24.04.2012 at 06:36
The good part? she was drunk too, so we ended up having NSA sex instead of fighting.... WIN!

You had sex with a US government agency hellbent on spying the people through backdoors, electronics and general Big Brotherware in technology? EPIC.

That does sound... interesting [?] though.

I never backstab any of my girlfriends.

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 27.04.2012 at 16:53

I never backstab any of my girlfriends.

I can picture a very colorful moment in TF2 where you're playing as Spy and all of a sudden your girlfriends realize you're a polygamist after you make a stupid comment in the TeamSpeak.

I'd like to see that on Community Fortress or some stuff like that.

Written by vezzy on 27.04.2012 at 19:20

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 27.04.2012 at 16:53

I never backstab any of my girlfriends.

you're a polygamist after you make a stupid comment in the TeamSpeak.

It's better to be locked like a bitch in Max Payne version than doing anything stupid in TeamSpeak.

I've never been so drunk that I've been unable to please a woman sexually.


Ok, I have, but still, answer!

*doesn't drink*

people a few pages back said that they never had a threesome. I gotta say, I'd be totally down (especially with 2 chicks as opposed to me and some other dude with a girl) but girls around here are quite reluctant to do it.

as probably many would drink to whatsacow's last post, I'll post one of my own: I never wore any clothing item that was completely pink

Written by Valentin B on 01.05.2012 at 20:38

*doesn't drink*

people a few pages back said that they never had a threesome. I gotta say, I'd be totally down (especially with 2 chicks as opposed to me and some other dude with a girl) but girls around here are quite reluctant to do it.

as probably many would drink to whatsacow's last post, I'll post one of my own: I never wore any clothing item that was completely pink

I used to have a pink polo shirt.

I've never crashed a car.

Written by Valentin B on 01.05.2012 at 20:38
I never wore any clothing item that was completely pink

*drinks*
This is my tshirt and I fucking love it.

Written by Boxcar Willy on 01.05.2012 at 21:51

I've never crashed a car.

What's the driving age in Canada, 12? My son is turning 13 in a month and I thought I'd let him drive for the first time. Some remote parking lot, his very first lesson! That's what father-sons do, it's a ritual!

I never...have been to Europe, I wanna go really bad. Someone gimme money. Maybe I'll start up my own Kickstarter project!

Written by tea[m]ster on 02.05.2012 at 02:49

Written by Boxcar Willy on 01.05.2012 at 21:51

I've never crashed a car.

What's the driving age in Canada, 12?

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I bought my first car at age 13 sold it a year later.

Quote:

Written by Boxcar Willy on 02.05.2012 at 02:53

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I bought my first car at age 13 sold it a year later.

What was it?

Quote:

Written by Branzig on 02.05.2012 at 03:50

Written by Boxcar Willy on 02.05.2012 at 02:53

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I bought my first car at age 13 sold it a year later.

What was it?

'91 Toyota Corolla.

I bought it for $60, out in an old altenator in (my dad's a mechanic for Toyota) and drove it around my back yard and country for 8 months until the gas lines started to leak, then i sold it for $250.

I miss that Car

Written by Boxcar Willy on 02.05.2012 at 03:54

'91 Toyota Corolla.

I bought it for $60, out in an old altenator in (my dad's a mechanic for Toyota) and drove it around my back yard and country for 8 months until the gas lines started to leak, then i sold it for $250.

I miss that Car

Aren't you the little business man

Written by Spirit Molecule on 02.05.2012 at 12:11


Aren't you the little business man

You should see the amount of dirtbikes I've bought and sold

I just bought one for $80, out a couple hundred in it and sold it for $750.


I also sell pop out of my locker at school, that's my album money C:

I make $3 a case, and I've sold three cases this week. I feel this stuff should hold me over until I get a job.

Written by Spirit Molecule on 02.05.2012 at 12:11

Written by Boxcar Willy on 02.05.2012 at 03:54

'91 Toyota Corolla.

I bought it for $60, out in an old altenator in (my dad's a mechanic for Toyota) and drove it around my back yard and country for 8 months until the gas lines started to leak, then i sold it for $250.

I miss that Car

Aren't you the little business man

OMFG, this is cracking me up little business man

I have never made & eaten special pancakes. I made & ate special cookies, special ice cream, special pudding, special cake and special chocolate milk and some other special thngs but special pancakes.... seem like a really good idea to me.

Written by AnGina-- on 10.05.2012 at 19:48

Written by Spirit Molecule on 02.05.2012 at 12:11

Written by Boxcar Willy on 02.05.2012 at 03:54

'91 Toyota Corolla.

I bought it for $60, out in an old altenator in (my dad's a mechanic for Toyota) and drove it around my back yard and country for 8 months until the gas lines started to leak, then i sold it for $250.

I miss that Car

Aren't you the little business man

I have never made & eaten special pancakes

I made and contributed in making of pancakes with my house mates for a grand birthday party of babe in nearby room. She hogged it like pro-eating pig but was sweet enough to give us a cool return gifts.

Good part is :We made it delicious.

Worst part is : fucking time taken.

Written by X-Ray Rod on 02.05.2012 at 01:51

This is my tshirt and I fucking love it.
*pic*

haha, this is the best pink men-worn-shirt I've seen (and liked).

Written by AnGina-- on 10.05.2012 at 19:48

OMFG, this is cracking me up little business man

I have never made & eaten special pancakes. I made & ate special cookies, special ice cream, special pudding, special cake and special chocolate milk and some other special thngs but special pancakes.... seem like a really good idea to me.

Well glad to be of service.
By the way, you mean "special" as in laced with weed? Coz I would love me some ice cream. Did it work well enough?
I'm not really a big fan of getting baked with pancakes, cookies, brownies and the likes :/ I guess I'm just an old fashioned guy

Written by Spirit Molecule on 11.05.2012 at 10:29

Well glad to be of service.
By the way, you mean "special" as in laced with weed? Coz I would love me some ice cream. Did it work well enough?
I'm not really a big fan of getting baked with pancakes, cookies, brownies and the likes :/ I guess I'm just an old fashioned guy

Yepp. I'm an old fashioned gal as well when it comes to weed, but I got some stuff that wasn't smokeable some time ago and it seemed perfectly clear to me that it shouldn't go to waste, so I made some butter and milk out of it. The ice cream was swell, but I could never make it taste really really good (like my cookies, they're always yummy ):

Written by AnGina-- on 11.05.2012 at 23:19

Yepp. I'm an old fashioned gal as well when it comes to weed, but I got some stuff that wasn't smokeable some time ago and it seemed perfectly clear to me that it shouldn't go to waste, so I made some butter and milk out of it. The ice cream was swell, but I could never make it taste really really good (like my cookies, they're always yummy ):

Don't we all want a taste of those cookies lol
Yeah I've never had the patience to make brownies or cookies or anything like that, its just easier to spliff one :/

I haven never talked my way out of a parking ticket...or any other ticket

Written by arwestromen on 18.05.2012 at 14:05

I haven never talked my way out of a parking ticket...or any other ticket

Hmmm, I have gotten a break or two but never because I talked my way out of them. Maybe it's my charisma LOL...

I have never...
...driven a motorcycle. As a matter of fact I don't even know HOW.

Written by tea[m]ster on 18.05.2012 at 19:54

Written by arwestromen on 18.05.2012 at 14:05

I haven never talked my way out of a parking ticket...or any other ticket

I have never...
...driven a motorcycle. As a matter of fact I don't even know HOW.

Baah! in India, you gotta shitload of heavy Indian mustache guys travelling from ample places. Great part is they love to travel on a broken bike with their broken family and with a broken smile on their faces.. It's pretty fucking common out here and scary.

Written by tea[m]ster on 18.05.2012 at 19:54

Written by arwestromen on 18.05.2012 at 14:05

I haven never talked my way out of a parking ticket...or any other ticket

Hmmm, I have gotten a break or two but never because I talked my way out of them. Maybe it's my charisma LOL...

I have never...
...driven a motorcycle. As a matter of fact I don't even know HOW.

I ride and race In mInnesota and Wisconsin

I've never hit a deer or other animal while in a car. ( hit a partridge on my bike once though.)