 Cynic Metalhead
Atrocious Virgin
Posts: 2636
Age: 23
From: UK
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23.04.2012 at 18:49
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Written by Guest on 23.04.2012 at 16:34
I never got drunk by inserting alcohol up the butt...
baaah! neither do I.
I never wore a Panty.
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 Troy Killjoy
Pallbearer
Posts: 14797
Age: 21
From: Canada
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23.04.2012 at 18:50
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Written by Cynic Metalhead on 23.04.2012 at 18:49
I never wore a Panty.
I tried them on once to see how they felt. Got a raging hard-on and then just blew my load on them.
I've never been caught blowing my load on an ex-girlfriend's undergarments.
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Branzig
Posts: 889
Age: 25
From: USA
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24.04.2012 at 04:03
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 23.04.2012 at 18:50
I've never been caught blowing my load on an ex-girlfriend's undergarments.
Ok, technicality question...
Is the girl catching you your Ex already when you got caught? Or are you still together?
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 BoxCar Willy
Clam Slammer
Posts: 5947
Age: 16
From: Canada
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24.04.2012 at 04:14
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Written by BoxCar Willy on 24.04.2012 at 04:13
Written by Troy Killjoy on 23.04.2012 at 03:53
Written by BoxCar Willy on 22.04.2012 at 15:32
That's going to haunt me forever, isn't it?
Its incredibly low score will forever remain on Metal Storm, accompanied by a rather scathing review that only points out your age as any kind of redeeming quality. 
So...
Yeah.
Oh well, I need to write something to redeem myself.
I've never released a good album (Innerself should be able to call me on this one  )
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Troy Killjoy
Pallbearer
Posts: 14797
Age: 21
From: Canada
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24.04.2012 at 05:10
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Written by Branzig on 24.04.2012 at 04:03
Is the girl catching you your Ex already when you got caught? Or are you still together?
Both, actually.
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Branzig
Posts: 889
Age: 25
From: USA
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24.04.2012 at 06:36
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 24.04.2012 at 05:10
Written by Branzig on 24.04.2012 at 04:03
Is the girl catching you your Ex already when you got caught? Or are you still together?
Both, actually.
Ok.
Never been caught while I was still with the girl (but have done it lol)
And HAVE been caught by an ex...
Long story short, we broke up because we weren't good for each other but were both insanely attracted to each other. There ended up being a college house party at her pad, I got trashed, she was dressed slutty...I couldn't have her so I went up to her room to have the next best thing (and to leave a dirty surprise for the bitch!)....and she walked in and caught me...
The good part? she was drunk too, so we ended up having NSA sex instead of fighting.... WIN!
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Spirit Molecule
Posts: 1516
Age: 25
From: India
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25.04.2012 at 13:24
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Written by BoxCar Willy on 24.04.2012 at 04:14
I've never released a good album (Innerself should be able to call me on this one )
Awww, I think I've been part of a decent release. Didn't get a rating from the MS reviewer, but it did pretty well on the other webzines and a lot of the local websites. So I guess that counts?
I have never been to jail, nor been busted for anything.
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ANGEL REAPER
Posts: 2110
Age: 21
From: Serbia
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26.04.2012 at 01:16
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Written by BoxCar Willy on 24.04.2012 at 04:14
I've never released a good album (Innerself should be able to call me on this one )
well join the club...
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vezzy
il kil u gooby
Posts: 3466
Age: 15
From: Bulgaria
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27.04.2012 at 15:51
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Written by Branzig on 24.04.2012 at 06:36
The good part? she was drunk too, so we ended up having NSA sex instead of fighting.... WIN!
You had sex with a US government agency hellbent on spying the people through backdoors, electronics and general Big Brotherware in technology? EPIC.
That does sound... interesting [?] though.
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Written by Guest on 29.01.2011 at 02:14
Somehow I is get feeling that my grammars is sucked at the moment, it's late here. Let this be a homage to Bad English, who started this topic.
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Cynic Metalhead
Atrocious Virgin
Posts: 2636
Age: 23
From: UK
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27.04.2012 at 16:53
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I never backstab any of my girlfriends.
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vezzy
il kil u gooby
Posts: 3466
Age: 15
From: Bulgaria
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27.04.2012 at 19:20
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Written by Cynic Metalhead on 27.04.2012 at 16:53
I never backstab any of my girlfriends.
I can picture a very colorful moment in TF2 where you're playing as Spy and all of a sudden your girlfriends realize you're a polygamist after you make a stupid comment in the TeamSpeak.
I'd like to see that on Community Fortress or some stuff like that.
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Written by Guest on 29.01.2011 at 02:14
Somehow I is get feeling that my grammars is sucked at the moment, it's late here. Let this be a homage to Bad English, who started this topic.
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Cynic Metalhead
Atrocious Virgin
Posts: 2636
Age: 23
From: UK
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28.04.2012 at 13:02
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Written by vezzy on 27.04.2012 at 19:20
Written by Cynic Metalhead on 27.04.2012 at 16:53
I never backstab any of my girlfriends.
you're a polygamist after you make a stupid comment in the TeamSpeak.
It's better to be locked like a bitch in Max Payne version than doing anything stupid in TeamSpeak.
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whatsacow
Posts: 1847
Age: 20
From: Australia
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01.05.2012 at 12:17
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I've never been so drunk that I've been unable to please a woman sexually.
Ok, I have, but still, answer!
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Valentin B
Iconoclast
Posts: 9982
Age: 23
From: Romania
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01.05.2012 at 20:38
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*doesn't drink*
people a few pages back said that they never had a threesome. I gotta say, I'd be totally down (especially with 2 chicks as opposed to me and some other dude with a girl) but girls around here are quite reluctant to do it.
as probably many would drink to whatsacow's last post, I'll post one of my own: I never wore any clothing item that was completely pink
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BoxCar Willy
Clam Slammer
Posts: 5947
Age: 16
From: Canada
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01.05.2012 at 21:51
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Written by Valentin B on 01.05.2012 at 20:38
*doesn't drink*
people a few pages back said that they never had a threesome. I gotta say, I'd be totally down (especially with 2 chicks as opposed to me and some other dude with a girl) but girls around here are quite reluctant to do it.
as probably many would drink to whatsacow's last post, I'll post one of my own: I never wore any clothing item that was completely pink
I used to have a pink polo shirt.
I've never crashed a car.
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 Mr. Doctor
Skandino
Posts: 13134
Age: 20
From: Sweden
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02.05.2012 at 01:51
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Written by Valentin B on 01.05.2012 at 20:38
I never wore any clothing item that was completely pink
*drinks*
This is my tshirt and I fucking love it.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass Written by Milena on 31.01.2012 at 00:21
Post a picture of your bushy mane for redemption. Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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tea[m]ster
Au Pays Natal
Posts: 2401
Age: 40
From: USA
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02.05.2012 at 02:49
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Written by BoxCar Willy on 01.05.2012 at 21:51
I've never crashed a car.
What's the driving age in Canada, 12?  My son is turning 13 in a month and I thought I'd let him drive for the first time. Some remote parking lot, his very first lesson! That's what father-sons do, it's a ritual!
I never...have been to Europe, I wanna go really bad. Someone gimme money. Maybe I'll start up my own Kickstarter project!
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BoxCar Willy
Clam Slammer
Posts: 5947
Age: 16
From: Canada
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02.05.2012 at 02:53
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Written by tea[m]ster on 02.05.2012 at 02:49
Written by BoxCar Willy on 01.05.2012 at 21:51
I've never crashed a car.
What's the driving age in Canada, 12?
16
I bought my first car at age 13  sold it a year later.
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Branzig
Posts: 889
Age: 25
From: USA
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02.05.2012 at 03:50
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Quote:
Written by BoxCar Willy on 02.05.2012 at 02:53
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I bought my first car at age 13 sold it a year later.
What was it?
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BoxCar Willy
Clam Slammer
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Age: 16
From: Canada
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02.05.2012 at 03:54
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Written by Branzig on 02.05.2012 at 03:50
Written by BoxCar Willy on 02.05.2012 at 02:53
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I bought my first car at age 13 sold it a year later.
What was it?
'91 Toyota Corolla.
I bought it for $60, out in an old altenator in (my dad's a mechanic for Toyota) and drove it around my back yard and country for 8 months until the gas lines started to leak, then i sold it for $250.
I miss that Car 
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Spirit Molecule
Posts: 1516
Age: 25
From: India
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02.05.2012 at 12:11
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Written by BoxCar Willy on 02.05.2012 at 03:54
'91 Toyota Corolla.
I bought it for $60, out in an old altenator in (my dad's a mechanic for Toyota) and drove it around my back yard and country for 8 months until the gas lines started to leak, then i sold it for $250.
I miss that Car
Aren't you the little business man
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BoxCar Willy
Clam Slammer
Posts: 5947
Age: 16
From: Canada
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02.05.2012 at 14:32
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Written by Spirit Molecule on 02.05.2012 at 12:11
Aren't you the little business man
You should see the amount of dirtbikes I've bought and sold
I just bought one for $80, out a couple hundred in it and sold it for $750.
I also sell pop out of my locker at school, that's my album money C:
I make $3 a case, and I've sold three cases this week. I feel this stuff should hold me over until I get a job.
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 AnGina--
Dark Phoenix
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10.05.2012 at 19:48
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Written by Spirit Molecule on 02.05.2012 at 12:11
Written by BoxCar Willy on 02.05.2012 at 03:54
'91 Toyota Corolla.
I bought it for $60, out in an old altenator in (my dad's a mechanic for Toyota) and drove it around my back yard and country for 8 months until the gas lines started to leak, then i sold it for $250.
I miss that Car
Aren't you the little business man
OMFG, this is cracking me up little business man
I have never made & eaten special pancakes. I made & ate special cookies, special ice cream, special pudding, special cake and special chocolate milk and some other special thngs but special pancakes.... seem like a really good idea to me.
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Cynic Metalhead
Atrocious Virgin
Posts: 2636
Age: 23
From: UK
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10.05.2012 at 20:11
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Written by AnGina-- on 10.05.2012 at 19:48
Written by Spirit Molecule on 02.05.2012 at 12:11
Written by BoxCar Willy on 02.05.2012 at 03:54
'91 Toyota Corolla.
I bought it for $60, out in an old altenator in (my dad's a mechanic for Toyota) and drove it around my back yard and country for 8 months until the gas lines started to leak, then i sold it for $250.
I miss that Car
Aren't you the little business man
I have never made & eaten special pancakes
I made and contributed in making of pancakes with my house mates for a grand birthday party of babe in nearby room. She hogged it like pro-eating pig but was sweet enough to give us a cool return gifts.
Good part is :We made it delicious.
Worst part is : fucking time taken.
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Ragana
Rawrcat
Posts: 4777
Age: 21
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10.05.2012 at 21:07
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Written by Mr. Doctor on 02.05.2012 at 01:51
This is my tshirt and I fucking love it.
*pic*
haha, this is the best pink men-worn-shirt I've seen (and liked).
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Spirit Molecule
Posts: 1516
Age: 25
From: India
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11.05.2012 at 10:29
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Written by AnGina-- on 10.05.2012 at 19:48
OMFG, this is cracking me up little business man
I have never made & eaten special pancakes. I made & ate special cookies, special ice cream, special pudding, special cake and special chocolate milk and some other special thngs but special pancakes.... seem like a really good idea to me.
Well glad to be of service.
By the way, you mean "special" as in laced with weed? Coz I would love me some ice cream. Did it work well enough?
I'm not really a big fan of getting baked with pancakes, cookies, brownies and the likes :/ I guess I'm just an old fashioned guy
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AnGina--
Dark Phoenix
Posts: 3196
Age: 27
From: Slovenia
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11.05.2012 at 23:19
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Written by Spirit Molecule on 11.05.2012 at 10:29
Well glad to be of service.
By the way, you mean "special" as in laced with weed? Coz I would love me some ice cream. Did it work well enough?
I'm not really a big fan of getting baked with pancakes, cookies, brownies and the likes :/ I guess I'm just an old fashioned guy
Yepp. I'm an old fashioned gal as well when it comes to weed, but I got some stuff that wasn't smokeable some time ago and it seemed perfectly clear to me that it shouldn't go to waste, so I made some butter and milk out of it. The ice cream was swell, but I could never make it taste really really good (like my cookies, they're always yummy ):
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Spirit Molecule
Posts: 1516
Age: 25
From: India
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12.05.2012 at 02:27
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Written by AnGina-- on 11.05.2012 at 23:19
Yepp. I'm an old fashioned gal as well when it comes to weed, but I got some stuff that wasn't smokeable some time ago and it seemed perfectly clear to me that it shouldn't go to waste, so I made some butter and milk out of it. The ice cream was swell, but I could never make it taste really really good (like my cookies, they're always yummy ):
Don't we all want a taste of those cookies lol
Yeah I've never had the patience to make brownies or cookies or anything like that, its just easier to spliff one :/
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arwestromen
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Age: 24
From: Sweden
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18.05.2012 at 14:05
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I haven never talked my way out of a parking ticket...or any other ticket
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tea[m]ster
Au Pays Natal
Posts: 2401
Age: 40
From: USA
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18.05.2012 at 19:54
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Written by arwestromen on 18.05.2012 at 14:05
I haven never talked my way out of a parking ticket...or any other ticket
Hmmm, I have gotten a break or two but never because I talked my way out of them. Maybe it's my charisma LOL...
I have never...
...driven a motorcycle. As a matter of fact I don't even know HOW.
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