Written by Guest on 30.03.2012 at 22:46

I never liked Citizen Kane.

You have single-handily destroyed my faith in humanity.

I never listened to music and played a game/watched a movie to see if it "symbolically connects."

Written by Guest on 30.03.2012 at 22:46

I never liked Citizen Kane.

Me neither really. It's not overrated, I just don't care for it.

Written by Branzig on 31.03.2012 at 03:46
Me neither really. It's not overrated, I just don't care for it.

I don't think I've ever finished watching it. Too boring for me.

Citizen Duane, however, I did like.

I've never lost a physical fight.

Written by Branzig on 31.03.2012 at 06:44

I've never lost a physical fight.

So you mean you're heavily in MMA?! Right now i am feeling like Jake(Sean Faris) of "Never Back Down" and want to go for heavy training to beat the fuck out of you.

Dude, where we gonna meet?


I never...pressed boobs.

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 31.03.2012 at 10:19

So you mean you're heavily in MMA?! Right now i am feeling like Jake(Sean Faris) of "Never Back Down" and want to go for heavy training to beat the fuck out of you.

No, haha. I am not a MMA fighter. At all. Just every time I have ever been put into a physical confrontation, I have won.

And what's "pressed boobs?"

He has a "boobs" key on his keyboard, and he never presses it.




no but probably he means that he never squeezed a boob

Written by Branzig on 31.03.2012 at 15:20

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 31.03.2012 at 10:19

So you mean you're heavily in MMA?! Right now i am feeling like Jake(Sean Faris) of "Never Back Down" and want to go for heavy training to beat the fuck out of you.

No, haha. I am not a MMA fighter. At all. Just every time I have ever been put into a physical confrontation, I have won.

And what's "pressed boobs?"

I mean..Valentine is right- I've never squeezed boobs. I've seen it..barely touch it but didn't squeeze it. I know..my bad luck but its pathetic.

I've never cooked a lobster. I've been thinking bout it but it'd probably be a bit complicated because I don't know how to guarantee it'll turn out tasty. Since I wouldn't like to buy a frozen lobster, I'd have to go for a live specimen. All in all I know how to finish it off in a swift, painless and courteous manner (a quick slash between the eyes) but, nevertheless, I would like to guarantee that I'm able to turn it into something good. Otherwise I'd feel ashamed for slaughtering it for nothing.

Written by Ernis on 31.03.2012 at 19:51

All in all I know how to finish it off in a swift, painless and courteous manner (a quick slash between the eyes)

I thought you just boiled them alive?

Written by Branzig on 01.04.2012 at 03:50

Written by Ernis on 31.03.2012 at 19:51

All in all I know how to finish it off in a swift, painless and courteous manner (a quick slash between the eyes)

I thought you just boiled them alive?

Would you like to be boiled alive or to receive a bullet between your eyes seconds before being cast into the hot water?

I've heard that lobsters who are boiled alive must be put into deep cauldrons and that you must keep the lid on until it stops trying to get out (I wonder why it's trying to escape...)

Yep, some people say that it's physically and/or emotionally hard for them to knife the animal to death and therefore they just throw it into the boiling water. However, I can't see how this can be anything comforting... It's actually worse...

The reason lobsters are sold alive is that their meat decays very fast and, hence, cannot be stored for a long time and it needs to be cooked shortly after the death of the animal...

I've never been accused of sexual harrassment.

Written by whatsacow on 01.04.2012 at 17:21

I've never been accused of sexual harrassment.

I'm surprised I haven't, especially in the company I work for. I am filthier than a trucker in a porno shop most the time

I've never smoked pot.

Written by Boxcar Willy on 02.04.2012 at 04:01

I've never smoked pot.

I've tried it once... wasn't really my thing though. I was fucked off a cone lol.

Written by Ernis on 01.04.2012 at 17:06

I've heard that lobsters who are boiled alive must be put into deep cauldrons and that you must keep the lid on until it stops trying to get out (I wonder why it's trying to escape...)

Yep, some people say that it's physically and/or emotionally hard for them to knife the animal to death and therefore they just throw it into the boiling water. However, I can't see how this can be anything comforting... It's actually worse...

The reason lobsters are sold alive is that their meat decays very fast and, hence, cannot be stored for a long time and it needs to be cooked shortly after the death of the animal...

I've read somewhere that the "lobsters screaming in pain" (that sound you hear when you boil a lobster) is a myth, and that the lobster barely feels anything in the hot water while he's still alive, so I think it makes no difference for the lobster whether you kill them before or after.

I'm not sure whether I could kill it at all, but I'd certainly find guts to kill it with a knife easier than to hold the lid until it's dead, that would scare the shit out of me.

I've also typed "him" instead of "it" three times in this post, and now I've remembered how I actually couldn't kill anything seeing how I get scared of and refuse to touch any sort of uncooked meat... by the looks of it, I'll probably go vegetarian as soon as I figure out how to replace protein from meat without resorting to soy and similar specialized crap.

Written by Milena on 02.04.2012 at 12:35
I'll probably go vegetarian as soon as I figure out how to replace protein from meat without resorting to soy and similar specialized crap.

Ah fuck so now you won't only tell us (you know who) that we need to eat balanced, look at the right stuff, etc but also take off the meat if we have the chance?

Damn.

Written by X-Ray Rod on 02.04.2012 at 13:15

Ah fuck so now you won't only tell us (you know who) that we need to eat good and stuff but also take off the meat if we have the chance?

Damn.

I won't do any of those things

On a related note, I've never had a person NOT try to force feed me with candy and snacks whenever I announced I was staying away from it in that current period of time.
Never. You never get "oh good for you, you'll probably feel nice when you get the addiction out of your brain", all you get is "oh my god but you're not fat eat eat eat life without sugar is meaningless om nom nom nom".

Written by Milena on 02.04.2012 at 13:19

Never. You never get "oh good for you, you'll probably feel nice when you get the addiction out of your brain", all you get is "oh my god but you're not fat eat eat eat life without sugar is meaningless om nom nom nom".

I'm pretty sure they do it for the lulz. I would probably do it as well but not forcing you just going all... "Oh god this is SOOOOOOOOOOOO good"



Then again, I'm not fat. Nowdays I've been using my lazy-powers to help me eating less junkfood. I still eat it but not that much nowdays since I'm too lazy to go get some hahahahahahahah.

Written by X-Ray Rod on 02.04.2012 at 13:25

I'm pretty sure they do it for the lulz.

You'd be surprised. Especially with girls; between girl friends there's always some "oh you're FINE, you don't need to LOSE WEIGHT, geez", and I just wonder why is it so hard to understand that I've changed my attitude towards the human body and that I don't give a fuck how much do I or anyone else weigh, I just do this so I wouldn't be dependent on eating all day long. It's completely out of some people's mental grasp. What is also funny is that everyone thinks of me as some sort of a healthy eating guru just because I know a thing or two about nutrition and don't binge with them on every gathering

That's a pretty good thing actually; cooking for yourself or helping someone else cook is a much better pastime than going to the store anyway, and "natural" food tastes better and will fill you up longer

Written by X-Ray Rod on 02.04.2012 at 13:25


I'm pretty sure they do it for the lulz. I would probably do it as well but not forcing you just going all... "Oh god this is SOOOOOOOOOOOO good"

Then again, I'm not fat. Nowdays I've been using my lazy-powers to help me eating less junkfood. I still eat it but not that much nowdays since I'm too lazy to go get some hahahahahahahah.

I love doing that to my friends as well I love junk food too, if I could live off it, I would

I've never wrapped cold turkey around my penis.

Written by Spirit Molecule on 02.04.2012 at 13:45
I love junk food too, if I could live off it, I would

You can live off it.

Trust me.

Written by Milena on 02.04.2012 at 12:35
I've read somewhere that the "lobsters screaming in pain" (that sound you hear when you boil a lobster) is a myth, and that the lobster barely feels anything in the hot water while he's still alive, so I think it makes no difference for the lobster whether you kill them before or after.

As someone who has spent time living on both Canada's East and West Coast, I can honestly say one of the worst feelings is sitting there while someone cooks a lobster alive. It's not a myth. They practically scream and if you have any connection with animals it's absolutely gut-wrenching to sit through. I usually left the house when they made lobster.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 02.04.2012 at 16:49

I usually left the house when they made lobster.

But you still ate it instead of refusing to do so as a sign of protest, you hypocrite, you.

Written by Slayer666 on 02.04.2012 at 16:59
But you still ate it instead of refusing to do so as a sign of protest, you hypocrite, you.

I didn't eat it. But not as a sign of protest and not out of guilt of letting food go to waste.

I just fucking hate the taste of lobster.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 02.04.2012 at 17:06

I didn't eat it. But not as a sign of protest and not out of guilt of letting food go to waste.

I just fucking hate the taste of lobster.

I feel ya, bro. Sea food can fuck off.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 02.04.2012 at 16:49
As someone who has spent time living on both Canada's East and West Coast, I can honestly say one of the worst feelings is sitting there while someone cooks a lobster alive. It's not a myth. They practically scream and if you have any connection with animals it's absolutely gut-wrenching to sit through. I usually left the house when they made lobster.

Last time I ate live boiled lobster at home was when I was 5 in the USA.

I don't recall the screams of pain. Perhaps it was so traumatizing my mind blocked out the memory. I'm glad I managed to survive without any psychological trauma/PTSD or whatever. Next time I see a mutilated corpse, I'll be glad it wasn't a lobster being boiled alive, because that would have scarred me for life.

Written by vezzy on 02.04.2012 at 17:13
Next time I see a mutilated corpse, I'll be glad it wasn't a lobster being boiled alive, because that would have scarred me for life.

It's not life-scarring, but I am one of those people who cringe at animal abuse before laughing at the deaths and disfigurements of humans.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 02.04.2012 at 17:16

It's not life-scarring, but I am one of those people who cringe at animal abuse before laughing at the deaths and disfigurements of humans.

Times like this I wish I could post pictures of slaughtered dogs without fearing retribution from the NWO.