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TOTAL DICKS OF THE MONTH AWARDS


List of winners of ANGEL REAPERS "TOTAL DICK of the MONTH" awards.Each month one winner will be selected from around the metal universe.
Suggestions and comments are welcome.

Created by: ANGEL REAPER | 01.09.2013



1. Canadian Government - August 2013 (Total Dicks for raising fees for musician who would like to perform in Canada making many bands discard Canada from their touring schedules.)
2. Tobias Sidegård of Necrophobic - September 2013 (found guilty for domestic violence which make him total dick of this month.)
3. Glen Benton of Deicide and Broken Hope - October 2013 (Glen for throwing Broken Hope off the tour and generally for diva behavior during it .BH for being dicks too.)
4. "Thats racist!" yelling folks and Mastodon's Thanksgiving T-Shirt - November 2013 ("Apparently Mastodon's politically incorrect T-shirt got a lot of flak by "politically correct" citizens at the end of this month. Sure, the shirt is stupid, but racist? Not that much."E.Mols86 made me correct my perfectly broken english. :D)
5. Prakarn Harnphanbusakorn for killing Surrender Of Divinity's frontman - January 2014 (This a-hole killed frontman because he was not a true satanist? What the hell???)
6. Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying - February 2014 (Pleads guilty In murder for hire (solicitation of murder) which makes him a total dick in my book .)
7. Testament - March 2014 (For unlpuging their supporting act.)
8. James Kottak of Scorpions & The guy who stabbed The Slot frontwoman - April 2014 (1.for drunken indecency on airport .2.for ..well its obvious)
9. Kirk Windstein of Crowbar - May 2014 (For kicking a fan on stage.Is that the spirit of metal?! Is that professional behavior on stage while performing ?!)
10. Upon A Burning Body - July 2014 (Faked the frontman kidnapping as publicity stunt.Than denied it.Dicks...)



Disclaimer: All top lists are unofficial and do not represent the point of view of the MS Staff.
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01.09.2013 - 18:43
Diverge

As a Canadian, I agree wholeheartedly with this list.
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01.09.2013 - 19:11
mz

I just hope you keep "awarding" every month
Btw,is it supposed to be only metal related?
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01.09.2013 - 19:29
Erik M.

Haha, I like the concept of this list. Looking forward to seeing the next "winner".
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01.09.2013 - 21:11
ANGEL REAPER

Yes i will continue awarding each month.And yes it has to be metal related,otherwise we will end up with a sausage-fest.
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02.09.2013 - 00:37
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
What the fuck is the coolest Feyenoord supporter ever doing as a picture here?
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Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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02.09.2013 - 00:42
ANGEL REAPER

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 02.09.2013 at 00:37

What the fuck is the coolest Feyenoord supporter ever doing as a picture here?

flipping the bird to the all the total dicks out there no seriously picture is work in progress ... i think i will change it to be honest
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"Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts"
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02.09.2013 - 14:05
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Written by ANGEL REAPER on 02.09.2013 at 00:42

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 02.09.2013 at 00:37

What the fuck is the coolest Feyenoord supporter ever doing as a picture here?

flipping the bird to the all the total dicks out there no seriously picture is work in progress ... i think i will change it to be honest


Nice, so thought was put behind the use of the picture Btw I love that picture, I think it was taken during a Feyenoord - Ajax match where the kid flipped the bird on a couple of Ajax players.
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Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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02.09.2013 - 15:06
ANGEL REAPER

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 02.09.2013 at 14:05

Nice, so thought was put behind the use of the picture Btw I love that picture, I think it was taken during a Feyenoord - Ajax match where the kid flipped the bird on a couple of Ajax players.

i didnt know for actual background story but i noticed the amount of energy this kid got so i used it as a message to the those a-holes around the world ....
and yes thought was put behind every list i made ....
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"Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts"
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19.09.2013 - 16:20
euronymous

We all need this list become a tradition
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19.09.2013 - 19:18
angel.
Evil Butterfly
That's the kid.
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19.09.2013 - 19:24
Erik M.

And what if there's no news anymore that fits this list. For the month of August it was a good idea though.
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19.09.2013 - 22:15
ANGEL REAPER

Written by Erik M. on 19.09.2013 at 19:24

And what if there's no news anymore that fits this list. For the month of August it was a good idea though.

trust me some dicks will pop out ...i intend that search for nominees by the end of each month and also to consider suggestions by you guys also ....
so far for month September Malaysian government leads the list (for banning Lamb of God).
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"Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts"
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19.09.2013 - 22:15
ANGEL REAPER

Written by euronymous on 19.09.2013 at 16:20

We all need this list become a tradition

i intend to make it tradition...as long i am member of MS this list will be updated each month.
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"Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts"
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20.09.2013 - 23:36
snake? snaaaake!
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In the words of a frustrated lesbian couple. WE NEED A NEW DICK.
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20.09.2013 - 23:42
ANGEL REAPER

Written by Guest on 20.09.2013 at 23:36

In the words of a frustrated lesbian couple. WE NEED A NEW DICK.

you will get your new dick in the end of this month btw any suggestions ?
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"Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts"
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20.09.2013 - 23:48
snake? snaaaake!
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Kvarforth for being alive.
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21.09.2013 - 00:02
ANGEL REAPER

Written by Guest on 20.09.2013 at 23:48

Kvarforth for being alive.

hahaha ...i'll better keep that for slow months
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"Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts"
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01.10.2013 - 21:35
angel.
Evil Butterfly
How I can give it another thumb up ?
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01.10.2013 - 21:37
ANGEL REAPER

Written by angel. on 01.10.2013 at 21:35

How I can give it another thumb up ?

just spread the word about it and it will be enough
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"Cross is only an iron,hope is just an illusion,freedom is nothing but a name..."
"Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts"
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01.10.2013 - 21:40
angel.
Evil Butterfly
Written by ANGEL REAPER on 01.10.2013 at 21:37


just spread the word about it and it will be enough


and also I should ask that what if in a month a female turns out to be a Total dick would she be mentioned on the list ?
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01.10.2013 - 21:42
ANGEL REAPER

Written by angel. on 01.10.2013 at 21:40

Written by ANGEL REAPER on 01.10.2013 at 21:37


just spread the word about it and it will be enough


and also I should ask that what if in a month a female turns out to be a Total dick would she be mentioned on the list ?

than she will be a total dick too. Total Dick is given for attitude or action or statement by person or a bunch of them regardless of gender.So yes the awards will be given each month.
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"Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts"
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31.10.2013 - 20:36
euronymous

I wating for this month. Don't forget us
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31.10.2013 - 20:46
ANGEL REAPER

Written by euronymous on 31.10.2013 at 20:36

I wating for this month. Don't forget us

tomorrow is the day to announce winner . i'm still in dilemma, who to put here ?
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31.10.2013 - 21:13
euronymous

Written by ANGEL REAPER on 31.10.2013 at 20:46

Written by euronymous on 31.10.2013 at 20:36

I wating for this month. Don't forget us

tomorrow is the day to announce winner . i'm still in dilemma, who to put here ?

Mmmm i Don't know. You have many options. The golden dawn from greece, the gay parade and the stupid nationalists and the stupid faggots, the spies from america or something i don't remember now...
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31.10.2013 - 21:34
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Easy, Glenn Benton for throwing Broken Hope off the tour
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Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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31.10.2013 - 22:13
ANGEL REAPER

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 31.10.2013 at 21:34

Easy, Glenn Benton for throwing Broken Hope off the tour

yes Mr.Benton is my pick too
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"Cross is only an iron,hope is just an illusion,freedom is nothing but a name..."
"Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts"
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31.10.2013 - 22:15
ANGEL REAPER

Written by euronymous on 31.10.2013 at 21:13

Written by ANGEL REAPER on 31.10.2013 at 20:46

Written by euronymous on 31.10.2013 at 20:36

I wating for this month. Don't forget us

tomorrow is the day to announce winner . i'm still in dilemma, who to put here ?

Mmmm i Don't know. You have many options. The golden dawn from greece, the gay parade and the stupid nationalists and the stupid faggots, the spies from america or something i don't remember now...

from metal world ...
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31.10.2013 - 22:35
Erik M.

Written by euronymous on 31.10.2013 at 21:13

The golden dawn from greece, the gay parade and the stupid nationalists and the stupid faggots, the spies from america or something i don't remember now...


Clearly someone hasn't bothered with reading the desciption of this list.
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31.10.2013 - 22:52
angel.
Evil Butterfly
Written by ANGEL REAPER on 31.10.2013 at 22:13

yes Mr.Benton is my pick too


hmm but somewhere I read that he had his own reasons too :/
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31.10.2013 - 22:56
ANGEL REAPER

Written by angel. on 31.10.2013 at 22:52

Written by ANGEL REAPER on 31.10.2013 at 22:13

yes Mr.Benton is my pick too


hmm but somewhere I read that he had his own reasons too :/

he also have a history of being a dick that easily ruins his credibility
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