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Posted by Joodicator on 23.11.2013 at 21:08
Okay, so every band under the sun sells their own shirts, hoodies, patches and the like, and we've already got a thread for that. This thread is for the more unusual merchandise items that metal bands have decided to sell. A few big names have started to launch their own beer/wine brands, but by the looks of things, that'll probably get old quite soon. And then, of course, there's the infamous Ghost butt plug (which probably wins the thread, but I'd love to see you guys/gals prove me wrong!).

What's the most interesting band collectible you've seen? Do you own any strange merch yourself?



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  25.02.2014 at 14:41
I have a load of Trollfest condoms after winning a competition a few years back, and eight year old Dimmu Borgir wine gums with little pentagrams on them. Not really that strange, but the strangest I got in my collection.
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  25.02.2014 at 15:22
Between The Buried And Me had some weird merch:

https://www.facebook.com/BTBAMofficial/photos/a.10151982335073189.1073741825.115385878188/10152150465088189/?type=1&theater Socks! And some really ugly as well! By purchasing you contributed to save the rainforest, so it was a good thing apparently.

https://www.facebook.com/BTBAMofficial/photos/a.390206403188.172404.115385878188/10151935089748189/?type=1&theater Isn't that the weirdest band sweater ever..? Doesn't look like a band item, that's for sure! Seems like odd music gotta have odd merch
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Joodicator

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  29.11.2014 at 20:41
Reviving this thread because Blind Guardian have a mirror.
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deadone
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  01.12.2014 at 05:23
Written by Joodicator on 29.11.2014 at 20:41

Reviving this thread because Blind Guardian have a mirror.



How ridiculous. Anyone foolish enough to buy this needs to take a long hard look at themselves.
M C Vice
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  02.12.2014 at 08:48
Written by deadone on 01.12.2014 at 05:23

Written by Joodicator on 29.11.2014 at 20:41

Reviving this thread because Blind Guardian have a mirror.



How ridiculous. Anyone foolish enough to buy this needs to take a long hard look at themselves.

And now the can.
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  02.12.2014 at 09:02
I noticed that Ghost sells dildos apparently.
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Ilham
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  02.12.2014 at 14:39
Written by Mary N. on 02.12.2014 at 09:02

I noticed that Ghost sells dildos apparently.

I'm sure the shape they gave them is creative. Link? Picture?
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  02.12.2014 at 14:46
Written by Ilham on 02.12.2014 at 14:39

I'm sure the shape they gave them is creative. Link? Picture?

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  02.12.2014 at 14:49
Awwh thank you Joe, I wish I always could have someone to save my lazy ass from moving like this. And that other band made spaghetti.
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Ilham
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  02.12.2014 at 14:53
Written by !J.O.O.E.! on 02.12.2014 at 14:46

Lync

I expected something more... challenging.
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  02.12.2014 at 14:55
Written by Ilham on 02.12.2014 at 14:53

I expected something more... challenging.

This says a lot about you
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  02.12.2014 at 14:57
Written by !J.O.O.E.! on 02.12.2014 at 14:55

This says a lot about you

Haha no no no no. I just mean, after all it's a very normally shaped and sized butt plug, and the dildo isn't that weirdly shaped after all. I thought they'd introduce more "shocking" elements.
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  02.12.2014 at 14:58
Written by Ilham on 02.12.2014 at 14:57

Haha no no no no. I just mean, after all it's a very normally shaped and sized butt plug, and the dildo isn't that weirdly shaped after all. I thought they'd introduce more "shocking" elements.

Hehe, ok, well yeah, they should have at least put a barbed crucifix in there or something. For those special occasions.
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  02.12.2014 at 14:59
Who wants spaghetti ?
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Thought Police

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  02.12.2014 at 15:00
^ kinda cool until you realise how much they're charging for it.
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  02.12.2014 at 15:02
Written by !J.O.O.E.! on 02.12.2014 at 14:58

Hehe, ok, well yeah, they should have at least put a barbed crucifix in there or something. For those special occasions.

Yeah I just see a missed opportunity with that plug. With all the symbolism you could attach to that object, they could have added like a funny thing at the end that sticks out. And, well, plugs/dildos are not very polivalent if you don't put a suction pad/strap-on lock at the end. I'll shut up now

Haha. I love the pasta idea.
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  02.12.2014 at 15:04
Written by Ilham on 02.12.2014 at 15:02

I'll shut up now




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  03.12.2014 at 08:38
Written by Ilham on 02.12.2014 at 14:57

Written by !J.O.O.E.! on 02.12.2014 at 14:55

This says a lot about you

Haha no no no no. I just mean, after all it's a very normally shaped and sized butt plug, and the dildo isn't that weirdly shaped after all. I thought they'd introduce more "shocking" elements.

Maybe a devil's tail or something out of the butt plug?
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  03.12.2014 at 09:05
^ something like chains
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Ilham
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  03.12.2014 at 11:18
Or a huge-ass inverted crucifix sticking out.
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  03.12.2014 at 21:25
Written by Joodicator on 29.11.2014 at 20:41

Reviving this thread because Blind Guardian have a mirror.


Amazing haha. I find it actually pretty awesome in a silly/hilarious way. After all, who doesn't want their own Blind Guardian mirror to serenade themselves in falsetto every morning?? What a way to start the day

Have to agree with many of The Ghost dildo/butt plug comments though. If you're going to come out with a novelty sex toy for a band you better make it interesting/over the top/ridiculous. With all the baby jesus butt plugs and virgin mary dildos in existence that effort isn't too "taboo" lol
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  06.12.2014 at 16:27
Few weeks ago I picked up some Dragged Into Sunlight rolling paper at their gig. Adds kvlt points to your joints !

They also had DIS bongs and a really cool looking rolling boxes. Can't find any pixs though.
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  06.12.2014 at 18:59
Written by Mary N. on 02.12.2014 at 14:59

Who wants spaghetti ?



Oh my god I do!!
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  06.12.2014 at 21:02
Written by Susan on 06.12.2014 at 18:59

Written by Mary N. on 02.12.2014 at 14:59

Who wants spaghetti ?



Oh my god I do!!


actually its pasta ...

might be good whit Doro wine
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  06.12.2014 at 21:23
Written by Susan on 06.12.2014 at 18:59

Oh my god I do!!
Make sure to serve it with lots of mushrooms and ketchup Just suggesting.
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