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Mr FancyPants

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  19.01.2007 at 13:23
http://www.tiny.cc/8NbU1
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Weeping Heart

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Age: 27
From: UAE

  19.01.2007 at 14:47
WTF that guy is seling himself funny stuff
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  19.01.2007 at 16:10
LMAO! Im buying it .
APOHAKC
The Bard

Posts: 3585

Age: 27
From: Serbia

  19.01.2007 at 17:38
Is anyone interested in buying me for let say... 25 Euros?
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Nathan Lurker

Posts: 355

Age: 29
From: Canada

  19.01.2007 at 19:31
Well to be more precise, you're not buying HIM, you're buying parts of his life. It is shitty, I guess it might be of some entertainment to richer people who want to make some random pointless expense.
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I never knew no mercy I never knew no shame
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Arian Totalis
The Philosopher

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Age: 24
From: USA

  20.01.2007 at 00:24
Wow, this is Pathetic. But appearently it's for a documentery. Quite frankly I would never take up such an offer, really stupid this.
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Nathan Lurker

Posts: 355

Age: 29
From: Canada

  20.01.2007 at 01:34
I don't know if it's FOR a documentary or if the documentary is made in response to this... I wouldn't say it's stupid. He is gonna get money out of this, some funds are going to be given to charity. But the guy who's going to buy this most probably have too much money in his hands if the only way of spending it he can think about is this.


It's not the weirdest thing I've heard of on ebay though. What about selling a ghost ? or the guy who collected donations to keep a bunny alive. If he didn't receive donations in a certain time limit, he would eat the bunny.

Thank You Internet for the joys of entertainment,
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I came up from below when the she-wolf howled
and the night gave birth to her only child !Black Thunder!
I never knew no mercy I never knew no shame
I am hell in the storm clouds, the devil calls my name !Black Thunder!
Eternal Flames

Posts: 1570

Age: 24
From: Australia

  20.01.2007 at 04:05
Quite pathetic actually. You will see some crazy things on ebay, and what is worse is that people actually bid thousands of dollars for such inane crap. I don't see the point of trying to sell your own identity, let alone trying to buy someone else's identity. But yes, as said previously, it's quite entertaining to see what kind of senseless things people will try to sell on ebay. I remember some guy trying to sell an air guitar on ebay. Worst thing that I've probably seen was an Australian guy trying to sell Koala excrement. The description that came with that product was just disgusting.
Xtreme Jax
Psycroptipath

Posts: 2322

Age: 26
From: Australia

  20.01.2007 at 04:55
Pathetic.

Whats even more pathetic is the amount of bidders and the price its gotten up to.
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Nathan Lurker

Posts: 355

Age: 29
From: Canada

  20.01.2007 at 09:22
An air guitar ? That is so fuckin' awesome ! Imagine the guy telling his friends he bought a new guitar and show this Legal documents saying he bought a true air guitar ! It is BEYOND awesome. Wow.. the randomness ! Imagine the guy who's selling it trying to describe the Guitar. " A bit scratched on the back and you should change the strings but hey...it's a renowned brand of guitar and easy to play. Keep the metal faith alive \m/ LolZ".

That guy's a genius.

This is golden comedy.

Thank You Internet for the joys of entertainment
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I came up from below when the she-wolf howled
and the night gave birth to her only child !Black Thunder!
I never knew no mercy I never knew no shame
I am hell in the storm clouds, the devil calls my name !Black Thunder!
Eternal Flames

Posts: 1570

Age: 24
From: Australia

  20.01.2007 at 09:45
Written by Nathan Lurker on 20.01.2007 at 09:22

An air guitar ? That is so fuckin' awesome ! Imagine the guy telling his friends he bought a new guitar and show this Legal documents saying he bought a true air guitar ! It is BEYOND awesome. Wow.. the randomness ! Imagine the guy who's selling it trying to describe the Guitar. " A bit scratched on the back and you should change the strings but hey...it's a renowned brand of guitar and easy to play. Keep the metal faith alive \m/ LolZ".

That guy's a genius.

This is golden comedy.

Thank You Internet for the joys of entertainment


Haha well actually, his description of it was something along the lines of "Will send it to you through psychotic brainwaves." And from what I remember, yes, there were heaps of bids for it. Ebay really can bring you great joy if you manage to come across some really weird and pointless things
Warman
Erotic Stains

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Age: 24
From: Sweden

  20.01.2007 at 09:53
I like the:
PS.
Please note winning bidder does not receive ownership of the following:

- Degrees/qualifications

- Drivers License

- Passport

- Future Inheritance

- Formal/Legal Identity


I guess that was necessary for not being comletely stuck in that mess.
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Nathan Lurker

Posts: 355

Age: 29
From: Canada

  20.01.2007 at 10:01
Written by Eternal Flames on 20.01.2007 at 09:45

Written by Nathan Lurker on 20.01.2007 at 09:22

An air guitar ? That is so fuckin' awesome ! Imagine the guy telling his friends he bought a new guitar and show this Legal documents saying he bought a true air guitar ! It is BEYOND awesome. Wow.. the randomness ! Imagine the guy who's selling it trying to describe the Guitar. " A bit scratched on the back and you should change the strings but hey...it's a renowned brand of guitar and easy to play. Keep the metal faith alive \m/ LolZ".

That guy's a genius.

This is golden comedy.

Thank You Internet for the joys of entertainment


Haha well actually, his description of it was something along the lines of "Will send it to you through psychotic brainwaves." And from what I remember, yes, there were heaps of bids for it. Ebay really can bring you great joy if you manage to come across some really weird and pointless things


Would have been cooler if he had actually sent a real guitar shaped box to the buyer. An empty box.
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I came up from below when the she-wolf howled
and the night gave birth to her only child !Black Thunder!
I never knew no mercy I never knew no shame
I am hell in the storm clouds, the devil calls my name !Black Thunder!
+{Jonas}+
I R Serious Cat

Posts: 4955

Age: 28
From: Colombia

  31.01.2007 at 05:13
WTF? That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
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APOHAKC
The Bard

Posts: 3585

Age: 27
From: Serbia

  31.01.2007 at 13:11
No it is not, you have not seen my sister, but after my sister this is definetly dumbest thing I've ever seen.
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They say that we are gone but I can't let you down
The heathen faith will rise again we won't fail now
I know we cannot die forever is our time
Give my people back to me free from Christianity!!!!
-tom-
Mr FancyPants

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From: UK

  31.01.2007 at 18:39
for 7,500 autralidollars, it's hardly worth it. Presumably he's getting paid for the documentary.
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"This rudderless world is not shaped my metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It's us. Only us"

Read Watchmen.
Himann
Orm KrigGud

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Age: 29
From: Norway

  03.02.2007 at 03:33
Its difficult to understand which silly imbecile would buy something like that. Sure he may get some stuff but really.. Someone may just sell his name to someone else and the idiots will probably still pay. Anyway its quite funny..
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APOHAKC
The Bard

Posts: 3585

Age: 27
From: Serbia

  03.02.2007 at 03:58
It is really impressive how some people can be stupid, everyday I think, now I have saw the stupidest thing in my life and next day denied me, clap, clap, clap, while there is stupid people, intelligent will live confortably...
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They say that we are gone but I can't let you down
The heathen faith will rise again we won't fail now
I know we cannot die forever is our time
Give my people back to me free from Christianity!!!!
Nathan Lurker

Posts: 355

Age: 29
From: Canada

  03.02.2007 at 05:31
You know, if I had a lot of money to spend on worthless things, I maybe would buy this for "adventure" or just to say "lol". Who cares ? In the situation where I'd win a million a year, why would I care for thoses 10,000 ?. ANd the guy who's selling his stuff gets a lot of money and donate some of it to charity. Is it SO stupid ? it's all a matter of perspective.

I've heard about things that were way more stupid than this.

Chill out guys.
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I came up from below when the she-wolf howled
and the night gave birth to her only child !Black Thunder!
I never knew no mercy I never knew no shame
I am hell in the storm clouds, the devil calls my name !Black Thunder!
iMPERiAL_iCE
Weeping Heart

Posts: 1127

Age: 27
From: UAE

  03.02.2007 at 15:49
Written by Guest on 19.01.2007 at 16:10

LMAO! Im buying it .


will you buy me for ummmm......lets see.....if u add the ......... and ..............ahha 3.99$ (lets make that 5.99$ coz I let you win that game of cards )


Silly lifeless people (I mean that guy on eBay).........
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The older I get.........The faster I was

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Lupas
Maximus

Posts: 3066

Age: 36
From: Malta

  03.02.2007 at 18:51
Every year i meet with silly people , but this guy is the worst of them
He is selling himself and all his stuff 300 cds , a laptop really silly thing. The most silly thing is certainly those 47 dumb ass people who bet on him
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Bas
Retired Staff

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Age: 24
From: Switzerland

  03.02.2007 at 19:11
but really, do the guys who try to win that life really think they'll have those friends and crushes later? lol
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APOHAKC
The Bard

Posts: 3585

Age: 27
From: Serbia

  03.02.2007 at 19:37
Well, who knows, since the guy is lunatic maybe his friends are same...
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They say that we are gone but I can't let you down
The heathen faith will rise again we won't fail now
I know we cannot die forever is our time
Give my people back to me free from Christianity!!!!
..HumanError..
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  03.02.2007 at 20:59
Written by iMPERiAL_iCE on 03.02.2007 at 15:49


will you buy me for ummmm......lets see.....if u add the ......... and ..............ahha 3.99$ (lets make that 5.99$ coz I let you win that game of cards )


Silly lifeless people (I mean that guy on eBay).........



First, 5.99$ is too much. You have to show me what you are really worth .
And then : lifeless or not, he's at least funny .
APOHAKC
The Bard

Posts: 3585

Age: 27
From: Serbia

  03.02.2007 at 21:24
Hey, it is not fair, you can't be so cheap, who will want to buy me for 25 euros while you are selling yourself for only 5.99? It is against every rules!
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They say that we are gone but I can't let you down
The heathen faith will rise again we won't fail now
I know we cannot die forever is our time
Give my people back to me free from Christianity!!!!
iMPERiAL_iCE
Weeping Heart

Posts: 1127

Age: 27
From: UAE

  05.02.2007 at 11:23
Written by APOHAKC on 03.02.2007 at 21:24

Hey, it is not fair, you can't be so cheap, who will want to buy me for 25 euros while you are selling yourself for only 5.99? It is against every rules!


thats the law of the jungle "Survival to the cheapest "

Written by Guest on 03.02.2007 at 20:59

You have to show me what you are really worth .


Lets see....... I come with a portable CD player, a Mobile phone, an MP3 player, and a Computer..........and not to forget a Yamaha ERG131 guitar and an Amp................c'mon don't tell me u can get a cheaper bargain
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The older I get.........The faster I was

Smurfilator -- back when Smurf Metal existed :'(
Necronomicon
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  05.02.2007 at 17:53
lol.. dont you think its is just a stunt to cheat some money out of some stupid bidders...
kiwibaby
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  06.02.2007 at 06:18
I'd totally buy his life.

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