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Gwar - Two Vocalists Join Eternal Tour


Gwar have introduced two members that will join them on the Eternal Tour this fall in search for Oderus Urungus. They are two different vocalists: Blóthar and Vulvatron. Blóthar; a fat, filthy, frozen space Viking, will take over as Gwar's lead vocalist. The role of the red-hot cybernetic spitfire known as Vulvatron is more mysterious. Both will feature prominently in the anticipated Eternal Tour, their first without charismatic founding member and lead singer Dave Brockie, who passed away in March.



Photo Credit: Laurie Fanelli


And here is more info on the new characters.

Blóthar:

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Origin: The Berserker Blóthar is an ancient shape-shifting holy warrior from the planet Scumdoggia. Blóthar is known to associate with intergalactic outlaw biker gangs.

Position: Doggy Style baby! A true Renaissance man; Blóthar sings, he dances, he kills things.

Features: Blóthar wears a ceremonial headdress fashioned from the gigantic antlers and pelt of a Spectral Moon Moose he killed eons ago. He carries a mighty battle axe, an impenetrable shield, and for some reason has grown a set of hideous space udders.

Hobbies: Ice fishing and ritual murder.

Quote: "I went into a trance of blinding rage. I must have killed a million space apes. I was sleeping it off, and I woke up with a piss boner. I figure, why waste it, you know? So I'm rubbing one out, and the next thing I know, I'm on stage with Gwar in front of thousands of hideous, acne-ridden teenaged humanoids. I was promised there would be wifi, but it's hit or miss...."

Vulvatron:

Size: Genetically engineered to the optimum proportions for a female of her species.

Origin: Vulvatron has returned from the year 69000, where she was a high-ranking Scumdog assassin in the battle against futuro-fascist forces. Her primary functions include mastery of the arts of war, quantum mechanics, and intergalactic musicology.

Position: Head Bitch In Charge.

Features: Shock-white dreadlocks, high-tech armor, cybernetic implants, boob spew, prominent posterior.

Hobbies: Adapting her superior technology and sexual prowess to the present day, perfecting the chemical formula for Vulvoline - her line of signature drag-racing motor oils, hot yoga.

Quote: "I have summoned Planck quantities of energy to navigate the fabric of space-time back to this primitive era on Earth. I believe our wormhole might have slightly malfunctioned upon my arrival, also ushering in a primeval creature from a far earlier era, vaguely resembling a Moon Moose. I shall have to report this anomaly to maintenance. My mission is to alter the current path of Gwar so that they might prevent the darkest period in the history of the Universe! I have calculated an optimum plan of action to achieve...Hey! Quit staring at my tits!"

Source: gwar.net
Band profile: Gwar
Posted: 20.09.2014 by BloodTears


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20.09.2014 - 12:29
LeKiwi
High Fist Prog
Vulvatron? Really? *sigh*
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20.09.2014 - 12:47
angel.
Evil Butterfly
Actually this is the first time I noticed that a band named Gwar existed.
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The Fangirl.
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20.09.2014 - 16:26
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Staff
This band tries so hard to be funny it's embarrassing.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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20.09.2014 - 17:55
Bugbear
No love for GWAR here?

I agree they are goofy as fuck (which is one reason I like them), but I'm very nostalgic about their stuff from the 80's and 90's. They remind me of my younger days spent partying and not giving a shit. Anyway, I'm glad they are continuing to tour without Oderus, as I think they still sound decent with Blothar. Although if they attempted to make a new album, it would definitely not be the same without Oderus.
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20.09.2014 - 18:54
kingeryck
I'd go see em but they're in some Rock and Shock thing with like 12 other bands I don't know when they come here and the tix are expensive.
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20.09.2014 - 19:21
BloodTears
ANA-thema
Elite
I would prefer the name Clitoris but I guess that was taken
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29

Like you could kiss my ass.


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20.09.2014 - 21:03
Lehctim
Them titties better shoot blood
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21.09.2014 - 02:37
M C Vice
ex-polydactyl
That's the old Beefcake, ain't it? He had a good voice.
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"Another day, another Doug."
"I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples."
" 'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!"
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22.09.2014 - 13:56
D.T. Metal
Staff
Written by Lehctim on 20.09.2014 at 21:03

Them titties better shoot blood

They do
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14.11.2014 - 00:26
Timelord
The thing tat made Oderus one of the best front men ever was his stage presence. He was among the very few that could command the stage and make seem so easy. The new members better bring their G-game or it is going to be a looooong tour for them. I am going to check out their performance in Nashville on 12-2 -14. Haven't gone to a Gwar show in years after seeing them about 12 times since the Scumdogs tour. I will give my opinion after that.
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