Brokencyde. Their music is like cancer. You listen to it and you hate it, but you can't stop listening.

Written by SerratedSyringe on 24.03.2010 at 14:41

Brokencyde. Their music is like cancer. You listen to it and you hate it, but you can't stop listening.

This is just awful. How can somebody like that sort of crap?

Written by Guest on 13.02.2010 at 06:06

Oh wow, a bomb went off in here. o_o;

Anyway, I think one of the crappiest songs I've heard now is "Tick tock" by Ai$ha. I can't stand it. The bitch uses autotune nearly the entire time and still sounds completely horrible. Also, if I hear Fireflies any more I think I might go crazy.

Yes fireflies is such a gay song owl city can crawl in a hole and die!

Written by SerratedSyringe on 24.03.2010 at 14:41

Brokencyde. Their music is like cancer. You listen to it and you hate it, but you can't stop listening.

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! just thinking about makes me want to kill anybody who listens to it!!! AAAARRRFRHHGGHHH!!!!

Written by Guest on 13.02.2010 at 06:06
"Tick tock" by Ai$ha.

That crap is just so wrong. Some people prefer to call it thick cock.

Anything by Black Eyed Peas will do...

Not as bad as the Pussycat Dolls imho

Club music is pretty much putting the final nail in the coffin of popular music...this Ai$ha is helping...

Anything by Nickleback.They are just awful.

Seriously? I'm not into soft rock, but they have some catchy songs like that rock star

Yeah man.They are sorry excuse for a band.

Anything by 3OH!3

Thrash Queen's music.
The horror... that or Master P. I don't know.

If you had a bad day... If i hear it one more time I'm going to deflesh some fuckers in acid!

Brokencyde's songs make me sick!
Xe-None, Ke$ha, 3oh!3 are crappy.
Dot Dot Curve is also crappy!
Any song by a crunkcore band makes me mad.
Never Shout Never is also annoying, plus he makes crappy music.

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Thrash Queen's music.

Since when did Thrash Queen count as music?

Anything by Brokencyde, Eternal September and the likes...
Anything by Owl City and other "indie pop".
Anything by Green Day, Smashmouth, and Avril Lavigne.
Lots of stuff by Creed, Nickelback, Theory of a Deadman, Default and the likes...
Lots of stuff by Linkin Park, Blink-182, etc.
Lots of stuff by 50 Cent, Nelly, Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, Chingy and the likes...
Oh ya, and that bitch Regina Spektor. I've got a friend who unfortunately tries to make her own music, taking influence* from this garbage.

* influence = copy/paste piano keys and shitty vocals

As for metal: all Bodom and SFU covers, most modern In Flames, anything and everything involved with St. Anger... Gun N' Roses if you think they qualify as metal, Poison and lots of other glam, CF's Cold Lake, Korn, Slipknot, flower metal...

Okay so no ONE crappiest song but I can list you like 500 songs that make me want to chew off my own testicles, spit them into a blender and drink their mashed-up innards like a frothy slushy.

I hope this one hasn't already been posted.

View at your own risk!

LMFAO wtf

But wait...there's more!

Snow - Red Hot Chilly Peppers. What a load of ****** **** ****** **** of ****** from the ***** of a **************** *****. The musical equivalent of the SW prequel films.

@exhumed: That guy had no flow at all...couldn't even go along to the beat...it was basically only a beat and his shitty ass voice with that other shit in his voice....just terrible....where the fuck did you find that anyway...

As far as metal goes, Suicide Silence's cover of "Them Bones". The guitarists can't follow the time signature change and don't even sound like they're tuned, the solo is awful, and the excellent vocals from the original are replaced with your typical deathcore crap. Layne Staley is turning in his grave as we speak.

But the absolute nadir is "Girls with Attitude", which is a bunch of preteen girls with no idea what rhythm or melody is, singing utterly insipid lyrics over what sounds like a completely randomized (and inaudible) computer-generated beat. If you don't want to be swabbing spinal fluid out of your ears, do not click on this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70cLwxuGJ74

Written by Guest on 12.09.2010 at 03:35

@exhumed: That guy had no flow at all...couldn't even go along to the beat...it was basically only a beat and his shitty ass voice with that other shit in his voice....just terrible....where the fuck did you find that anyway...

Exactly what I thought. Musically, to say that he is not capable at all and completely deaf to what sounds decent is a major understatement. At first I thought it was all a big joke but it turns out that he takes himself pretty seriously.

A friend posted it on facebook and since the guy in the videos is also from Melbourne, I thought I'd check out some local "talent".

Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake . I hate him.

Unsure of the artist, but this is a hip hop song that was on the charts some time ago, called "This is why I'm Hot." From memory, the chorus went something like this:

"This is why I'm hot, this is why I'm hot,
This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot.
I'm hot 'cause I'm fly, you ain't 'cause you not,
This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot."

I mean if you're going to write lyrics, you're welcome to at least try to be inventive...

Guaranteed to annoy me and (at times) piss me off: Pearl Jam, Green Day and anything having to do with Poison or that fake ass piece of shit Bret Michaels...God I hate that guy beyond my ability to convey in words. I also hate all boy bands, bubble gum pop and pop country. There was some pop country tune that was circulating a few years ago...I can't remember the title or any lyrics, but it just pissed me off. It was on a television commercial and was played as background music in grocery stores.

Friday, lololololol.

Anyways, Thrash Queen deserves a mention here; they have one song on youtbue, which is among the worst songs ever written. There was another song I heard a few days ago that made me think of starting a thread like this... Can't remember what it was though. Also, gotta mention WtC's infamous Chased Through the Woods...

EDIT: Wait I remember. It was this piece of shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trhh6EOLSkc

May cause extensive vomiting and potentialy cause one to smash a hammer into his/her face.

Written by Guest on 06.05.2011 at 04:52

Friday, lololololol.

Anyways, Thrash Queen deserves a mention here; they have one song on youtbue, which is among the worst songs ever written. There was another song I heard a few days ago that made me think of starting a thread like this... Can't remember what it was though. Also, gotta mention WtC's infamous Chased Through the Woods...

EDIT: Wait I remember. It was this piece of shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trhh6EOLSkc

May cause extensive vomiting and potentialy cause one to smash a hammer into his/her face.

Yeah...that does make me want to smash a hammer into my own face... over and over and over again.

Written by Guest on 06.05.2011 at 04:52

EDIT: Wait I remember. It was this piece of shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trhh6EOLSkc

May cause extensive vomiting and potentialy cause one to smash a hammer into his/her face.

It's like somebody converted a turd into audio form and uploaded it to youtube. Oh and the comments are somewhat amusing.