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Posted by Grimurc on 23.03.2007 at 14:45
What would you do when you hear that you only have two weeks or less to live?

I personally don't have a clue what i will do then...maybe eat everything what i've never ate, and putting up my charmes and have a lots of girls in my bedroom every night ....

So let me hear what you would do



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Hamird
HIV+

Posts: 2564

Age: 23
From: Iran

  28.03.2008 at 13:20
i don't change the way of living... but as the last meal, i tell my mother to cook my favorite food... to enjoy the last meal (its so important for me)
Valentin B
Iconoclast

Posts: 10009

Age: 24
From: Poland

  28.03.2008 at 13:27
lol i'd probably sell anything i own, get some real good insomnia pills(gotta enjoy your last hours!), party and travel all the time
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Do me a wrong, you're a bringer of evil.
Valentin B
Iconoclast

Posts: 10009

Age: 24
From: Poland

  28.03.2008 at 13:29
Written by Remus on 23.09.2007 at 23:37

I'll go up to one of my friend's super-hot mom and explain to her the pickle wich i'm in. To help me forget my sorrows she'll at least lend me a helping hand, right?

lol i think i know what you mean, but a helping hand is a bit cheap of her...
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Sing me a song, you're a singer
Do me a wrong, you're a bringer of evil.
Remus

Posts: 711

Age: 27
From: South Africa

  28.03.2008 at 21:28
^Well, either that or some oral, er, i mean verbal comforting !
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Valentin B
Iconoclast

Posts: 10009

Age: 24
From: Poland

  28.03.2008 at 23:23
Written by Remus on 28.03.2008 at 21:28

^Well, either that or some oral, er, i mean verbal comforting !

that sounds much more apropriate in romanian
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Sing me a song, you're a singer
Do me a wrong, you're a bringer of evil.
Stalker
Lone wanderer

Posts: 2690

Age: 24
From: Serbia

  28.03.2008 at 23:52
Hmm... If I think a bit more, 2 weeks probably means that you have some nasty disease like cancer or smth, so I would probably be in bed vomiting my internal organs, shiting my pants and wanting to die as soon as possible...
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BreadGod
Captain Virgin

Posts: 4098

Age: 23
From: USA

  29.03.2008 at 03:46
In my final days, I will be satisfied with the work I have completed in the only life I have. I will accept my upcoming death willfully, and spit on any clergyman who says that I must repent for supposed sins before I die, as I am an atheist and have no belief in an afterlife. In short, I will die laughing.
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Robin Goodfellow

Posts: 244

Age: 25
From: Iran

  30.03.2008 at 10:24
with alots of repetitive thing , I always desire to have a new and breezy day
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Darky
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  05.04.2008 at 13:44
I would probably kill myself.
Ether
Count Grymmbläkh

Posts: 1979

Age: 30
From: Australia

  05.04.2008 at 14:13
I would spend my last days with the one I love. When she's at work I would try my best to write the best piece I have ever written on the guitar and record it before I die. If I am not successful in this, I will cut my losses and record my current favourite piece and make it sound as good as possible. I would give it the title "I Love You."

that deserves a necro smiley, just to balance it out...

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AiwiAstwihad
AiryanaKhvarenah

Posts: 1421

Age: 27
From: Iran

  16.06.2008 at 16:26
first i'll manage some important things and have some fun , then write a note and buy a sharp blade or 1 meter of rope... while listening to my favourite songs.
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You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all
Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness
That you've not had to face
Insects Of Death
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  24.08.2008 at 06:43
i would spend my last days just living fast partying hard and getting thrashed with my friends family and my girlfriend
Oracle
Orcinus

Posts: 1425

Age: 26
From: Australia

  24.08.2008 at 11:05
I would want to see Killer whales, See all bands i like live and discover new bands and listen to them all in one week and i would also like have a massive bubble bath in a spa and they have to be over my head too. I dont know that last thing is just a childhood fantasy and i still havent done that yet lol.
Elio
Red Nightmare

Posts: 4920

Age: 24
From: Italy

  24.08.2008 at 19:01
Written by Guest on 24.08.2008 at 18:05

I would probably kill myself just to spite fate.

But that doesn't really make any sense, so I think I'd start by contracting herpes, aids, gonorrhea and any other STD I can by means of a huge stinky sweaty orgy with any manner of people; even the ones I thought were too ugly to get involved with back before I knew how imminent death was and took life seriously. Then I'd have a second massive orgy with not quite so stinky, sweaty, STD infested people and make them contract everything I had contracted in my previous fuck-for-all just to spite their uppity not-gonna-die-in-a-week selves.

Day two's taboo activity would focus on a different aspects of assholery. I've always liked animals and lamented any abuse they've endured. But fuck them I'm gonna die in 6 days and they're gonna live on eating furniture, knocking over (and eating) trash, pissing on the carpet (as well as eating it) and keep other lazy people like myself from enjoying non-activity so they can eat (everything) and play fetch. Obviously I'm mostly pissed at dogs so I'll start the day by kicking an un-neutered pitbull in the nut sack and then throwing a cat in it's face to both save my ass and do something inexplicably mean to another animal at the same time. It's all about efficiency; I'm gonna die soon.

Day 3 will consist solely of riding in the front of the bus and not giving up my seat to old or disabled people.

On Day 4 I'll send pictures from day 1's orgies (mostly of me smiling and giving a thumbs up to the camera) to all my ex girlfriends, complete with a sarcastic letter about how it's too bad things didn't work out. After that I'll go on a date with a very insecure and inexperienced girl; the kind who would do anything to just to finally have a boyfriend. I'll be really nice to her and make her feel beautiful.

Day 5 I will wake up early the next day call the girl from day 4 to schedule another date in two days.

Day 6 I will empty my bank account and walk around downtown showing my money to homeless people. If any of them ask if I have spare change I'll happily say "Yes, I do!" and continue walking.

Continuing day 6 I will go to a tattoo parlor, ask for a tatto of the star of david with a swastika in the middle, right on my forehead. Completing that I will refuse to pay the artist, kick him in the balls and throw a cat in his face.

Time to go to the Jewish community center wearing the fake nose and glasses prop.

Here it is. The final day. I don't know how I'm going to die, but it has been confirmed that on this night I am to depart. Since there are a lot of people I have yet to piss off my day will consist of various misdeeds like making babies cry babies and hitting on black women (my new tattoo fully exposed) and offering to take them to Kentucky Fried Chicken.

After taking my bb gun to the park for target practice it's time for my date. Oops, too late! I'm dead. Apparently somebody called the cops, who arrived shocked to see me naked, bloody, tattooed and holding a gun. They shot.

So, so much for the second date. But it's ok, earlier I sent some recent pictures for her to remember me by.

There it is. Now my family has to live out the rest of their lives as the people who raised the guy known among his peers as worst person since Hitler. Why do all of this? I just don't think a week of helping people would make me memorable to society. Evil makes headlines!




LOL this is indeed one of the most tr00 comment EVER.
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AiwiAstwihad
AiryanaKhvarenah

Posts: 1421

Age: 27
From: Iran

  24.08.2008 at 20:50
Written by Guest on 24.08.2008 at 18:05

I would probably kill myself just to spite fate.

But that doesn't really make any sense, so I think I'd start by contracting herpes, aids, gonorrhea and any other STD I can by means of a huge stinky sweaty orgy with any manner of people; even the ones I thought were too ugly to get involved with back before I knew how imminent death was and took life seriously. Then I'd have a second massive orgy with not quite so stinky, sweaty, STD infested people and make them contract everything I had contracted in my previous fuck-for-all just to spite their uppity not-gonna-die-in-a-week selves.

Day two's taboo activity would focus on a different aspects of assholery. I've always liked animals and lamented any abuse they've endured. But fuck them I'm gonna die in 6 days and they're gonna live on eating furniture, knocking over (and eating) trash, pissing on the carpet (as well as eating it) and keep other lazy people like myself from enjoying non-activity so they can eat (everything) and play fetch. Obviously I'm mostly pissed at dogs so I'll start the day by kicking an un-neutered pitbull in the nut sack and then throwing a cat in it's face to both save my ass and do something inexplicably mean to another animal at the same time. It's all about efficiency; I'm gonna die soon.

Day 3 will consist solely of riding in the front of the bus and not giving up my seat to old or disabled people.

On Day 4 I'll send pictures from day 1's orgies (mostly of me smiling and giving a thumbs up to the camera) to all my ex girlfriends, complete with a sarcastic letter about how it's too bad things didn't work out. After that I'll go on a date with a very insecure and inexperienced girl; the kind who would do anything to just to finally have a boyfriend. I'll be really nice to her and make her feel beautiful.

Day 5 I will wake up early the next day call the girl from day 4 to schedule another date in two days.

Day 6 I will empty my bank account and walk around downtown showing my money to homeless people. If any of them ask if I have spare change I'll happily say "Yes, I do!" and continue walking.

Continuing day 6 I will go to a tattoo parlor, ask for a tatto of the star of david with a swastika in the middle, right on my forehead. Completing that I will refuse to pay the artist, kick him in the balls and throw a cat in his face.

Time to go to the Jewish community center wearing the fake nose and glasses prop.

Here it is. The final day. I don't know how I'm going to die, but it has been confirmed that on this night I am to depart. Since there are a lot of people I have yet to piss off my day will consist of various misdeeds like making babies cry babies and hitting on black women (my new tattoo fully exposed) and offering to take them to Kentucky Fried Chicken.

After taking my bb gun to the park for target practice it's time for my date. Oops, too late! I'm dead. Apparently somebody called the cops, who arrived shocked to see me naked, bloody, tattooed and holding a gun. They shot.

So, so much for the second date. But it's ok, earlier I sent some recent pictures for her to remember me by.

There it is. Now my family has to live out the rest of their lives as the people who raised the guy known among his peers as worst person since Hitler. Why do all of this? I just don't think a week of helping people would make me memorable to society. Evil makes headlines!



damn tooooooooooooo metal...
you have another choice, openly declare a simple 2-word sentence like: "F*** Islam" then sit down and look at ppl shouting, burnig, jumping, screaming in demonstrations all around the world and they also may send some martyre-wanna-beS to torture/kill/behead/hang/... you, then you can have more fun by shouting that sentence again in their face and see
them burn in flames of anger. you can also capture some of them as they attack you and play all your metal CDs (Deicide is a good choice) with high volume for 'em and enjoy as they agonize...
this way your memory will be alive for centuries cos they will curse you in anniversaries EVEN years after the event.
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You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all
Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness
That you've not had to face
AiwiAstwihad
AiryanaKhvarenah

Posts: 1421

Age: 27
From: Iran

  24.08.2008 at 21:18
Written by Guest on 24.08.2008 at 20:56

That WOULD be easier. But I'd have to gain some world renown before anyone would care what I have to say.

then by going to a tall building and pretending a suicide you can gain media's attention and can shout that sentence when they arrive, BUT you might envy cos i can simply do it here surrounded by muslims
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You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all
Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness
That you've not had to face
Insects Of Death
Account deleted
  25.08.2008 at 01:01
Written by Guest on 24.08.2008 at 21:29

Written by AiwiAstwihad on 24.08.2008 at 21:18

Written by Guest on 24.08.2008 at 20:56

That WOULD be easier. But I'd have to gain some world renown before anyone would care what I have to say.

then by going to a tall building and pretending a suicide you can gain media's attention and can shout that sentence when they arrive, BUT you might envy cos i can simply do it here surrounded by muslims


Some balls on you....

But I thinked I'd go with more of a sure thing. Something eye catching that doesn't endanger me but rather puppies. Lots of them. With offensive racial slurs shaved into their fur. Then tossed off a building.

haha thats some man shit right there
AiwiAstwihad
AiryanaKhvarenah

Posts: 1421

Age: 27
From: Iran

  25.08.2008 at 01:23
Written by Guest on 24.08.2008 at 21:29

Some balls on you....

bluffing over net is easy but actually i don't even have the guts to wear metal shirts in the streets!!!
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You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all
Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness
That you've not had to face
Insects Of Death
Account deleted
  25.08.2008 at 01:38
Written by AiwiAstwihad on 25.08.2008 at 01:23

Written by Guest on 24.08.2008 at 21:29

Some balls on you....

bluffing over net is easy but actually i don't even have the guts to wear metal shirts in the streets!!!

why??
AiwiAstwihad
AiryanaKhvarenah

Posts: 1421

Age: 27
From: Iran

  25.08.2008 at 21:10
Written by Guest on 25.08.2008 at 01:38

why??

the orthodox police...
that's why breaking the law is the greatest fun ever!!
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You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all
Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness
That you've not had to face
Insects Of Death
Account deleted
  26.08.2008 at 00:26
Written by AiwiAstwihad on 25.08.2008 at 21:10

Written by Guest on 25.08.2008 at 01:38

why??

the orthodox police...
that's why breaking the law is the greatest fun ever!!

haha i agree

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