Metal Storm logo
Funeralium - Of Throes And Blight



7.7 | 24 votes |
Release date: 12 April 2017
Style: Funeral doom metal

Owners:

16 have it
5 want it


Disc I
01. Slowly We Crawl Towards Crumbs
02. Spit At My Face, I Will Pluck Your Tongue Out

Disc II
01. Vermin
02. Vanishing Once And For All

Additional info
Label: Weird Truth Productions

Staff review by
BitterCOld
Rating:
8.7
What the Hell have I got myself into here? Where to begin? I guess I could go the obvious route and compare the miserable experience of listening to this to an obscure form of slow and excruciating torture? Or I could go the humorous route and compare it to ordering pizza delivery in Paraguay. Fuck it. 2 disks, 4 songs, 90+ minutes. Let's do both.

Read more ››
published 06.03.2017 | Comments (6)

Found in 8 lists
Top lists



Comments

Comments: 28   [ 1 ignored ]   Visited by: 164 users
14.02.2017 - 21:54
3rdWorld
China was a neat


This is gonna be devastating and just what doom needs at the moment.
Loading...
14.02.2017 - 22:03
Rating: 8
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
My body is ready for this. Previous one was a monster.
----
Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
Loading...
14.02.2017 - 23:00
mz

Prepare for one more slab of minsterous death doom done right.
----
Giving my ears a rest from music.
Loading...
14.02.2017 - 23:10
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Can't wait to receive this slab by my Froggie French mates
----
Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal

Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

Loading...
15.02.2017 - 17:18
Nefarious
Doom Knight
Damn excited for this one!
----
"FUCK!!! You're the fucking 5th person asking me in an interview about the woman in the bathtub?The problem is that I AM the fucking person in the bathtub, and I AM a fucking MAN, for fuck's sake! I hate you all!" ~ Herr Morbid
Loading...
20.02.2017 - 19:05
Rating: 8
Alex F
Slick Dick Rick
Damn these guys take their time putting out new shit, but so far its been worth the wait. Hoping they keep up the superb quality from their previous two
Loading...
21.02.2017 - 03:58
Maco
Pvt Funderground
It took them less time to make this album than Deceived Idealism actually.
----
Crackhead Megadeth reigns supreme.
Loading...
22.02.2017 - 13:32
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Once again a great album. 90+ minutes of ultra sick doom.
----
Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal

Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

Loading...
22.02.2017 - 14:26
!J.O.O.E.!
Account deleted
Did Marcel just call this "sick?" He's hereby banned from the over 45 thread.
Loading...
22.02.2017 - 14:36
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
I was just referencing their own demo
----
Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal

Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

Loading...
22.02.2017 - 14:40
!J.O.O.E.!
Account deleted
I guess I'll have to let you off that one then.
Loading...
22.02.2017 - 21:24
Mik
Account deleted
Will have to give this a go
Loading...
23.02.2017 - 12:38
InnerSelf
proofread free
Well this is fucking awesome.
----
He who is not bold enough
to be stared at from across the abyss
is not bold enough
to stare into it himself.
Loading...
23.02.2017 - 13:34
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Just gotta love how long their songs are...

Disc 1
1. Slowly We Crawl Towards Crumbs 27:52
2. Spit at My Face, I Will Pluck Your Tongue Out 23:30
 
Disc 2
1. Vermin 09:31
2. Vanishing Once and for All 32:45
----
Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal

Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

Loading...
23.02.2017 - 14:20
InnerSelf
proofread free
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 23.02.2017 at 13:34

Just gotta love how long their songs are...

Slowly We Crawl ... 27:52



Looks legit.
----
He who is not bold enough
to be stared at from across the abyss
is not bold enough
to stare into it himself.
Loading...
23.02.2017 - 14:28
Rating: 9
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 14.02.2017 at 23:10

Can't wait to receive this slab by my Froggie French mates


Likewise. Can't wait to receive this slab from your Froggie French mates.
----
get the fuck off my lawn.

Beer Bug Virus Spotify Playlist crafted by Nikarg and I. Feel free to tune in and add some pertinent metal tunes!
Loading...
23.02.2017 - 22:35
3rdWorld
China was a neat
This is also getting a double cassette release through Caligari records. Here's the artwork for that.

Loading...
24.02.2017 - 02:03
LuciferOfGayness
Account deleted
Sounds like this will be a good album, cant say I like the lyrics though.
Loading...
24.02.2017 - 02:28
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Who in his/her right mind cares about lyrics in this sort of music? You can't understand it without a lyric sheet, anyway.
----
Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal

Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

Loading...
24.02.2017 - 14:47
LuciferOfGayness
Account deleted
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 24.02.2017 at 02:28

Who in his/her right mind cares about lyrics in this sort of music? You can't understand it without a lyric sheet, anyway.

I dont always listen to or read the lyrics but it happens. If you click the utube link above theres lyrics. And this would probably been better for me if they had done a Sigur Ros.
Loading...
12.04.2017 - 19:07
LuciferOfGayness
Account deleted
This is stunning after my first couple of listenings.
Loading...
19.04.2017 - 16:49
owlsarepretty080
Account deleted
My impressions of the listened are very ambiguous!
myloweslife
Loading...
08.05.2017 - 05:18
Maco
Pvt Funderground
This is just what I've been expecting.
----
Crackhead Megadeth reigns supreme.
Loading...
08.05.2017 - 06:34
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Coming Saturday live these guys. Oh yeah Channel baby!
----
Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal

Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

Loading...
29.05.2017 - 14:15
VIG
Account deleted
This is great! Never heard of this before. Absolutely crushing!!!!
Loading...
29.05.2017 - 23:37
Rating: 8
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Written by Guest on 29.05.2017 at 14:15

This is great! Never heard of this before. Absolutely crushing!!!!


Previous one is also a monolith of an album... Although everything they've done is great anyways.
----
Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
Loading...
01.07.2017 - 20:29
VIG
Account deleted
Goddammit! This album is the best power metal album I've heard in the past few years! Very uplifting, fun, and a great album to sing along too, reminds me of stuff like Sabaton!
Loading...
10.04.2018 - 02:19
Maco
Pvt Funderground
Delightful
----
Crackhead Megadeth reigns supreme.
Loading...

Hits total: 4776 | This month: 9