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Au Pays Natal
Posts: 2401
Age: 40
From: USA
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25.05.2012 at 00:12
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Written by Dangerboner on 24.05.2012 at 23:00
I was at this fat chick's house and I really needed a drink. I saw a bottle of some sort of liquor, and took a big swig. Turns out it was filled with cigarette ashes 
Ha, I know many a buddy that accidently drank some chew spit at parties, lmfao
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Ernis
狼獾
Posts: 6561
Age: 25
From: Estonia
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25.05.2012 at 00:17
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Written by BoxCar Willy on 24.05.2012 at 21:21
I usually take 3 cream in my coffee, no sugar.
I can't stand it with sugar.
Three what of cream? Do you use the cream that comes in little plastic containers? Some use "cream" in powder form which I prefer not to use... Unless I drink my coffee pure, I always add fresh milk... And I just realised I sound like a hipster when I write things like that... I'm probably a coffee hipster then...
Speaking of nasty food and drinks, I remember how I bought a large bottle of "ginger soda" at the store. Thought it'd be something like Schweppes' Ginger Ale but it turned out to be a sugary sweet and awfully bitter chemical solution made for any purpose but drinking.
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Here's Johnny!
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 Yavanna
Posts: 583
Age: 22
From: Brazil
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25.05.2012 at 20:12
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Well, I don't eat anything unless I think it's going to be good. Anyway, when my brother graduated last year, there was that ceremony and everything, and afterthat, the dinner, and believe, the restaurant's food was awfull, and I spent the whole next day throwing up... 
Never gonna eat there again 
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Carry me to the shoreline
Bury me in the sand
Walk me across the water
And maybe you'll understand
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arwestromen
Posts: 640
Age: 24
From: Sweden
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04.06.2012 at 13:46
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Worked at this vegan/hippie/save the forrest type of festival once and they only had one meal with meat so after two days the over spiced hamburger started to feel a bit boring so me and some friends tried this vegan/ home grown plate of weed(not cannabis) bread and greenstuff....it tasted awful and the weed(still not cannabis) bread had twigs in it.
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Don't fuck with sweden
We gave you IKEA
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Cüca Beludo
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31.07.2012 at 22:10
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Cat food  it was another of these "challege games" between me and some friends, and the loser needed to eat cat food right on the cat dish... and I lost 
It tasted very, very salt; and it stuck on my teeth Now I know why these cats drink liters of water after dinner!
By the way, I heard of a guy who ate his own shit once 
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 Valentin B
Iconoclast
Posts: 9982
Age: 23
From: Romania
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01.08.2012 at 01:06
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I actually swallowed a fly (went in too fast to sense any taste).. I was basically just taking a deep breath and the poor small fly was just flying around. Too bad.
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 Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Fuck
Posts: 33880
Age: 45
From: The Netherlands
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01.08.2012 at 16:50
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Written by Valentin B on 01.08.2012 at 01:06
I actually swallowed a fly (went in too fast to sense any taste).. I was basically just taking a deep breath and the poor small fly was just flying around. Too bad.
you don't want to know how many insects you've already swallowed during your lifetime while sleeping.
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Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal
Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996
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Valentin B
Iconoclast
Posts: 9982
Age: 23
From: Romania
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01.08.2012 at 16:53
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Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 01.08.2012 at 16:50
Written by Valentin B on 01.08.2012 at 01:06
I actually swallowed a fly (went in too fast to sense any taste).. I was basically just taking a deep breath and the poor small fly was just flying around. Too bad.
you don't want to know how many insects you've already swallowed during your lifetime while sleeping.
Yeah well I'm not counting those as I have no idea when or how they happened.. but don't give me that whole "20 spiders a year" crap though because it depends on a lot of factors.
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scapeplan
Mouthcrab
Posts: 239
Age: 13
From: USA
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09.08.2012 at 06:31
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Ash. I thought it was ramen flavoring.
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"Without judgement, perception would increase a million times."~Chuck Schuldiner
Less coherent than Anal Cunt.
Eric Brecht once liked my Facebook comment. Therefore, by the translative comment, Chuck Schuldiner like my comment.
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Valentin B
Iconoclast
Posts: 9982
Age: 23
From: Romania
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09.08.2012 at 14:04
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Written by Guest on 31.07.2012 at 22:10
Cat food it was another of these "challege games" between me and some friends, and the loser needed to eat cat food right on the cat dish... and I lost
It tasted very, very salt; and it stuck on my teeth Now I know why these cats drink liters of water after dinner!
I actually tried cat food once (not off the dish though) and it was indeed salty but actually tasted quite good, kinda like crackers/biscuits.
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axelx666
Posts: 124
From: USA
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09.08.2012 at 14:14
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When i was kid i ate play-doh and had to be rushed to the emergency room. 
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"they can't stop us,let them try,for heavy metal we will die"
"on olemassa asioita karmivimmat yönä olen yksi heistä."
" we are the new bucolic,we are the pulse of the maggots"
"END"
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MetallicA
Posts: 881
Age: 26
From: USA
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13.08.2012 at 16:48
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My friend bet me $5 that I couldn't chew on garlic...I chewed a clove for about 30 seconds and then swallowed it. Got the $5! hahaha!
(I love garlic but a whole clove is a bit much!)
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God's disciples want you to die!
In the blazing inferno
Slewed on Satan's pitchfork
Burning for eternity
Death
I see it coming your way
by my hand... or by your fate
with no remorse.
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