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Opeth - A Retarded Kid Running in a Forest


Opeth - A Retarded Kid Running in a Forest

Posted by: GVOLTT
Date: 07.06.2008

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09.06.2008 - 02:31
Necrogeddon
Born Too Late
omfg lol haha
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09.06.2008 - 02:56
Dangerboner
Lactation Cnslt
ROFL if Opeth released that I'd buy it for sure.
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09.06.2008 - 04:26
dancingdecember

HAHAHA this is fukkin hilarious man
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09.06.2008 - 15:16
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
what's funny about this? It has nothing to do with an actual Opeth album. IMO people who find this funny are retarded and brain dead to boot.
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09.06.2008 - 17:33
Promonex
Cathemeral
I don't quite get the joke. What's this got to do with Opeth?
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09.06.2008 - 17:58
Baz Anderson

This makes fun of how Opeth and their covers are always so serious and about atmosphere and mood and all the rest of it.
I found this really funny - of course some people are going to be offended by it, but this kind of thing is all over the internet wherever you go, it is hardly shocking.

So lets just leave this for the people that do find it amusing to have a little laugh to themselves away from political correctness for once.
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10.06.2008 - 20:58
Valentin B
Iconoclast
lol kind of overstretched but 'a retarded kid running in a forest' sounds so damn funny!!!
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10.06.2008 - 23:33
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
that's just awesome... I love that kind of humor.
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11.06.2008 - 22:41
Øyvind
Grave Digger
Oh crap, LMFAO
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12.06.2008 - 04:55
Urizen367

that may as well be their' next album thing.
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12.06.2008 - 13:11
BurbotsRevenge
Foetal Butchery
hasnt got any thing to do wihyt opeth though...
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12.06.2008 - 14:24
Smurfophagist

I remember when I first saw this kid's pic on the net.
'Arguing on the internet is just like running on the special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still a retard'
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12.06.2008 - 14:32
Bas
Retired Staff
hahaha i like it
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12.06.2008 - 14:35
Warman
Erotic Stains
The title alone cracks me up!
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12.06.2008 - 18:55
+{Jonas}+
I R Serious Cat
Written by Baz Anderson on 09.06.2008 at 17:58

This makes fun of how Opeth and their covers are always so serious and about atmosphere and mood and all the rest of it.
I found this really funny - of course some people are going to be offended by it, but this kind of thing is all over the internet wherever you go, it is hardly shocking.

So lets just leave this for the people that do find it amusing to have a little laugh to themselves away from political correctness for once.


I found it hilarious, spite I didn't quite understand it, until I read your post, thanks.
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16.06.2008 - 22:57
GT
Coffee!!
This is just so great...I lol'ed
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21.06.2008 - 04:49
iaberis
Advice Troll
common people! it's overrated! xD
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21.06.2008 - 05:11
Metal_Militia

Written by iaberis on 21.06.2008 at 04:49

common people! it's overrated! xD


//Agreed..Its actually pretty fucking retarded (no pun intended) //
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21.06.2008 - 16:05
Lowelas OF FIRE
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lol
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21.06.2008 - 16:12
Sunioj

This is probably the best one I've seen so far XD!!
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21.06.2008 - 23:02
Dane Train
Beers & Kilts
I really don't find this funny at all. Maybe it is because I work with folks who have metal retardation and it is not a laughing matter. I honestly just find this in poor taste.
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22.06.2008 - 01:50
Dangerboner
Lactation Cnslt
I find it funny because my half sister is autistic. It's also funny because Opeth can be a little pretentious, and this is the exact opposite.
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25.06.2008 - 22:32
GT
Coffee!!
Written by Dane Train on 21.06.2008 at 23:02

I really don't find this funny at all. Maybe it is because I work with folks who have metal retardation and it is not a laughing matter. I honestly just find this in poor taste.

I know what you meant to say, but this mistake is just hilarius combined with this cover Sorry
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25.06.2008 - 23:06
Dane Train
Beers & Kilts
Written by GT on 25.06.2008 at 22:32

Written by Dane Train on 21.06.2008 at 23:02

I really don't find this funny at all. Maybe it is because I work with folks who have metal retardation and it is not a laughing matter. I honestly just find this in poor taste.

I know what you meant to say, but this mistake is just hilarius combined with this cover Sorry


What mistake are you talking about?
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30.06.2008 - 13:44
GT
Coffee!!
Written by Dane Train on 25.06.2008 at 23:06

Written by GT on 25.06.2008 at 22:32

Written by Dane Train on 21.06.2008 at 23:02

I really don't find this funny at all. Maybe it is because I work with folks who have metal retardation and it is not a laughing matter. I honestly just find this in poor taste.

I know what you meant to say, but this mistake is just hilarius combined with this cover Sorry


What mistake are you talking about?

My bad. I thought you meant to say mental retardation not metal retardation
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01.07.2008 - 18:44
-Soulreaper-

Haha, that is freaking funny. Sure it may have been done a little bit in ill taste, but the jist of it is funny as hell.
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02.07.2008 - 18:08
Damnated
Churchburner
hahaha, best of these covers tbh.
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if my wife and I can't conceive, I want a medical shipment of your sperm so our baby will be just like you.
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04.07.2008 - 22:53
Sleep In Sorrow
Ghost Of The Sun
Oh, geez! This is gold!
Also, for the metal retardation!
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05.07.2008 - 17:56
Nox Lux
codebreaker
This would have done it for me if the writing was done properly, in some old english script, or curly gothic script.

Also if, for some reason, only the O from the Opeth logo was on the cover.

The writing and script would add to the seriousness and the subtlety of Opeth, and would just add that much more to the piss-take.

Because he hasn't taken it to that next level of credibility, I don't find it that funny - kinda lame. If you're gonna make fun of something that's usually done seriously, then do it properly - make it reeeaaalllly authentic and serious, but keep the same stupid picture.
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07.07.2008 - 11:54
TheBigRossowski

That's fuckin' great! Run Special Kid, Run!
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