55 rules that you must follow if you are a Megadeth fan!

Posted by: DeathSlyzer
Date: 17.11.2010

 
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1. Megadeth is the greatest band ever!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Always say that Megadeth kicks Metallica's sore ass!
3. Dave Mustaine is the best vocalist ever!
4. He is also the best guitarist ever!
5. And he also owns Marty Friedman, Chris Broderick, and all the other shitty guitarists who have been in Megadeth.
6. If you don't like Megadeth, then you're gay.
7. Never listen to Metallica, they are gay!
8. VERY GAY!!!
9. Laugh about St. Anger being the worst album in the whole world.
10. Secretly, listen to Metallica's first four albums.
11. Listen to Death Magnetic a lot!
12. But say that Endgame kicks its sore ass, and that Death Magnetic is gay!
13. RUST IN PEACE METALLICA!!
14. Hate Lars Ulrich!
15. And ummmmmm
16. Say that Dave Mustaine is much better than James at singing, both thrash-ish and ballad-ish.
17. When someone says Metallica is better than Megadeth, say that you are going to kill that person.
18. Kill the person!
19. Hate the fact that Dave Mustaine is Christian, and say that that's gay!
20. But Dave is not gay!
21. Try to find every possible Megadeth clone band.
22. Listen to them a lot.
23. Hate the clone bands.
24. Especially Memorain!
25. Memorain is freaking gay!
26. Listen to them even though.
27. Pretend Dave is the vocalist.
28. Love the clone bands!
29. Hate Risk!
30. Destroy Risk!
31. Go out and buy Risk again, just to support the band.
32. Say that The World Needs A Hero is a really thrashy album!
33. Especially the title track on the album! That is the thrashiest song ever!!!!
34. If you refuse to do this, say that The System Has Failed was the best album ever, until Endgame.
35. SUDDEN DEATH!!!!!!!
36. Was the greatest thing that had happened since Rust In Peace!
37. But Rust In Peace was better even though.
38. Rust In Peace is the best album ever!
39. EVEEEEERRR!!!!!!!
40. So Far, So Good is underrated.
41. Because that was the album where Dave wrote Cliff Burton's song. (In My Darkest Hour)
42. Listen to all the Metallica albums Cliff was on.
43. Say that Dave Ellefson is a much better bass player than Cliff Burton!
44. Dave Ellefson IS a better bass player than anyone!
45. If there would ever be a person that could be better at bass than Ellefson, that's Mustaine!
46. Hate Metallica over all other bands in the world, since they stole Dave's music.
47. Go and kill James Hetfield.
48. And say YEEEEAHHHHHH, afterwards.
49. James Hetfield is the worst vocalist ever.
50. He can't sing for crap!
51. Dave is a much better singer, because he can reach higher notes.
52. All the other members of Megadeth are much better at singing than James Hetfield.
53. Even Tom Araya is better at singing than James.
54. Listen to only Megadeth through your entire life!
55. DIE FOR MEGADETH!!!




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oath to vanquish - 28.11.2010 at 19:37  
Ok metallica are bettar !! like or not but still i am a hardcore megadeth fan !! both bands rule
Doc Godin - 07.12.2010 at 07:42  
Any of these rules can be easily replaced with any other band name/musician name. Sorry, didn't find anything remotely funny about this
DeathSlyzer - 08.12.2010 at 00:13  
I guess it depends from person to person. I'm not the best at doing these things though. I guess you know that it can be pretty hard to make it their own way. That's just like saying that all the thrash rules could be replaced by death metal rules instead. There's nothing more to do about it. Just look at the 75 rules of being a Metallica fan too.

Just trying to defend my honor.
BattleAxe - 02.02.2011 at 01:03  
Don't see the point of this list. I like Megadeth and Metallica but I'm not an obsessive Megadeth or Metallica fan. I think Mustaine has a lot of issues stemming from his axing from Metallica. Mustaine seems to have a problem with every previous Megadeth member, look what he did to Dave Ellefson.
Void Eater - 13.02.2011 at 04:19  
As a die hard Megadeth fan myself, the only one of these with any hint of truth is #40, So Far So Good is underrated. Which it is. But as far as hating Metallica.... I love Metallica. They were my first metal concert, and remain among my favorite bands. Although I do hat Lar$ Ulrich.
DeathSlyzer - 13.02.2011 at 13:13  
You guys!! These rules are not serious! I thought anyone could see that. That's not the way I live either. I actually love Metallica too, but there's a lot of Megadeth fans who are like that, and I just wanted to make a little fun of them. So please don't take these rules seriousley. It's supposed to be funny.
Justice - 11.05.2011 at 20:05  
Rule 45
Mattybu - 21.06.2011 at 20:45  
Stupid, really not funny.

Really not funny
DeathSlyzer - 21.06.2011 at 23:22  
Well At The Gates 95, you really don't have a good sense of humor. You really sound like a retard to me. Just don't comment, because you're just ruining the experience for others. Please just go away, and don't be such a fool.
Smriti - 06.07.2011 at 14:45  
47-48 is good. You can keep that.
Warman - 07.07.2011 at 14:15  
The Metallica one is better.
ErnilEnNaur - 08.08.2011 at 14:04  
31. Was the only one that got a smile out of me. The rest are quite "meh".
BeastOfMetal456 - 08.08.2011 at 22:34  
Not funny.
Metal_4Ever - 08.08.2011 at 23:15  
Written by Guest on 08.08.2011 at 22:34

Not funny.

No I really laughed on it
BeastOfMetal456 - 08.08.2011 at 23:28  
Written by Metal_4Ever on 08.08.2011 at 23:15

Written by Guest on 08.08.2011 at 22:34

Not funny.

No I really laughed on it

Rules of Power metal is funnier At least it says power metal is gay.
Metal_4Ever - 08.08.2011 at 23:39  
Written by Guest on 08.08.2011 at 23:28

Written by Metal_4Ever on 08.08.2011 at 23:15

Written by Guest on 08.08.2011 at 22:34

Not funny.

No I really laughed on it

Rules of Power metal is funnier At least it says power metal is gay.

I was reading the Power Metal rules and I search for "gay" and I didn't see anything except 91. Remember, power metal fans are not gay. They are just comfortable with their masculinity.
and at least it does't say Power Metal is cheesy, poppy and mediocre
Angel_Lament - 08.08.2011 at 23:48  
Hilaaaaaaaarious, lMAo at this one..!!!
BeastOfMetal456 - 09.08.2011 at 00:53  
Written by Metal_4Ever on 08.08.2011 at 23:39

Written by Guest on 08.08.2011 at 23:28

Written by Metal_4Ever on 08.08.2011 at 23:15

Written by Guest on 08.08.2011 at 22:34

Not funny.

No I really laughed on it

Rules of Power metal is funnier At least it says power metal is gay.

I was reading the Power Metal rules and I search for "gay" and I didn't see anything except 91. Remember, power metal fans are not gay. They are just comfortable with their masculinity.
and at least it does't say Power Metal is cheesy, poppy and mediocre

For the millionth time...It's my opinion.
Metal_4Ever - 09.08.2011 at 01:33  
Written by Guest on 09.08.2011 at 00:53

Written by Metal_4Ever on 08.08.2011 at 23:39

Written by Guest on 08.08.2011 at 23:28

Written by Metal_4Ever on 08.08.2011 at 23:15

Written by Guest on 08.08.2011 at 22:34

Not funny.

No I really laughed on it

Rules of Power metal is funnier At least it says power metal is gay.

I was reading the Power Metal rules and I search for "gay" and I didn't see anything except 91. Remember, power metal fans are not gay. They are just comfortable with their masculinity.
and at least it does't say Power Metal is cheesy, poppy and mediocre

For the millionth time...It's my opinion.

No, for the second time..
Infernal Eternal - 28.09.2011 at 19:24  
Roro - 28.09.2011 at 21:00  
Hahahahaa cant stop laughing
thanx god i am not a megadeth fan
Yavanna - 28.09.2011 at 21:04  
9. Laugh about St. Anger being the worst album in the whole world

Man, replace this...St.Anger is a masterpiece now... LULU is the worst thing ever
Cuca Beludo - 28.09.2011 at 21:43  
Written by Yavanna on 28.09.2011 at 21:04

9. Laugh about St. Anger being the worst album in the whole world

Man, replace this...St.Anger is a masterpiece now... LULU is the worst thing ever


I agree 100 percent!
BeastOfMetal456 - 29.09.2011 at 16:40  
Written by Yavanna on 28.09.2011 at 21:04

9. Laugh about St. Anger being the worst album in the whole world

Man, replace this...St.Anger is a masterpiece now... LULU is the worst thing ever

listmor - 01.10.2011 at 01:03  
Hey, your effort is worthy, ignore the haters!
DeathSlyzer - 01.10.2011 at 03:44  
First off, thanks Listmor! I love Megadeth, and I did not want to harm Megadeth fans in any way. Just wanted to be a little ironic about it.

Haha, yeah! The new single from Lulu sounds like my ass trying to squeeze the shit out, but it can't. And so, the sound of diarrhea goes on for 2-3 minutes just like that damn fucking piece of crap they call a song.

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