Vegan Black Metal Chef

Posted by: Qube
Date: 21.06.2011

 
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Half serious, but kvlt nonetheless
And kids, you can try this at home




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Susan - 21.06.2011 at 17:53  
Bad ass. I'm going to go cook now and feel super grim and kvlt about it
The Shape 1973 - 22.06.2011 at 09:46  
That is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

How much salt, butter and sugar did he add? That will lead to a festival of heart trouble.
Aetherius - 17.07.2011 at 02:43  
Haha that was great, kept thinking bout a rare steak tho ... <3 mushrooms are awesome
Thunderdrake - 23.07.2011 at 08:40  
I'm glad to see that someone finally made a BM cooking show that actually has really good production.
Roro - 27.07.2011 at 08:14  
This is hilarious!!!!! hahahahahaaaa
AnGina-- - 02.08.2011 at 17:13  
When I first saw this, I was loling so hard! Especially cause it's vegan Gotta try that dish sometimes. And I showed this clip to some of my non-metal friends, and they were all wathcing the whole thing and laughing:D This sh*t is .... wiat for it.... legendary!
Mr. Doctor - 02.08.2011 at 20:27  
It looks quite delicious I must say... It needs one ingredient though: Meat.
AnGina-- - 15.08.2011 at 01:39  
^^No, it doesn't. Meat is too mainstream

Anyhoo, for all VBMC fans, he has part 3 out already and also a website veganblackmetalchef.com where you can find out where to buy those awesome knives n stuff;D

He's my favourite vegan I love this guy, cause he's vegan because of the animal welfare and makes good BM music with awesome and educational lyrics My dream man I'm a VBMC fangirl I suppose
Mindheist - 19.08.2011 at 13:14  
Haha I almost laughed my head off, this is hilarious . Thank you Qube for submitting it .

Btw, is it just me, or the music isn't really that bad? .
Mr. Doctor - 21.08.2011 at 15:45  
Written by AnGina-- on 15.08.2011 at 01:39

^^No, it doesn't. Meat is too mainstream


Not really. This vegan movement went to the point that saying that meat is mainstream.... is even more mainstream
AnGina-- - 22.08.2011 at 09:21  
Written by Mr. Doctor on 21.08.2011 at 15:45

Not really. This vegan movement went to the point that saying that meat is mainstream.... is even more mainstream


Touché! Well, but basically, VBMC kinda differs from the usual vegan, as the vegans also believe plants and fruits are to be respected and thankful for, and he's all ''crush that potatoes, crush them real good, show them no mercy!''
Yea, I dig this guy, I learned you can buy a lot of useful sh*t in farmer's marker
Mr. Doctor - 22.08.2011 at 13:16  
Written by AnGina-- on 22.08.2011 at 09:21

, and he's all ''crush that potatoes, crush them real good, show them no mercy!''


That's actually why I love that fella, no mercy for my potatoes!
JD - 17.10.2011 at 18:06  
I didn't expect that lol
Nightfall - 03.12.2011 at 03:53  
Funny, good music and all with a good purpose in mind. Good job!
theFIST - 13.01.2012 at 22:38  
Here you can actually buy frozen pizza with that much salt........
Necrox - 16.01.2012 at 02:58  
No kitchen is complete without a mace.
Nickferatu367 - 29.04.2012 at 19:44  
I wanna see this guy team up with Epic Meal Time. i do believe it would be bad ass
Thrashette - 29.04.2012 at 20:30  
If there's anyone who will inspire me to cook more, it's this guy

Written by Nickferatu367 on 29.04.2012 at 19:44

I wanna see this guy team up with Epic Meal Time. i do believe it would be bad ass

Seeing as this guy's vegan and EMT's theme is disgusting overdose on meat, I can't imagine how that'd work out....
Nickferatu367 - 29.04.2012 at 23:11  
Written by Thrashette on 29.04.2012 at 20:30

If there's anyone who will inspire me to cook more, it's this guy

Written by Nickferatu367 on 29.04.2012 at 19:44

I wanna see this guy team up with Epic Meal Time. i do believe it would be bad ass

Seeing as this guy's vegan and EMT's theme is disgusting overdose on meat, I can't imagine how that'd work out....


they've done no-meat episodes...granted they're loaded with candy, but still. i think it'd be interesting
Thrashette - 30.04.2012 at 03:32  
Written by Nickferatu367 on 29.04.2012 at 23:11

they've done no-meat episodes...granted they're loaded with candy, but still. i think it'd be interesting

I think I'd thoroughly enjoy the combo of candy and black metal
Troy Killjoy - 30.04.2012 at 05:45  
Written by Thrashette on 30.04.2012 at 03:32
I think I'd thoroughly enjoy the combo of candy and black metal

Candy and black metal are the true loves in my life. And sex. But candy and black metal don't get mad at me when I don't give them enough attention, so they win.
BoxCar Willy - 30.04.2012 at 14:42  
Written by Troy Killjoy on 30.04.2012 at 05:45

Written by Thrashette on 30.04.2012 at 03:32
I think I'd thoroughly enjoy the combo of candy and black metal

Candy and black metal are the true loves in my life. And sex. But candy and black metal don't get mad at me when I don't give them enough attention, so they win.

I imagine this is how cook Troy.

By the way, have you ever worn corpse paint?
Fredd - 11.05.2012 at 12:48  
A year later, I find that he has 9 episodes.
Dave Cerdo - 31.10.2012 at 20:15  
This man is a genius! He should release a Vegan Black Metal album right now! Ha ha. Better than more 'serious black metal' stuff out there...
nasmith - 03.12.2012 at 23:50  
Fuck yeah, this guy's awesome. I showed this to my bro in law and he cracked up. *cough* He's a metal nub. *cough*

CRUSH THE POTATOES WITH A MACE!!!!!! AND SHOW THEM NO MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MétalNoir - 14.02.2013 at 05:19  
The music is kinda good too lolll
Metal_Elle - 27.03.2013 at 13:44  
Hahahaha, it made my day ! THANKS for having shared this video ! ^^
SatanMyMaster - 18.04.2013 at 21:50  
Beastly!

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