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How To Name A Metal Band
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-- How To Name a Metal Band --
Just a few tips to find a name for your band:
1. You need a band...
2. If you don't have one, make one! (obviously)
3. Take any weird word you like
4. Ok! here's one... you dumb ass: Pedorro
5. Use Your Ilussion II (Shit!! that fuckin' album playing in my head again!)
6. Better use the force luke...
7. Try to mix, remix, load or reload that word (forget load or reload, those was a very gay albums)
8. Now the tips.. If your band are into..
9. Heavy Metal: Pedorron
10. Thrash Metal: Pedorration
11. Death Metal: Dispedorrement
12. Power Metal: PedorricForce
13. Black Metal: PedorriChrist
14. Doom Metal: Pedorricus
15. Punk: The Pedorred
16. HardCore: Pedorrist
17. Gothic/Avant or any shit like that: Pedorronia
18. A Mexican or Latin American Metal Band: Pedorrera
19. Hard Rock: That's not metal!
20. Nu Metal: That's shit!
21. Or even you can title an album... "Epical Misteris Dom Pedorris"
22. Hasta la vista, pedorros!
(c) 2012 Oso Tormenta (StormBear)
Don't copy this without permission 'cause the FBI will shutdown your page.
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Poor man, actually your ideas are stupid! 
How you can put "PEDORROS" on a name, being that METAL is meaning of EPIC, BRAVERY, POWER and a lot of things that represente pride and honor!!!   
Try to reboot your brain and realize where is the METAL in your life!  |
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| That was 2 minutes that I can never get back. |
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| Damn it, it's copyrighted... I was gonna plagiarize this but the FBI will shut me down |
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| WTF is this? How did this even get accepted? |
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 Sync - 24.09.2012 at 21:00
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| I now grace this the Lulu of 'Funny Stuff' |
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Written by Sync on 24.09.2012 at 21:00
I now grace this the Lulu of 'Funny Stuff'
I'm sure there's worse out there. Well, I mean, there probably is. I haven't checked, so maybe not. But chances are... yeah I don't know you might be right. |
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Written by Jaeryd17 on 28.01.2013 at 20:11
Written by Sync on 24.09.2012 at 21:00
I now grace this the Lulu of 'Funny Stuff'
I'm sure there's worse out there. Well, I mean, there probably is. I haven't checked, so maybe not. But chances are... yeah I don't know you might be right.
No, there's nothing worse, this is indeed, the Lulu of the funny section. |
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| The person who made this should also know that hard rock and nu metal are still more metal than punk and hardcore punk. |
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| "those was a very gay albums"... that makes me cringe |
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