Rating:
7.5
Flayed Disciple - Death Hammer
28 May 2012


01. Intro/Bring Down The Hammer
02. The Westboro Massacre
03. Interceptor
04. Feast In The Forest Of Impaled Bodies
05. Exodus
06. The Shrine Of Dahmer
07. Bleaching in the Sun
08. Torsofucked
09. Ejaculate While Killing
10. Pig


Wasn't totally aware of such a thing as the "summer blues" til just a week or so ago. Sadly, sweatily, hungoverly, that shit exists. Especially with the two thousand flies in your apartment which have only two purposes of their regrettable existences discernible to you: to buzz directly and repeatedly up to your ears, preventing you from resting said blues out at night, and to make Rockabilia catalogs useful.

Luckily though, albums like Flayed Disciple's Death Hammer (at least the third hammer of death to be found on an album cover this year) are there to kick you in the ears, slap you out of your boring self-chiding glumness, and provide a near-perfect soundtrack for fly-genociding in your place.

This is pretty simple, pretty stupid death/thrash fun. The production is a little bland, and the Corpsegrinderish vox are generic to the point of being slightly annoying, but this is a riff-first, riff-foremost, riff-fest sort of deal. And sometimes, when pulled off well, that can be just what the doctor ordered when it comes to kicking your shit into gear and away from daily marathons of repeat Top Gears. Riffs take precedence over every other aspect of Flayed's tunes here, and since most of them sound peachy, it's a peachy thing.

You'll get some Bay Area-esque melodies and lick patterns, some early Floridian death-style vocals and riffing, and you'll get more than enough variation to keep you entertained. This isn't by any stretch nuanced or unique-sounding stuff, but it'll get the job done if all you want is MOAR RIFFS. It's all pretty derivative and dumb, but it's all pretty damn fun too.


 



Written on 27.08.2012 by
wormdrink414
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Mattybu - 27.08.2012 at 05:56  
How many god damn deathammers and Death Hammers and Deathhammers do we need.
Boxcar Willy - 27.08.2012 at 06:23  
Gonna name my band Death's Hammer of Death.

Demo #1 Hammer Of Deth

Ep #1 Death Death Death

Full length #1 Hammer Hammer Death Death (Remix)

Oh yeah, nice review, not my style though, so I shall pass.
!J.O.O.E.! - 20.03.2013 at 20:27  
Very fun album, and even more fun live band.

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