Behemoth - A Forest review


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Band: Behemoth
Album: A Forest
Release date: May 2020

01. A Forest [The Cure cover] [feat. Niklas Kvarforth]
02. A Forest [The Cure cover] [live]
03. Shadows Ov Ea Cast Upon Golgotha
04. Evoe

In the process of promoting A Forest, Nergal said that "covering music outside of metal is a challenge - covering legendary music is an even greater challenge… a lot of bands try it and a lot of bands fail".

This is a challenge in which Behemoth failed miserably.

I do not miss the old brutality of Behemoth. In fact, the last two albums by the band are the ones I enjoy the most from their entire career and I cannot say that I was surprised that they decided to do this cover. The Cure's "A Forest" is an iconic song, a gothic / post-punk anthem that just turned 40 years old, but it is not the first time a metal band covers it. Carpathian Forest, for example, successfully recreated the claustrophobic and dark atmosphere of the song, and Waltari re-imagined it with a more punk rock attitude.

Here though, we get an overproduced, overpolished, and lifeless version of it, with additional unbearable cringe courtesy of Niklas Kvarforth. And as much as I love his voice on the Shining songs, he should just stop doing these covers; the take on Placebo's "In The Cold Light Of Morning" featured in X - Varg Utan Flock was bad, but his performance on this one is just embarrassing. To be fair to the cover as a whole, the music is not too bad and the bass in particular sounds really meaty, but overall it feels bland and the forced vocals make it sound like a caricature of the original. The live version is just too ridiculous for words; it comes with a video of Kvarforth raising his middle finger and screaming 'Fuck you, all' to a completely unresponsive crowd, and the video also shows him at some point having his hand deep inside his trousers and holding his dick while rest of the band is performing. Wow, so edgy.

"A Forest" does not deserve to be treated like this by posers.

I don't know whether the other two tracks are leftovers from ILYAYD or if they were written and recorded especially for this EP, but I am very happy they exist because they served me well in my effort to wash my ears from the atrocity that preceded them. "Shadows Ov Ea Cast Upon Golgotha" sees Behemoth embracing d-beat, which is really cool in my book, and "Evoe" is undoubtedly the standout track, 'embellishing' the band's familiar brand of blackened death metal with a very welcome Enslaved vibe. It could be the fact that I am getting older, but I do like the road they are taking, incorporating various influences, focusing on atmosphere, and taking it down a notch in brutality. I guess it's inevitable anyway, because Nergal is getting older too.

To summarise, the studio version of "A Forest" is plain bad (4), the live version of it is hideous and disgraceful on every level (1), "Shadows Ov Ea Cast Upon Golgotha" is a good song that I wouldn't mind it being part of an album (7) and "Evoe" is almost excellent (8). Hence, the EP gets a 5.

"Aether above
Black Earth below"


Written on 30.06.2020 by Only way to feel the noise is when it's good and loud!


Comments: 11   Visited by: 174 users
30.06.2020 - 10:53
There will be people out there who will live and die with this being the only version of "A Forest" they will ever hear.
- I've dreamt of that for years.
- Dying?
- Running.

2020 goodies
30.06.2020 - 11:45
Written by RaduP on 30.06.2020 at 10:53

There will be people out there who will live and die with this being the only version of "A Forest" they will ever hear.

Sadly true. I personally don't like much by the cure but this is one of the Ines I do enjoy. I say it should be law that the original version of any song covered must be included as a b side.
30.06.2020 - 12:23
This EP should rather have been focused on EVOE.

I drink moosepiss
30.06.2020 - 13:38
"Unbearable" is the key word here.
30.06.2020 - 22:18
Written by Big-Al on 30.06.2020 at 12:23

This EP should rather have been focused on EVOE.


Written by RaduP on 30.06.2020 at 10:53

There will be people out there who will live and die with this being the only version of "A Forest" they will ever hear.

And that's just sad.
30.06.2020 - 23:15
Yeah, hopefully the non-Forest tracks get included on some upcoming full-length as they're actually fairly decent, and very undersold by being included in this package
03.07.2020 - 23:31
Kvarforth's performance sounds pretty par for when I saw Shining at Party San '13.
Fondling himself, flipping off the crowd, but he also spat on security which sent a friend of mine in one of the bands performing that year off the edge and called him out backstage. Told me he basically hid in a corner while he was getting lambasted.

Canadian black metal
04.07.2020 - 17:20
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
To me I think their best are first 2 albums, after it I have no sympathies to this band but respect to Narger and all as he does in Poland, if we know a bit drama's.
I love his solo album a lot , Rdau should review it. I dont like Shining more because of Niklas as person ...
Life is to short for LOVE, there is many great things to do online !!!

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I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
05.07.2020 - 02:05
Lord Lanrac
For me, Behemoth's best era is and always will be by far the Zos Kia Kultus and the Demigod albums! They both leave all other releases (before or after) in the dust!

I haven't listened to the rest of this release as yet, but their cover of "A Forest", it actually did not bore me! Amazing. I thought the band did a fine job to be honest.
What is the difference between the man who fools you from the pulpit, and the other man who fools you from the platform?
Both of them seek to obtain power over you - To rule your mind, control your property interests or labor power.
06.07.2020 - 07:04
Written by RaduP on 30.06.2020 at 10:53

There will be people out there who will live and die with this being the only version of "A Forest" they will ever hear.

... and thank fuck I'm not one of them.
get the fuck off my lawn.

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12.07.2020 - 12:42
Two cringelords have met

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