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Cesspit - Mon Fils Est Une Omelette review



Reviewer:
5.0
Band: Cesspit
Album: Mon Fils Est Une Omelette
Style: Deathcore
Release date: April 2004


01. Mon Fils Est Une Omelette
02. Brutal Love
03. In The Whirl Of Time
04. Ca Sent Le Sapin
05. Diktator Holokaust
06. Houloulou
07. Psychopath
08. From Flesh To Dust
09. El Franckto

From: Mr Deadsoulman
6, Rue Denfert Rochereau
31000 TOULOUSE



To: Society for Animal Protection (SPA)
39, Boulevard Berthier
75137 PARIS Cedex 07

Subject: Denunciation against misbehaviour and cruelty to animals



Madam, Sir,

I am conscious of the surprise that may be caused by the fact that the great Deadsoulman, yes, THE Deadsoulman, today puts his pen to paper and writes to the SPA. It is well-known that I am not a fierce animal-lover. I have no real problem with my cat, even if ever since he has been castrated he barks all night long, which makes me fear for his mental sanity. Besides, he has started listening to Boy George and George Michael, and he seems really attracted by? Anyway. I lost my point. Yes, the reason I am writing to you on this glorious Spring day is because I am outraged, shocked and utterly indignant.

Attached to this letter, you will find what offended me. No, you don't have sudden sight problems: the person on the cover of this album of Cesspit is really having sexual intercourse with a hen. Watch the title: 'Mon Fils Est Une Omelette' (in English 'My Son Is An Omelette'). These persons pride themselves on being able to scramble eggs with their phalluses in the first song of the album. Most of the other songs deal with gore sex (between humans this time) and more serious topics. I am not sure whether 'Houloulou' is of your competence, but I bring it to your attention as well, because it talks about a fucked-to-death werewolf, and in 'werewolf', there is 'wolf'. Plus, this poor beast was raped while he was obviously under the shape of a wolf.

The rest is not important to you, as their music is common thrash/death metal if you see what I mean (which I doubt), neither good nor bad, just very repetitive although the musicians are quite talented as you can hear in the solos of 'In The Whirl Of Time' and 'From Flesh To Dust'. If you have a metalhead in your organization, you can give him this album, because I don't really want it. He will tell you that the vocals are the worst thing here, the screams are as much boring as the growlings? Basically, Cesspit plays an uninteresting music that will forever stay underground.

But I am offtopic again. I want to know if you plan on doing your utmost to stop these hateful machinations, before this mob starts attacking bigger animals. Can you imagine the terror among the population if some people begin to rape horses, pigs or platypuses? We don't want that, therefore I beseech you to take any measure necessary in order to stop this infamy.

Kind regards.

Deadsoulman

Written by Deadsoulman | 13.05.2004





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