Rectal Smegma - Keep On Smiling review



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Band: Rectal Smegma
Album: Keep On Smiling
Release date: 2009


01. Testide Tango
02. Menstruation Cocktail
03. Dildo Lobotomy
04. Scrotum Paturein
05. Fat Grannies Are Cool
06. Fridget Dwarf Fucker
07. Cover Amoebic Dysentery
08. Frog Felching
09. Exploring UrAnus
10. Drowned In Excrements
11. Hitler Only Had One Ball
12. Omnivorous Vagina
13. Happy Cock
14. Psycho Pudding
15. Bloody Ballsack


Honestly, the cover art is just stupidity in a jewel case, come on…I'm totally in for naked chicks, believe me I am, but what the hell is wrong with this people? A concept involving two naked babes works for a totally sexy scenario, still, they managed to turn this into a creepy scene with the world's worst design I've ever seen in my entire life. Minus karma points for these pricks…for real…

Now, the music, it sucks. Rectal Smegma attacks us with lo-fi Goregrind with repetitive riffs, repetitive beats, repetitive vocals, repetitive everything…damn, even the intros are repetitive…Yes, you'll find some catchy songs (actually I liked the first couple of riffs in the album) but after hearing the same thing throughout 15 tracks, well, it's just boring and annoying…and stupid…and lame. Let's add more to this, they sound like Rompeprop mixed with Intestinal Disgorge...but with a bad taste in music and zero musicianship.

To be honest, I would rather be cannibalized to death by a teethless ugly granny than hear this album again. It got on my nerves really, how come Goregrind ended up sounding like this; this is just a pseudo-catchy wall of gurgled sounds and fart jokes…to think that the genre used to sound like "Symphonies of Sickness" makes me angry…and to quote Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory, "I weep for humanity."

Don't buy this album, don't even download it for free…if someone wants to give this to you as a present, kick him/her in the groin and run like hell. This is the main reason why Goregrind is going downhill nowadays, shitty bands trying to be funny…they even cover a song from Amoebic Dysentery for crying out loud!!! You Dutchmen, don't ever send me your crap to review again and go fuck a goat!

Written by Herzebeth | 26.02.2009


 


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26.02.2009 - 22:46
Arian Totalis
The Philosopher
....wow, that is....harsh.
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For the hero there is No Death"
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26.02.2009 - 22:54
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Lol that is THE FUNNIEST album cover i've ever seen
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Sing me a song, you're a singer
Do me a wrong, you're a bringer of evil.
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26.02.2009 - 23:01
Doc Godin
Full Grown Hoser
Hahaha, great review Herzebeth!

Quote:
you Dutchmen, don't ever send me your crap to review again and go fuck a goat!


What are the chances they'll be reading this review?
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26.02.2009 - 23:03
BitterCOld
Gringo
Wow. to steal a phrase from Pyro, that review was about as brutal as Paris Hilton trying to read Dostoevsky.
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get the fuck off my lawn.
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26.02.2009 - 23:22
Talvi
I lol'd at the cover
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26.02.2009 - 23:33
Herzebeth
My take is...if they are ironic and "fun" enough to add jokes about two girls farting and about really dumb things, well...they'll love my jokes about them, it's just common sense!
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26.02.2009 - 23:59
iaberis
Advice Troll
What's the name of the porn, its image is used as cover?
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Bitch! Please
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27.02.2009 - 00:06
Herzebeth
Written by iaberis on 26.02.2009 at 23:59

What's the name of the porn, its image is used as cover?

WTF????
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27.02.2009 - 00:22
Ragana
Rawrcat
Muahahahah
I hope I won't see this artwork in my dreams. It is truly tragic.

However, this was really greeeat review! I'm definitely not longing to hear this album unless it happens accidentally. Although the song names are awesome, lol.
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27.02.2009 - 01:35
The Shape 1973
Hitler only had one ball, a traditional English folk song cover?
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27.02.2009 - 04:52
Daggon
Underpaid M.D.
Written by iaberis on 26.02.2009 at 23:59

What's the name of the porn, its image is used as cover?


Maybe "Keep on smiling hardcore porn"?
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27.02.2009 - 05:52
AngelofGrief
Ummmmmmmmm..... Wow.... Thats ummmmmm........ Just wow.
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27.02.2009 - 05:56
Elijah
Dance, bitch!
I think I saw that video.
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27.02.2009 - 06:33
MetalManic
I've seen this photo on photshopped spoof sites. So that just goes to show the effort put into the art :S
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27.02.2009 - 07:02
iaberis
Advice Troll
Written by MetalManic on 27.02.2009 at 06:33

I've seen this photo on photshopped spoof sites. So that just goes to show the effort put into the art :S

wanna recommend me any?
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Bitch! Please
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27.02.2009 - 07:20
LeChron James
Helvetesfossen
Absolutely br00tality. this page is hilarious.
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Kick Ass, Die Young

Less is More
Stay Pure
Stay Poor

Music was my life, music brought me to life and music is how I will be remembered long after I leave this life. When I die there will be a final waltz in my head that only I can hear.
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27.02.2009 - 08:02
Doc Godin
Full Grown Hoser
Theres something fascinating about the cover though. Every time I scroll by it on the page I like stop and stare at it for a minute or two...
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"I got a lot of really good ideas, problem is, most of them suck."
- George Carlin
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27.02.2009 - 09:32
Elio
Red Nightmare
Lol another awesome review but this time i really don't care for ther music.
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BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
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27.02.2009 - 14:11
GT
Coffee!!
The cover is hilarious...the review is, well harsh but funny. I'm definitely not getting this album
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Dreams are made so we don't get bored when we sleep
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27.02.2009 - 18:01
Herzebeth
If you ask me...I think the cover art could be the cover of a porno movie called "I'm about to shoot you with my cum...be ready bitch cuz I'm huge" and the girl obviously gets scared...and then she makes that face
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27.02.2009 - 18:18
MetalManic
Written by iaberis on 27.02.2009 at 07:02

Written by MetalManic on 27.02.2009 at 06:33

I've seen this photo on photshopped spoof sites. So that just goes to show the effort put into the art :S

wanna recommend me any?


hahaha. I knew I was gonna get a comment like that. Nah, it was jsut a random silly pic thing...I think
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www.MetalManic.com
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28.02.2009 - 18:44
dunkelheit_13
Their country is very open mind to let release such sadistic album. great, marijuana?!
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war is over if you want
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12.03.2009 - 21:52
goreslut 666
Account deleted
You are fucking crazy men !!

the artwork suck maby but this cd rules as hell !
i saw this guys on obscene extreme 2008 and they are one of the best bands of the hole festival!!
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13.03.2009 - 18:47
dr.deathmetal.
Account deleted
One of the old band members of rompeprop plays nou in this band.
I listen to some new songs on there website and i realy wanna have this cd.
You review is not good the play brutal music and i like it .
Also the have realy funny vidio's

I hope i will see this band live in rio de janeiro
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13.03.2009 - 23:53
Herzebeth
Written by Guest on 13.03.2009 at 18:47

One of the old band members of rompeprop plays nou in this band.
I listen to some new songs on there website and i realy wanna have this cd.
You review is not good the play brutal music and i like it .
Also the have realy funny vidio's

I hope i will see this band live in rio de janeiro


Me not understands youz
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14.03.2009 - 21:08
Mr. Doctor
Skandino
Written by Doc Godin on 27.02.2009 at 08:02

Theres something fascinating about the cover though. Every time I scroll by it on the page I like stop and stare at it for a minute or two...


LOL... I thought I was the only one that had that problem!

The cover is so bad that I can't stop watching it... the face of both girls are....... damn!
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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28.04.2009 - 00:22
Bloodshed
Account deleted
GREAT REVIEW!

" I would rather be cannibalized to death by a teethless ugly granny than hear this album again."

Priceless man, just priceless. ROFLCOPTER on the way lol
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02.05.2009 - 16:27
Smurfophagist
This review was fucking awesome. and the album should be put in the funny stuff section.
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09.08.2009 - 07:52
danielllewis
Thet was sow funny
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09.10.2010 - 11:55
Maxx666
Meshuggahian
Funniest review i've read.

"if someone wants to give this to you as a present, kick him/her in the groin and run like hell"

Ha ha ha
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