Rating:
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Rectal Smegma - Keep On Smiling
2009


01. Testide Tango
02. Menstruation Cocktail
03. Dildo Lobotomy
04. Scrotum Paturein
05. Fat Grannies Are Cool
06. Fridget Dwarf Fucker
07. Cover Amoebic Dysentery
08. Frog Felching
09. Exploring UrAnus
10. Drowned In Excrements
11. Hitler Only Had One Ball
12. Omnivorous Vagina
13. Happy Cock
14. Psycho Pudding
15. Bloody Ballsack


Honestly, the cover art is just stupidity in a jewel case, come on…I'm totally in for naked chicks, believe me I am, but what the hell is wrong with this people? A concept involving two naked babes works for a totally sexy scenario, still, they managed to turn this into a creepy scene with the world's worst design I've ever seen in my entire life. Minus karma points for these pricks…for real…

Now, the music, it sucks. Rectal Smegma attacks us with lo-fi Goregrind with repetitive riffs, repetitive beats, repetitive vocals, repetitive everything…damn, even the intros are repetitive…Yes, you'll find some catchy songs (actually I liked the first couple of riffs in the album) but after hearing the same thing throughout 15 tracks, well, it's just boring and annoying…and stupid…and lame. Let's add more to this, they sound like Rompeprop mixed with Intestinal Disgorge...but with a bad taste in music and zero musicianship.

To be honest, I would rather be cannibalized to death by a teethless ugly granny than hear this album again. It got on my nerves really, how come Goregrind ended up sounding like this; this is just a pseudo-catchy wall of gurgled sounds and fart jokes…to think that the genre used to sound like "Symphonies of Sickness" makes me angry…and to quote Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory, "I weep for humanity."

Don't buy this album, don't even download it for free…if someone wants to give this to you as a present, kick him/her in the groin and run like hell. This is the main reason why Goregrind is going downhill nowadays, shitty bands trying to be funny…they even cover a song from Amoebic Dysentery for crying out loud!!! You Dutchmen, don't ever send me your crap to review again and go fuck a goat!


 


written by Herzebeth | 26.02.2009



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Arian Totalis - 26.02.2009 at 22:46  
....wow, that is....harsh.
Valentin B - 26.02.2009 at 22:54  
Lol that is THE FUNNIEST album cover i've ever seen
Doc Godin - 26.02.2009 at 23:01  
Hahaha, great review Herzebeth!

Quote:
you Dutchmen, don't ever send me your crap to review again and go fuck a goat!


What are the chances they'll be reading this review?
BitterCOld - 26.02.2009 at 23:03  
Wow. to steal a phrase from Pyro, that review was about as brutal as Paris Hilton trying to read Dostoevsky.
Talvi - 26.02.2009 at 23:22  
I lol'd at the cover
Herzebeth - 26.02.2009 at 23:33  
My take is...if they are ironic and "fun" enough to add jokes about two girls farting and about really dumb things, well...they'll love my jokes about them, it's just common sense!
iaberis - 26.02.2009 at 23:59  
What's the name of the porn, its image is used as cover?
Herzebeth - 27.02.2009 at 00:06  
Written by iaberis on 26.02.2009 at 23:59

What's the name of the porn, its image is used as cover?

WTF????
Ragana - 27.02.2009 at 00:22  
Muahahahah
I hope I won't see this artwork in my dreams. It is truly tragic.

However, this was really greeeat review! I'm definitely not longing to hear this album unless it happens accidentally. Although the song names are awesome, lol.
The Shape 1973 - 27.02.2009 at 01:35  
Hitler only had one ball, a traditional English folk song cover?
Daggon - 27.02.2009 at 04:52  
Written by iaberis on 26.02.2009 at 23:59

What's the name of the porn, its image is used as cover?


Maybe "Keep on smiling hardcore porn"?
AngelofGrief - 27.02.2009 at 05:52  
Ummmmmmmmm..... Wow.... Thats ummmmmm........ Just wow.
Elijah - 27.02.2009 at 05:56  
I think I saw that video.
MetalManic_Joel - 27.02.2009 at 06:33  
I've seen this photo on photshopped spoof sites. So that just goes to show the effort put into the art :S
iaberis - 27.02.2009 at 07:02  
Written by MetalManic_Joel on 27.02.2009 at 06:33

I've seen this photo on photshopped spoof sites. So that just goes to show the effort put into the art :S

wanna recommend me any?
LeChron James - 27.02.2009 at 07:20  
Absolutely br00tality. this page is hilarious.
Doc Godin - 27.02.2009 at 08:02  
Theres something fascinating about the cover though. Every time I scroll by it on the page I like stop and stare at it for a minute or two...
Elio - 27.02.2009 at 09:32  
Lol another awesome review but this time i really don't care for ther music.
GT - 27.02.2009 at 14:11  
The cover is hilarious...the review is, well harsh but funny. I'm definitely not getting this album
Herzebeth - 27.02.2009 at 18:01  
If you ask me...I think the cover art could be the cover of a porno movie called "I'm about to shoot you with my cum...be ready bitch cuz I'm huge" and the girl obviously gets scared...and then she makes that face
MetalManic_Joel - 27.02.2009 at 18:18  
Written by iaberis on 27.02.2009 at 07:02

Written by MetalManic_Joel on 27.02.2009 at 06:33

I've seen this photo on photshopped spoof sites. So that just goes to show the effort put into the art :S

wanna recommend me any?


hahaha. I knew I was gonna get a comment like that. Nah, it was jsut a random silly pic thing...I think
dunkelheit_13 - 28.02.2009 at 18:44  
Their country is very open mind to let release such sadistic album. great, marijuana?!
goreslut 666 - 12.03.2009 at 21:52  
You are fucking crazy men !!

the artwork suck maby but this cd rules as hell !
i saw this guys on obscene extreme 2008 and they are one of the best bands of the hole festival!!
dr.deathmetal. - 13.03.2009 at 18:47  
One of the old band members of rompeprop plays nou in this band.
I listen to some new songs on there website and i realy wanna have this cd.
You review is not good the play brutal music and i like it .
Also the have realy funny vidio's

I hope i will see this band live in rio de janeiro
Herzebeth - 13.03.2009 at 23:53  
Written by Guest on 13.03.2009 at 18:47

One of the old band members of rompeprop plays nou in this band.
I listen to some new songs on there website and i realy wanna have this cd.
You review is not good the play brutal music and i like it .
Also the have realy funny vidio's

I hope i will see this band live in rio de janeiro


Me not understands youz
Mr. Doctor - 14.03.2009 at 21:08  
Written by Doc Godin on 27.02.2009 at 08:02

Theres something fascinating about the cover though. Every time I scroll by it on the page I like stop and stare at it for a minute or two...


LOL... I thought I was the only one that had that problem!

The cover is so bad that I can't stop watching it... the face of both girls are....... damn!
Bloodshed - 28.04.2009 at 00:22  
GREAT REVIEW!

" I would rather be cannibalized to death by a teethless ugly granny than hear this album again."

Priceless man, just priceless. ROFLCOPTER on the way lol
Smurfophagist - 02.05.2009 at 16:27  
This review was fucking awesome. and the album should be put in the funny stuff section.
danielllewis - 09.08.2009 at 07:52  
Thet was sow funny
Maxx666 - 09.10.2010 at 11:55  
Funniest review i've read.

"if someone wants to give this to you as a present, kick him/her in the groin and run like hell"

Ha ha ha

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