Band:	Deathday 666
Album:	I
Style:	A Cappella, Depressive black metal
Release date:	March 2011

01. Living
02. Dying
03. Dead

I am writing to express my concerns about Deathday 666 and, more specifically, its apothegms regarding the worst sorts of pusillanimous charlatans I've ever seen. There are a number of reasons Deathday 666 isn't telling us as to why it wants to bombard us with an endless array of hate literature. In this letter, I will expose those reasons one-by-one, on the principle that an armed revolt against it is morally justified. However, I contend that it is not yet strategically justified. Deathday 666 has been going around claiming that advertising is the most veridical form of human communication. When challenged about the veracity of that message, Deathday 666 attributed its contradictions of the truth to "poetic license". That means "lying".

Deathday 666 should know better than to dismantle the guard rails that protect society from the dysfunctional elements in its midst. I trust that I have not shocked any of you by writing that. However, I do realize that some of my readers may feel that much of what I have penned about Deathday 666 in this letter is heartless and in violation of our Christian duty to love everyone. If so, I can say only that there are those who are informed and educated about the evils of particularism, and there are those who are not. Deathday 666 is one of the uninformed, naturally, and that's why it has repeatedly threatened to concoct a version of reality that fully contradicts real life. Maybe that's just for maximum scaremongering effect. Or maybe it's because difficult times lie ahead. Fortunately, we have the capacity to circumvent much of the impending misery by working together to give our propaganda fighters an instrument that is very much needed at this time.

If one believes statements like, "We can change the truth if we don't like it the way it is," one is, in effect, supporting imprudent scoundrels. I, for one, like to speak of Deathday 666 as "laughable". That's a reasonable term to use, I maintain, but let's now try to understand it a little better. For starters, everything I've said so far is by way of introduction to the key point I want to make in this letter. My key point is that I intend to navigate a safe path between the Scylla of Deathday 666's gin-swilling asseverations and the Charybdis of Marxism. That's the path that I have chosen. It's unmistakably not an easy path, but then again, Deathday 666 has found a way to avoid compliance with government regulations, circumvent any further litigation, and batten on the credulity of the ignorant?all by trumping up a phony emergency. Let me end by saying that I know that what I have written in this letter will send many readers (especially any who are big fans of Deathday 666) into a tizzy or a tantrum. I am sorry, but I remind them that Deathday 666 often tries to prove its points by quoting "authorities" who are in fact nothing more than piteous suborners of perjury.

worst. album. ever.