Band:	The Great Commission
Album:	Heavy Worship
Style:	Heavy metal
Release date:	July 2011

01. Don't Go To Church, Be The Church
02. The Walking Dead
03. When It Rains It Pours
04. Draw The Line
05. Preaching To The Choir
06. Weight Of The World
07. The Prodigal Son
08. Road To Damascus
09. The Juggernaut
10. Reap What You Sow
11. Came To My Rescue (Be Lifted High)

6 people? Actually? Does it really take 6 people to make this? I could have made something of equal "quality" on my computer, by myself, plastered, while watching cartoons.

Does anyone actually take this macho hardcore bullshit seriously anymore? You know what I'm talking about; that music that just screams out "I take my shirt off and slap my chest in moshpits, watch too much UFC, and tell war stories about the fights I was never actually in." I doubt this is the intent, seeing as they definitely have some sort of religious inclination, but still manages to put that type of image in your head.

Normally, we're all used to this by now. It's nothing new. It's come to the point where you don't even notice it anymore. So what's so different about The Great Commission? Well, all these silly macho tough guy hardcore groups really don't seem all that bad anymore after listening to this. I mean, it actually almost makes Winds Of Plague sound like an intelligent, respectable band. Once again, this is a band who would be acceptably generic if it wasn't for these completely heinous vocals. I swear these are, once again, some type of joke. Please God...Zeus...Satan, somebody make it stop...

Sweet zombie Jesus! What is this now?! Clean vocals...Cruel, ironic justice. Here I was praying this over-the-top jock would just stick a sock in it for 2 seconds so perhaps I could enjoy one of these flavourless riffs, my prayers are answered with some blatantly auto-tuned whining. Be careful what you wish for, people.

I gotta be completely honest here, I haven't even been able to make it to the end of this album yet. I just can't. The Miley Cyrus kick I've been on lately has been infinitely more stimulating than Heavy Worship. Let's leave them with a 4.1 for not being as terrible as Vampires Everywhere!.