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After seconds years of meticulous research, I have finally created the greatest list you will ever set eyes on. Now, I know there are some glaring omissions and some controversial additions, but I'm sure you'll be able to overlook those due to the fact that this list will blow you away. This list WILL change your life; you will see your music in a completely different light. Reading this list may cause a variety of effects, including, but not limited to: multiple orgasms, loose stools, gynecomastia, chapped lips, x-ray vision, the ability to fly, pregnancy and you will notice your virility increase tenfold (yes. even you women out there).

So, without further adieu, I present to you, in all of its ball tingling glory, my list.

Created by: snake? snaaaake! | 23.08.2011



1. Kittie - Funeral For Yesterday
2007



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Paradox Lover - 23.08.2011 at 22:56  
Meh... you're troll of all times.
!J.O.O.E.! - 23.08.2011 at 23:02  
Psh, 'Oracle' was better.
Troy Killjoy - 23.08.2011 at 23:02  
You've got my +

I hope this becomes the highest rated list on Metal Storm.
Slayer666 - 23.08.2011 at 23:13  
Bullshit. No "Greatest Albums" list is complete without Avenged Sevenfold and Limp Bizkit.
MechanisT - 24.08.2011 at 19:22  
Typical mainstream pile o' garbage. Too many trendy st00f here.
Lameass corporate sellout. Pfft. >:[
snake? snaaaake! - 24.08.2011 at 19:32  
Written by MechanisT on 24.08.2011 at 19:22

Typical mainstream pile o' garbage. Too many trendy st00f here.
Lameass corporate sellout. Pfft. >:[


Actually, every album on this list had undergone my extensive listening process. I double triple quadruple checked every second of each album to make sure it was worthy of making an appearence on my prestigious list. This list is purely based on musical merit, something you elitists would do well to understand. I grafted this list together with only a few tools, namely my opinion. My opinion holds so much weight that if I were to so much as believe something, it would automatically make it right.
MechanisT - 24.08.2011 at 19:39  
Written by snake? snaaaake! on 24.08.2011 at 19:32

Written by MechanisT on 24.08.2011 at 19:22

Typical mainstream pile o' garbage. Too many trendy st00f here.
Lameass corporate sellout. Pfft. >:[


Actually, every album on this list had undergone my extensive listening process. I double triple quadruple checked every second of each album to make sure it was worthy of making an appearence on my prestigious list. This list is purely based on musical merit, something you elitists would do well to understand. I grafted this list together with only a few tools, namely my opinion. My opinion holds so much weight that if I were to so much as believe something, it would automatically make it right.


Who're you calling an elitist, taffer?
And by the way, your list reflects the decadence that's plaguing modern society as we speak. This list is single-handedly responsible for global warming, alarming increase in the population of moths, and discontinuous variation of ear lobes. Such lists (and its author(s)) should be locked away forever in a basement...preferably mine.
snake? snaaaake! - 24.08.2011 at 20:30  
Written by MechanisT on 24.08.2011 at 19:39

Written by snake? snaaaake! on 24.08.2011 at 19:32

Written by MechanisT on 24.08.2011 at 19:22

Typical mainstream pile o' garbage. Too many trendy st00f here.
Lameass corporate sellout. Pfft. >:[


Actually, every album on this list had undergone my extensive listening process. I double triple quadruple checked every second of each album to make sure it was worthy of making an appearence on my prestigious list. This list is purely based on musical merit, something you elitists would do well to understand. I grafted this list together with only a few tools, namely my opinion. My opinion holds so much weight that if I were to so much as believe something, it would automatically make it right.

This list is single-handedly responsible for global warning


Sir, I have been forced to contact my representitives after being insulted by your claim that my list contributes to global warming. Yes, i'll admit that I have been previously responsible for various oil spills, but those are the only environmental incidents I have been involved in. If you drop this claim, I will pledge to plant 10 trees for every hit this list receives (and you shall be compensated financially should no further problems arise).


I would like to add that global warming is a conspiracy, my researchers have assured me.
MechanisT - 24.08.2011 at 20:41  
Written by snake? snaaaake! on 24.08.2011 at 20:30

Written by MechanisT on 24.08.2011 at 19:39

Written by snake? snaaaake! on 24.08.2011 at 19:32

Written by MechanisT on 24.08.2011 at 19:22

Typical mainstream pile o' garbage. Too many trendy st00f here.
Lameass corporate sellout. Pfft. >:[


Actually, every album on this list had undergone my extensive listening process. I double triple quadruple checked every second of each album to make sure it was worthy of making an appearence on my prestigious list. This list is purely based on musical merit, something you elitists would do well to understand. I grafted this list together with only a few tools, namely my opinion. My opinion holds so much weight that if I were to so much as believe something, it would automatically make it right.

This list is single-handedly responsible for global warning


Sir, I have been forced to contact my representitives after being insulted by your claim that my list contributes to global warming. Yes, i'll admit that I have been previously responsible for various oil spills, but those are the only incidents I have been involved in. If you drop this claim, I will pledge to plant 10 trees for every hit this list receives (and you shall be compensated financially should no further problems arise).


I AM your representative. D:
snake? snaaaake! - 24.08.2011 at 20:44  
Quote:
Written by MechanisT on 24.08.2011 at 19:22



I AM your representative. D:


.... So what settlement do you recommend to keep him quiet?
MechanisT - 24.08.2011 at 21:02  
Quote:
Written by snake? snaaaake! on 24.08.2011 at 20:44

Written by MechanisT on 24.08.2011 at 19:22



I AM your representative. D:


.... So what settlement do you recommend to keep him quiet?


A lifetime supply of chunky puffs? : |
strade - 25.08.2011 at 00:33  
It's like you've been reading my diary!
snake? snaaaake! - 25.08.2011 at 03:46  
Written by strade on 25.08.2011 at 00:33

It's like you've been reading my diary!


Under the copyright act of 1976, I am freely allowed to publish the contents of your diary.

Please do hesitate to take this matter any further, and please do not contact my legal team.

D:<
Cynic Metalhead - 25.08.2011 at 05:00  
Not to shackle or abrade this list but I think you're missing one more important album.....

Murderdolls-Women and Children last!!

--xoxo--
Fradd - 25.08.2011 at 09:21  
I have every single album on this list.. costed me a pretty penny, but I dont feel buyers remorse. I do, however, feel a twofold increase in my boner. I think I'm also pregnant.
JD - 25.08.2011 at 10:15  
Written by Fradd on 25.08.2011 at 09:21

I think I'm also pregnant.

Keep that thought.
K†ulu - 25.08.2011 at 15:05  
The list is complete, right? I mean this is more than enough.
ErnilEnNaur - 25.08.2011 at 16:19  
Written by K†ulu on 25.08.2011 at 15:05

The list is complete, right? I mean this is more than enough.


Are you kidding me? I didn't even bother to scroll through the entire list, after no. 440 I just said fuck it, I have a life.
K†ulu - 25.08.2011 at 19:13  
Written by Guest on 25.08.2011 at 16:19

Written by K†ulu on 25.08.2011 at 15:05

The list is complete, right? I mean this is more than enough.


Are you kidding me? I didn't even bother to scroll through the entire list, after no. 440 I just said fuck it, I have a life.


yeah I know, I didn't manage to pass 400... but "I have a life" is a cool phrase. I need to remember it more often.
John Sandman - 27.08.2011 at 12:19  
Wow! I couldn't agree more
BeastOfMetal456 - 28.08.2011 at 04:17  
My death metal list sucks compared to this. How could I just ignore that gem in number 1?
Scorpyin - 03.09.2011 at 02:48  
Fuck this list!!! seriously, it doesnt even have *insert favorite band here*

c'mon guys. you all know how this works
JD - 08.09.2011 at 16:29  
You should write like a mini review, for these mighty albuns, that would be cool.
snake? snaaaake! - 08.09.2011 at 16:38  
Written by JD on 08.09.2011 at 16:29

You should write like a mini review, for these mighty albuns, that would be cool.


I would.. but the problem is that there are just way too many albuns to trawl through. But to be honest, just being on my list makes them automatically exempt from requiring a review.
JD - 08.09.2011 at 16:43  
Yeah true, but tell you what, why don't you start with first albun, and keep the others for later.
Timmeh - 15.10.2011 at 11:09  
It's an ok list, but #22 needs to be higher and so does #31 and god don't even get me started on #3 wtf?! It shouldn't even be here..
snake? snaaaake! - 15.10.2011 at 19:47  
Written by Timmeh on 15.10.2011 at 11:09

It's an ok list, but #22 needs to be higher and so does #31 and god don't even get me started on #3 wtf?! It shouldn't even be here..


Either you have an IQ lower than 6, or you've never been hugged as a child. Either way, you do not possess the vision that I do. Did you have to work your ass off for 10 years to earn your phd in list making? No.... didn't think so...
Timmeh - 16.10.2011 at 04:29  
Written by snake? snaaaake! on 15.10.2011 at 19:47

Written by Timmeh on 15.10.2011 at 11:09

It's an ok list, but #22 needs to be higher and so does #31 and god don't even get me started on #3 wtf?! It shouldn't even be here..


Either you have an IQ lower than 6, or you've never been hugged as a child. Either way, you do not possess the vision that I do. Did you have to work your ass off for 10 years to earn your phd in list making? No.... didn't think so...

The essence of quality list making is not what a piece of paper says you have learnt, after all the very best of lists come from the soul and not from some meaningless qualification. Listening to old men gab on for 10 years does not increase your listing skills no no if you wish to do that you have to explore deeper, at great depth comes great enlightenment, only then my friend will you understand the secret of list making.
LichBorne - 26.12.2011 at 12:35  
I havent even heard for band Kittie
But if you ask me, the best metal album of all time is Metallica's Black Album! Even thou I am not their biggest fan.
Actuly, I'm not their fan at all since this new album came up.......
Troy Killjoy - 26.12.2011 at 12:37  
Written by LichBorne on 26.12.2011 at 12:35
I havent even heard for band Kittie



Try not to laugh.
LichBorne - 26.12.2011 at 12:44  
Written by Troy Killjoy on 26.12.2011 at 12:37

Written by LichBorne on 26.12.2011 at 12:35
I havent even heard for band Kittie



Try not to laugh.

man, I'm still a metal lover....
Troy Killjoy - 26.12.2011 at 12:46  
Written by LichBorne on 26.12.2011 at 12:44
man, I'm still a metal lover....

Well fuck, some days it isn't easy.
Void Eater - 29.12.2011 at 09:16  
I'm fascinated by how deep you dug into the underground to uncover such hidden gems.
Metal_4Ever - 02.01.2012 at 21:06  
Why metalstormers are so trolls
Troy Killjoy - 02.01.2012 at 21:33  
Written by Metal_4Ever on 02.01.2012 at 21:06
Why metalstormers are so trolls

Because we're on the internet.
gav1230 - 07.01.2012 at 23:39  
You must have dug DEEP to find such a hidden gem. Obviously only the most dedicated list maker would go through the effort to make such a thorough list. This, my friend, it the definition of art. Fuck Richie Blackmore and Jimmy Page, this is REAL music.
Diplomat - 08.01.2012 at 23:43  
Led Zeppelin II
3rdWorld - 20.01.2012 at 17:07  
ricco96 - 10.05.2012 at 17:14  
Wooooow!
that's incredible, the best list ever seen!!!
Guib - 04.06.2012 at 05:33  
Dude that is some sick shit... you easily have the best list on this website *thumbs up*

*fap fap fap fap*

Yeah I only came after seeing #369, what a jewel
FinnishSammich - 10.06.2012 at 07:14  
BUT WHERE ARE THE FUCKING 80'S BANDS MAN!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT????!!!!!!!!!
NO MAIDEN OR PRIEST OR *insert anything "everyone's favorite here"!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK FUCK RAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHÄPOIRJ9EUPSJN9IM
ÅAR¨GLKOKAPIMGOSNHNMDUGOIHAIPFJPAJPSGM
*computer smashed*
Temple - 27.09.2012 at 11:32  
Unfortunately, I don't like the first part of the list.
AlvarUgo - 07.03.2014 at 05:44  
This made me a better man.
Lit. - 07.03.2014 at 05:50  
You know, somehow: This just made my day a whole lot better.
Paw!! - 26.04.2014 at 12:24  
Retarded post of all time
_deepblack - 26.09.2014 at 00:29  
Written by Slayer666 on 23.08.2011 at 23:13

Bullshit. No "Greatest Albums" list is complete without Avenged Sevenfold and Limp Bizkit.

this is a troll too right ?!!
_deepblack - 26.09.2014 at 00:29  
Written by Slayer666 on 23.08.2011 at 23:13

Bullshit. No "Greatest Albums" list is complete without Avenged Sevenfold and Limp Bizkit.

this is troll too right ?!!

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