BC man, you're my hero ... can't stop laughing
This is funny because it IS true

Pabst Blue Ribbon? Are you fucking kidding me here?

Microbreweries ftw.

Written by vezzy on 21.02.2012 at 23:00

Pabst Blue Ribbon? Are you fucking kidding me here?

Microbreweries ftw.

You really are new to the whole hipster thing

Classic. Is this list for anyone's benefit in particular Bitter? Couldn't help noticing the word "orthodoxy" at the beginning...

Written by vezzy on 21.02.2012 at 23:00

Pabst Blue Ribbon? Are you fucking kidding me here?

Microbreweries ftw.

for starters, i've been drinking microbrews since before you were "born", hoss. besides, all the cool kids drink from Nanobreweries now anyways.

and PBR, as Mister Doctor Beergood pointed out, it is the beer of choice of the hipsters... thus making the use of the term ironic, further befitting the subject.

but it was funny to see such a know-it-all response from a "board warrior" fail on multiple levels.

Written by BitterCOld on 21.02.2012 at 23:29
Mister Doctor Beergood

I don't even drink beer that much and I know about the whole "we like PBR ironically" movement and being ironic is actually more hipster than being underground, trendy or other stuff.

Haha, so true and so funny.

I love how he put born in quotation marks.

Yeah, I am aware of PBR being so-called "hipster beer". I had a different point in mind, but it's irrelevant now, so w/e.

Quote:

Deathspell Omega - Paracletus
Reviewed in Washington Times

No shit? Damn, that's pretty big for a BM band. Didn't know that.

Gotta love hipsters then.

Quote:

Deathspell Omega - Paracletus
Reviewed in Washington Times

Interesting fact, who would have guessed?

I'm also astonished with the album being reviewd in the Washington times, going to se if I can find it now.

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/heavy-hensch-metal/2010/dec/10/music-review-deathspell-omegas-paracletus/

Boom.

So BitterCOld, I went and saw Alcest and Deafheaven in Orlando and almost had as much fun watching all of the hipster stereotypes being played out as I had watching the performances. It seemed like everyone was drinking PBR. I wish I had took some photos because Alcest's drummer was drinking PBR during the set and there were your typical beardos with their black glasses holding their PBRs while nodding to the music. It was kind of fun to watch that demographic of the audience intermingled with guys wearing long-sleeved black metal shirts, such as the Vlad Tepes one this one dude had on.

I loved every record on this list I hadn't heard until I saw it. Thanks.

I should buy myself one of those glasses.

Moment I figured out what PBR stood for, I thought of this:

Written by Guest on 12.11.2013 at 07:10

Moment I figured out what PBR stood for, I thought of this:

Someone had to make this reference. Good one.

So I created list like this but more serious:
http://metalstorm.net/users/list.php?list_id=4078 - Essential Hipster Black Metal
http://metalstorm.net/users/list.php?list_id=3616 - Essential Hipster Metal

Self-promoting on other people's lists. How desperate can ya get?

Why isnt Deafheaven nr.1 in this list?

Written by Guest on 12.11.2015 at 01:14

Why isnt Deafheaven nr.1 in this list?

Because they don't start with the letter "A"?

I like how you mention France in half of these picks.

This is just too funny. Awesome list man