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Created by: snake? snaaaake! | 14.04.2014



1. Wintersun - Wintersun
2004 Oh you can play powermetal with harsh vocals? Heres a medal
2. Metallica - Ride The Lightning
1984
3. Metallica - ...And Justice For All
1988 and boredom for all.
4. Ensiferum - Ensiferum
2001
5. Children of Bodom- See wintersun.
6. Kreator - Coma Of Souls
1990. Does what it says on the tin. Puts you in a coma.
7. Every power metal album. Ever.
8. Rimming. (Na not really, its fucking awesome).
9. Passion. The pure, unadulterated kind, of course.
10. Most Dream Theater Albums
11. Cannibal Corpse. Sorry that was a typo. Should read as: The McDonalds of Death metal.
12. Clubbing. Dance, get rejected, rave, repeat.
13. 2pac. Yes he died. Get over it.
14. Swallow The Sun - Emerald Forest And The Blackbird
2012
15. Milfs. They're as loose as a goose and have added stretch marks.
16. Lists on metalstorm. Thanks for rehashing the other done-to-death lists with your favourite albums that everyone and their grandma has already heard of. You like blackwater park and master of puppets? Jeez thanks for telling me. My life has changed so much.
17. Big boobs. Pfft. Only real men appreciate a perfectly formed derrière. Leave boobs for babies to suckle on.
18. Fc Barcelona
19. Party Rock. Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybodies gonna have a shit time.
20. Multiculturalism.
21. Being American
22. Being English
23. Being anything other than English or American.
24. Being selfless
25. Donating to charities to feel better about yourself.
26. Louis Vuitton. Newly rich and want to look tacky? Well look no further with this cliché.
27. Having a massive dick. I wouldn't know.
28. Being Liberal. Unless you're a girl who liberally spreads her legs.
29. The hunger games
30. The Xfactor. Because only music that Mr Cowell thinks will appeal to prepubescent girls is worth listening to.
31. Champagne
32. Anal. The first time I went up this rocky back road, I got caught up in a mudslide.
33. Chest and biceps. Pfft. Son where's your back, triceps, shoulders and legs?
34. Saving yourself for someone special. So you're gonna wait until you're 35 to have mediocre sex with someone and get divorced at 37? How cute.
35. The royal wedding. Nobody this side of the atlantic gave a flying fuck either.
36. Finnish metal. Yaaaaaaaaawwwwwn.
37. Not swearing. Congratulations you have a smaller vocabulary than me.
38. Epica
39. Nightwish
40. Progressive metal. Oh my god you can bore me to death with a 7/2 time signature?
41. Elitism. go and get some sunlight.
42. Ozzy Osbourne - Diary Of A Madman
1981
43. AC/DC - Back In Black
1980
44. Ozzy Osbourne - Blizzard Of Ozz
1980
45. Djent. More like Djshite.
46. J-pop
47. Anime
48. Being Individual. Sorry I think you're trying too hard with music that even the bandmembers don't know it exists, your decaffeinated cranberry white mocha with cream and hazelnut sauce ( more descriptions than your personality btw) and your oversized glasses.
49. Women In metal bands. Yes people with boobs ( Kerry king) like metal as well. Get over it.
50. Gianna Michaels. Yes she is enthusiastic, but your mum was too.
51. Mum jokes.
52. Being a Vegan. You enjoy malnourishment? That's great. I enjoy eating pandas and rabbits.
53. Fintroll
54. Yoga
55. King Diamond. Who told this guy that a mickey mouse and helium combo was a good idea?
56. Consensual sex. Wanna play the rape game? No? That's the spirit.



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Sand - 14.04.2014 at 22:49  
This list is underrated shit. (yes I do know its added earlier this day, its still underrated)
mz - 14.04.2014 at 23:30  
Hey I love Metallica - Ride The Lightning
Anyway, good choices
Lit. - 14.04.2014 at 23:43  
Pretty much all of Kreator is overrated really. Prolly should clarify that.

And milfs overrated? Bah, I bet you only like little virgin teens who don't know what the fuck they're doing.

But seriously though, another retarded list in a wave of retarded lists. Mods should probably start moderating these.
Troy Killjoy - 14.04.2014 at 23:45  
Written by Lit. on 14.04.2014 at 23:43
But seriously though, another retarded list in a wave of retarded lists. Mods should probably start moderating these.

Not worth it.
IronAngel - 15.04.2014 at 00:10  
Gianna Michaels is not overrated. It's just that my mum is underrated.
deadone - 15.04.2014 at 01:57  
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52. Being a Vegan. You enjoy malnourishment? That's great. I enjoy eating pandas and rabbits.


Hell yeah brother!


Nothing says meat like panda steaks wrapped in whale proscioutto and served out of a pelican's beak.
Karlabos - 15.04.2014 at 02:00  
^As long as they keep doing Panda teddys and dolls even when the Pandas are extinct, I'm ok with that.
deadone - 15.04.2014 at 02:10  
Written by Karlabos on 15.04.2014 at 02:00

^As long as they keep doing Panda teddys and dolls even when the Pandas are extinct, I'm ok with that.


Given how many people have experience with panda soft toys and how few have experiences with real pandas, I'd say the real pandas are superfluous to humanity whereas panda soft toys are not.
Marcel Hubregtse - 15.04.2014 at 15:23  
You consider Ride The Lightning overrated? Yet not the carbon copy album that came after Master Of Puppets? Now THAT one is overrated, though still good. And Justice IS overrated but certainly NOT RtL especially not given its brilliance and its influence on thrash and heavy metal in general.
snake? snaaaake! - 15.04.2014 at 15:40  
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 15.04.2014 at 15:23

You consider Ride The Lightning overrated? Yet not the carbon copy album that came after Master Of Puppets? Now THAT one is overrated, though still good. And Justice IS overrated but certainly NOT RtL especially not given its brilliance and its influence on thrash and heavy metal in general.


Whenever I listen to ride the lightning, I get a really nice thumb workout from skipping most of the album. I don't doubt that it is an influential album, but I wasn't around in 198X. Master of puppets is pretty overrated but tbh this list was never about the music haha.
Erik M. - 15.04.2014 at 21:32  
What a ridiculous... eh, funny list.

Gianna Michaels overrated? I won't go into detail but I have to disagree with you. I like her assets. Also have to agree with Marcel that it's ridiculous to have Ride the Lightning here, but then again, it is a ridiculous list, so it makes a bit sense I guess, hehe. Then again, I must say there are quite a few things I agree with. I'm too lazy to name them though, unless you're really curious.
CapA - 16.04.2014 at 22:40  
Name ONE single person who watches anime, yeah thats right you cant
Lit. - 16.04.2014 at 22:53  
Written by CapA on 16.04.2014 at 22:40

Name ONE single person who watches anime, yeah thats right you cant

Name ONE single person that proves you wrong, yeah that's right: Me.
!J.O.O.E.! - 16.04.2014 at 22:58  
Written by CapA on 16.04.2014 at 22:40

Name ONE single person who watches anime, yeah thats right you cant

You have Kill Bill in your favourite films list so technically you've watched some anime

Then again you also have One Piece, so clearly you were jesting.
Mattybu - 17.04.2014 at 03:42  
I guess you beans over in the UK call them "mum" jokes but here in North 'MURICA, "yo momma" jokes are a sacred and holy tradition. Not impressed.
M C Vice - 17.04.2014 at 10:48  
I see that Wintersun's at number 1 again.
And yet no Master Of Puppets?
Could you add Johnathan Thurston and Sonny Bill Williams?

Written by Mattybu on 17.04.2014 at 03:42

I guess you beans over in the UK call them "mum" jokes but here in North 'MURICA, "yo momma" jokes are a sacred and holy tradition. Not impressed.

Yo momma's not impressed either.
snake? snaaaake! - 26.04.2014 at 04:05  
Gracias señor
Cynic Metalhead - 27.04.2014 at 10:39  
Osama Bin Laden.

Nice. Fucking. Man. He. Was.

/offtopic
deadone - 28.04.2014 at 05:33  
You forgot Agalloch! They is the most overrated thing in human history!
no one - 28.04.2014 at 05:55  
^ troll much
deadone - 28.04.2014 at 06:08  
Written by no one on 28.04.2014 at 05:55

^ troll much



Only trolling cause you like them.

If I had said Slayer or Cradle of Filth or Elvis Presley or Mongolian Throat Singing you wouldn't have given a toss.

Anyhow it was intended to be "in character" as it seems this list is intended to be a bit of a joke. So I was playing to my character.

After all I don't believe anything is overrated anyhow!
Apothecary - 13.09.2014 at 20:57  
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55. King Diamond. Who told this guy that a mickey mouse and helium combo was a good idea?


Dark†SymphonY - 13.09.2014 at 22:46  
+1 just for the hunger games and anime. Both massively overrated.
Karlabos - 13.09.2014 at 23:00  
Anime and jpop is not overrated >:(

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