Metal Storm logo
Insert Whimsical Name Of List Here


This Is My List. There Are Many Like It But This One Is Mine. Without Me, My List Is Useless. Without My List, I Am Useless

Created by: BitterCOld | 13.04.2016



1. That Cool Band - Their cool new album (snarky comment)
2. Another Cool Band - Their almost as cool new album (snarkier comment)
3. A band you've never heard of - An album with 4 votes (flashing my KVLT SQVAD badge)
4. A band from a country I couldn't find on a map - An album in a language I don't understand (snarky comment processed into said language via googletranslate)
5. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
6. A Highly Rated Artist - A Relatively Straightforward Album Featuring A Badgermin So People Lose Their Collective Shit At His Vision (Yes, A Badgermin Is A Real Thing. Someone Actually Mixed A Theremin With A Stuffed Badger. Google It.)
7. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
8. Some NSBM Act - Some Album Encouraging Goosestepping And Genocide (Comment Challenging Management's Decision Not To Feature Goostestepping Wastes Of Oxygen)
9. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
10. Sludge Or Stoner Album With Female Singer - An Album On Par With Pretty Much Most The Year's Sludge Releases (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of crude)
11. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
12. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
13. That band most people hate - Their latest abortion (Being cool by siding against the grain)
14. Black Metal Band With Indecipherable Name - Concept Album About Someone Turning From the Light To The Dark (Grim! Kvlt! Necro!)
15. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
16. Band - Album (Comment)
17. Power Trio - Two Dudes And A Wookie (GHR(GDLSGlDSHG)
18. Test - Test (snarky comment)
19. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
20. Funeral Doom Band - Album With Black Cover (References to Epic Length songs with Glacial Pace And An Obscure And Amusing Form Of Suicide)
21. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
22. Some Band - An Album Released Outside The Established Time Parameters Of The List (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of general unawareness of chronology)
23. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
24. Thrash Band - Album Rehashing The 80s (Action Verb! Thrash! Mosh!)
25. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
26. Thrash Band From The 80's - Album In Which You Wish They Would Rehash The 80's (No Thrash! No Mosh! Geritol!)
27. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
28. An album outside my regular genre wheelhouse - Their cool new album (Showing off my diverse tastes)
29. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
30. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
31. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
32. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
33. Band That Replaced Their Lead Singer Because They Were A Dick/Gash - Album With New Front Person (Ohmigod They Have Injected New Life Into The Band)
34. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
35. Lead Singer That Replaced His Entire Band And Went Solo Because He's A Massive Throbbing Helmet - Album Named After Lead Singer (God He Sucks Now)
36. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
37. Some Drone Band - A 7 Hour Album Consisting Of One Song (I Dug This One When The Ambien Wore Off Before It Ended)
38. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
39. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
40. Band That Replaced Their Lead Singer Because They Were A Dick/Gash - Album With New Front Person (God THEY Suck Now, Bring Back The Old Singer)
41. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
42. Sludge Or Stoner Album With A Male Singer - An Album On Par With Pretty Much Most The Year's Sludge Releases (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of crude)
43. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
44. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
45. Post Metal Band With A One Word Name - An Album You Wish Was Instrumental (The Music Was Cool Enough But Why Is The Singer SHOUTING AT ME At 900% The Volume In The Mix?)
46. A Band You Thought Was Dead - An Album From The Vault Packaged As If New (Wishing You Had Your $13.99 Back)
47. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
48. Generic Power Metal Band - Album Title That Sounds Like Pulled From The Magic Weapons Section O The DM'S Guide (The passersby were surprised by the Prismatic Spray)
49. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
50. That Band On Bandcamp With A Ridiculous Name - That Name Your Price Album With The Muppers Re-Enacting An Ozzy Album On The Cover (Not Worth The Time To Enter 0 In The Amount Section)
51. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
52. Japanese Metal Band Fronted By Girls 7 Minutes Out Of The Womb - Judo Chop! (Inflammatory Comments)
53. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
54. That Cool Band Everyone Likes - That Album That Is Highly Rated (Aren't I An Iconoclast?!?!)
55. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
56. Filler - Filler (The passersby were surprised by the unusual amounts of blood)
57. Dream Theater - This Is The Double Album That Never Ends (The mvsical equivalent of what everyone sitting on their couch in their boxers browsing pornhub is doing)
58. I Was Bored - And Drunk (With Entirely Too Much Time On My Hands)



Disclaimer: All top lists are unofficial and do not represent the point of view of the MS Staff.
[ More lists by BitterCOld ]



Comments

‹‹ Back to Lists
Comments: 6   Visited by: 42 users
13.04.2016 - 04:17
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
A Comment From A User Telling Me What Is Missing From MY List Of Albums.
----
get the fuck off my lawn.

Beer Bug Virus Spotify Playlist crafted by Nikarg and I. Feel free to tune in and add some pertinent metal tunes!
Loading...
13.04.2016 - 09:14
slim pickings
Account deleted
Loading...
14.04.2016 - 01:40
tea[m]ster
Au Pays Natal
Well, you did a great job of finding said post metal band with the vocals soaring above the rest of the instruments - because there are none!!! Well, maybe a couple, among the 1000 or so post metal album I've listened too
----
rekt
Loading...
14.04.2016 - 03:01
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
Written by tea[m]ster on 14.04.2016 at 01:40

Well, you did a great job of finding said post metal band with the vocals soaring above the rest of the instruments - because there are none!!! Well, maybe a couple, among the 1000 or so post metal album I've listened too


vox are overdone in a hell of a lot of the ones I''ve reviewed, though. my biggest pet peeve of the genre and why i was floored the first listen through Tacoma Narrows Bridge Disaster "Exegesis".
----
get the fuck off my lawn.

Beer Bug Virus Spotify Playlist crafted by Nikarg and I. Feel free to tune in and add some pertinent metal tunes!
Loading...
20.04.2016 - 18:22
Alex F
Slick Dick Rick
Last entry explained what I wondering the whole time I was going through this, but you forgot 90s Death Metal That No One Knows But Is Good Because Its Old
Loading...
21.09.2016 - 22:49
3rdWorld
China was a neat
This is the post by that guy who is too curious and keeps stalking everybody's profile to find cool stuff they did on the past in MS.

Nice list though and the play on Rifleman's creed is fitting. I've always loved your badass style Craig and I literally lol'd hard at the no.52 japanese entry.
Loading...

Hits total: 1273 | This month: 10