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Bad English - Steps Down, Releases Statement


It is with heavy heart that we have to say goodbye to Metal Storm's most devoted user, contributor and prolific commenter. Bad English (aka K7) has asked the Metal Storm staff to be banned from the website as he feels he no longer wants to be a part of it and he did it just before reaching 50000 comments. He has explained the reasons why, in his own unique way, through the statement below. We, at Metal Storm, respect his wishes and have permanently banned him. We thank him for everything and wish him all the best for the future.

Bad English official statement:

"After sixten years in ms and staff baned me because for spam. My old posts 10 20 per day then silent, to be honest 50 k drived me carzy, i wanted get over number. I am disappoitend and angry, i dont Want have quencewuences, after 50 i just discuss albums i have listened but staff didnt leave me that.

"All the years I adet thousands of mussicans , bands, I do so more what everyonw elde whit so many nonstaff. And I do database and many bands dont even put line up a f good i fp on Facebook and are poor whit legit info. I have been in ms from 2004 I have seen, and its barly alive, I remember how all was here, good forum, posts, activites, fun. I wish forum be more active,I like discuss, even sometimes in provocation I keep caalm and are silent. I dont like that riders are change to operatives, pagan warlords to bm unit. Its hared to tell, I am working man, so I have nmo so much time to sit behind PC, as I wish. Its best I leave now . I have metal, nature surounds me, non can kill my love toi metal, I love ms and I tried keep it alive.

"I ask Kevin that he take my permision away and ban me, because I love ms but now this site is all about roadburn .... and now we have pop articles. Suxer bands get promotet and good true bands not. I have done for this site more as any. I am oldschol metalhed and I like when metsl was denim and lether and bikker gangs , I talk about this and more thigns as sport nad footy and hooliguns, I think even such thing is good foir ms not trendy hipster shot. I cant stay more, if I dont get baned I return and want to leave ms forever.

"I desagree but staffers do what they want and dont apricuiate what I did, now I leavw and the can do what they chose and other msers can see all I did here for ms, sad news for som, good news others thimk, boat will miss me I know. We will see How this will be, but I doubt they will make it better as website. Maybee I return they need apolgies firts, I dont know.

"50k is a epic and amazing milestone maybe largest in some way online on internet from one person. But i am tired put efort its pointles and staff ban me only 10 before, there are other things important, thats why i have to try say to people good craft beer, whisky and youre fine. I retire in cold place in the north where eternal darkness stays forever and blizard beasts coming rom the sea.

"Ps its wrom work PC, no english spell check and I have a feebber"


It is certainly going to be a lot different here without Bad English but we, at Metal Storm, have decided to launch our most ambitious project ever: we intend to go through each and every post of Bad English and edit it into proper English. We know it will take us a long time but we want to do it as a tribute to him and as acknowledgment to his legacy so that it will be easier for his illustrious profile to be studied by newcomers and veterans alike.
Posted: 01.04.2020 by nikarg


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01.04.2020 - 18:39
RaduP
CertifiedHipster
Staff
Written by The Entity on 01.04.2020 at 18:29

If this is a april fools joke it should get an award! But I notice it says "1 day left" on bad englishs profile in the bottom by "permissions"... hmmm

That is from the two day temporary ban that he received from spamming yesterday. You'll notice that the "Total ban" has no such message.
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01.04.2020 - 18:48
MetalManic
This comment section has the potential to severely backfire.
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01.04.2020 - 19:11
Maco
Pvt Funderground
Nice AF.

Now let's add Arghoslent!
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01.04.2020 - 19:28
RaduP
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Written by Maco on 01.04.2020 at 19:11

Nice AF.

Now let's add Arghoslent!

Why in the world would we stoop so low
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01.04.2020 - 19:45
Maco
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Written by RaduP on 01.04.2020 at 19:28

Why in the world would we stoop so low

We already did that with the Doors, Limp Bizkit and Death Grips
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01.04.2020 - 19:46
RaduP
CertifiedHipster
Staff
Written by Maco on 01.04.2020 at 19:45

We already did that with the Doors, Limp Bizkit and Death Grips

That's not as low
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01.04.2020 - 19:46
Maco
Pvt Funderground
Written by RaduP on 01.04.2020 at 19:46

That's not as low

That's definitely as low.
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01.04.2020 - 20:01
phanto
Fake. the spelling is way too good.
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01.04.2020 - 20:06
Auntie Sahar
Drone Empress
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Written by Maco on 01.04.2020 at 19:45

Why in the world would we stoop so low

We already did that with the Doors, Limp Bizkit and Death Grips

Lmao shut the fuck up Maco
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01.04.2020 - 20:24
Maco
Pvt Funderground
Written by Auntie Sahar on 01.04.2020 at 20:06

Lmao shut the fuck up Maco

Death Grips sucks bro deal with it

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01.04.2020 - 20:34
Waiting for a new acc: Spamming Is My Business.. and Business Is Good!
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01.04.2020 - 20:42
nikarg
Staff
Written by Irritable Ted on 01.04.2020 at 18:05

They've now changed his user name to Banned English on his profile. I was starting to doubt myself, but they have just blown it. Good wind up though.

No, we were just trying to be funny but this comes across as disrespectful so we changed it back. In fact, we have already started our project of editing every post of his into correct English starting from the newest ones. It is going to be a long journey but we intend to go all the way to his first one.
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01.04.2020 - 20:52
Auntie Sahar
Drone Empress
Written by Maco on 01.04.2020 at 20:24

Death Grips sucks bro deal with it

There's no "dealing with it." Honestly my issue really isn't with the fact that you don't care for them or the two others you listed, it's how you're perpetually on the rag about them being added as opposed to your fascistic Nazi darlings and will never shut the fuck up about it, periodically dropping "add Arghoslent," "at least this is better than Death Grips," etc type comments on various threads and forum topics like a cocksucking spambot.

The fact that you're still bitching about this like a 3 year old who just shit themselves a year after the original incident says far more about you than it does about the quality of the bands you're throwing a tantrum about us adding, as far I'm concerned. Yeah maybe a Staffer "shouldn't be talking to a guest in this manner" or whatever the fuck but goddamn it, it is April 1, I've been drinking, I'm fucking sick of your whining, and the gloves are off. Hell the gloves were already off. Last glove I wore magically disappeared up Michael Jackson's asshole 20 years ago. I don't think it's coming back.
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01.04.2020 - 21:08
Maco
Pvt Funderground
Written by Auntie Sahar on 01.04.2020 at 20:52

Rant



Lucky you, my store is empty so I can't buy any fucking drinks until this is over.
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01.04.2020 - 21:08
RaduP
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Staff
Written by Irritable Ted on 01.04.2020 at 21:04

Written by nikarg on 01.04.2020 at 20:42

In fact, we have already started our project of editing every post of his into correct English starting from the newest ones. It is going to be a long journey but we intend to go all the way to his first one.

Just checked out his most recent posts and they have been rewritten. Got to hand it to you guys. You are thorough.

Progress has been halted as we are trying to figure out what the fuck he was saying.
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01.04.2020 - 21:23
Autistic.Pagan
Written by Nejde on 01.04.2020 at 18:37


One thing that's been bugging me is if his bad English is just a gimmick of sorts or not because like me he is Swedish, not Norwegian like his profile said, and seriously, no one here is that bad at English.

I think that his nationality is actually Latvian, if I'm not mistaken.
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01.04.2020 - 22:15
Darkside Momo
Retired
Elite
Written by Autistic.Pagan on 01.04.2020 at 21:23

Written by Nejde on 01.04.2020 at 18:37


One thing that's been bugging me is if his bad English is just a gimmick of sorts or not because like me he is Swedish, not Norwegian like his profile said, and seriously, no one here is that bad at English.

I think that his nationality is actually Latvian, if I'm not mistaken.

yeah, that's it. He lived in Sweden for quite some time, however
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01.04.2020 - 22:44
RaduP
CertifiedHipster
Staff
I'm still kinda processing what happened. As much as I found him a bit annoying, it would be hard to imagine MS without him. He was of huge help when I was just staring out with working on the database and he was such a big presence on the website.

Really ironic how this managed to happen on April fools. If I didn't know the behind the scenes, I wouldn't believe this wasn't a prank either. It is what it is.

I really hope he will join with another account.
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01.04.2020 - 23:56
VikinkiQc
Smell April fools ! I hope !
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02.04.2020 - 00:12
Cynic Metalhead
Ambrish Saxena
Written by RaduP on 01.04.2020 at 22:44


I really hope he will join with another account.

Have you suddenly desolated while editing his posts?
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02.04.2020 - 00:16
Bleeding angel
Damn, please say this is a joke!
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02.04.2020 - 00:52
Alex F
Written by BitterCOld on 01.04.2020 at 17:32

As for Banned English... insert "nothing of value was lost" gif here. Glad Nik stepped up, been itching to hit that "delete all posts" button for a while now.

Every BE post is a bastion of knowledge and insight never before known to humanity. Take posts like this: "When power metal gets mid crisis, still can play good and catchy, but not so as young men".

Such eloquence and genius.
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02.04.2020 - 03:03
Aries Rising
I say as punishment, BE should be forced to listen to Speak English or Die on repeat for at least 24 hours.
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02.04.2020 - 03:30
Azarath
Free as a.. Fish
What will become of us?
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02.04.2020 - 06:07
Darth Satanious
Post Destroyer
He will always be the "new guy" to me.

Plus, the "quotes" up there don't confuse the words "like" with "how" so this is fake news of the first order and that's not him really.
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02.04.2020 - 08:30
M C Vice
ex-polydactyl
Written by nikarg on 01.04.2020 at 20:42

In fact, we have already started our project of editing every post of his into correct English starting from the newest ones. It is going to be a long journey but we intend to go all the way to his first one.

Make it a challenge. Fix every post before Wintersun releases Time 2. Should be a close contest.
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02.04.2020 - 09:37
IBlackened
Written by M C Vice on 02.04.2020 at 08:30

Make it a challenge. Fix every post before Wintersun releases Time 2. Should be a close contest.

Not if they fix more than 3 posts a day.
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02.04.2020 - 10:04
Cynic Metalhead
Ambrish Saxena
Written by Irritable Ted on 02.04.2020 at 09:46

He's back. Great wind up.

It was a trap, son. Trap.
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02.04.2020 - 12:55
M C Vice
ex-polydactyl
Written by Cynic Metalhead on 02.04.2020 at 10:04

Written by Irritable Ted on 02.04.2020 at 09:46

He's back. Great wind up.

It was a trap, son. Trap.

Best one since the flipped site prank. Don't think they'll ever top that one.
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"I'm here to nunchuck and not wear helmets. And I'm all out of helmets."
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" 'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!"
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02.04.2020 - 16:46
Cynic Metalhead
Ambrish Saxena
Written by M C Vice on 02.04.2020 at 12:55

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 02.04.2020 at 10:04

Written by Irritable Ted on 02.04.2020 at 09:46

He's back. Great wind up.

It was a trap, son. Trap.

Best one since the flipped site prank. Don't think they'll ever top that one.

I agree.

Kudos to ones who were busy building up to make it look like an official exit, but it was a great prank.
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