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Greatest Metal Video Ever... So Far


It's Sunday morning and there is traditionally no news to report at this time. So let's get back to that certain Metal Storm feature in which we look for the greatest metal video in the history of awesome. Just like in last week's issue we prefer to do it the hilarious/eccentric/ludicrous way.

This week's heavyweight champion defending his belt is Children - Power Spirit.


For some inexplicable reason, recording your video in the middle of the woods in some ridiculous outfit has always been considered "cool" in the worldwide metal community (am I right Trollech?). But this video... oh my god, this video. This video... oh my god.

Who would've thought that running and hopping around with a guitar, sunglasses and what seems to be purple one-piece pajamas in the deepest, darkest woods of upstate New York could be so metal? Certainly not me. I don't know what drugs these guys are on (have you seen that drum kit? Or the weird dance move before the guitar solo?), but the long johns-wearing tree-hugger in me will have what they're having.

Or I'm missing the point of some crucial metaphor here, or this may well be the best video in like, ever. Still, this thing keeps freaking me out every time I watch it. These are the kind of fruitcakes I'm sure not even the Blair Witch would come near to.


Children's debut album Hard Times Hanging At The End Of The World was released in May 2009 through Kemado Records.







[If you found this video devastatingly unfunny and/or painful to watch, and think you can do much better, shoot a message to Thryce with your suggestions for next time's edition (coming anytime soon). Videos preferably as recent as possible!]
Posted: 07.03.2010 by Thryce


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07.03.2010 - 13:19
FL8
Enochian Crescent - Black Church!
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07.03.2010 - 13:33
Roro
Well, u was right about the drug.. its so obvious lol
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07.03.2010 - 14:12
Kub
I like the video. The guys do not take themselves too seriously, and neither should you. The clip is fun and refreshing, and the shot of flying guitar is classic.
Good stuff.
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07.03.2010 - 14:36
iMorphball
I wonder what they're running from. Probably from this accusation.
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07.03.2010 - 14:37
YoreLore
Seriously one of the most annoying intros I have heard in a song ever. The flying guitar was cool lol, especially when it went into his arms and he started playing lol
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"I'm rising in power through murdering rain
Stronger than Faith allows
Braver than heroes vows
...My head is bloody
but I am unbowed
I am power..."
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07.03.2010 - 15:29
Tunafish
Holy shit, that drummer is my ultimate hero
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Good, better, best, me.
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07.03.2010 - 15:36
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Staff
Around the 3 minute mark they're running with their guitars held in reverse, then it switches to a frontal view and the guitars are facing the right way again.

Pretty generic stuff when you break it down. Five-and-a-half minutes of one riff and a solo to cap it all off. At least they are having fun, but at what expense? (More or less a rhetorical question: there really is no expense.)
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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07.03.2010 - 15:37
BudDa
Elite
"But this video... oh my god, this video. This video... oh my god." ...Roger!!!..lol

The drummer...Oh My God, the drummer. The drummer..Oh My God!!
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Freeze! Step away from the hubris.
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07.03.2010 - 16:21
Ivan
Retired Admin
Elite
LOL! This was so ridiculous and somehow so awesome at the same time! Instant classic
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07.03.2010 - 18:05
Got Mayhem?
We have to have a Black Satans video at some point on this site!
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07.03.2010 - 18:44
ROMIL
I was laughing my ass off at this video, this is rich. WTF is with the random robed dudes in the background flapping their arms up and down? If this one can be topped...I'd love to see that. And here I thought Immortal's "Call of the Wintermoon" video was the greatest of all time.
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07.03.2010 - 18:44
Sanzo
Tribute to Call of the Wintermoon? lol
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07.03.2010 - 19:03
Metal Maiden
Megadead
I'll tell you what drugs are they on - shrooms... The video is like a parody of the movie Shrooms - I recommend it for fans of psycho-thrillers/slashers, it has great atmosphere...
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07.03.2010 - 19:06
ylside
Staff
I really enjoyed this video actually !
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07.03.2010 - 20:00
cancel
In Flames - The Quiet Place
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07.03.2010 - 20:13
*!*
Fuck....and i thought Kalmah's new video is weird!!
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07.03.2010 - 20:22
Dark Blood
The Avenger
Ahahah, I liked your reference to American Dad

This is just... oh my god... so creepy. They have my respect for doing such an awesome video though xD
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It is humanity who must pay homage to the greatness of the Universe... not the Universe to the human narcissism.
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07.03.2010 - 20:25
Dark Blood
The Avenger
Written by *!* on 07.03.2010 at 20:13

Fuck....and i thought Kalmah's new video is weird!!

I was thinking the same thing... but Kalmah's video is plain stupid. [sarcasm] This is ART [/sarcasm]
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It is humanity who must pay homage to the greatness of the Universe... not the Universe to the human narcissism.
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07.03.2010 - 20:33
dark_mar
Great:-) There is unique climate...i enjoy it
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07.03.2010 - 20:38
Introspekrieg
Totemic Lust
Elite
This is amazing... I wish I had goblin solo hands
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07.03.2010 - 20:59
LeChron James
Helvetesfossen
Starting a fire=war as fuck.
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Kick Ass, Die Young

Less is More
Stay Pure
Stay Poor

Music was my life, music brought me to life and music is how I will be remembered long after I leave this life. When I die there will be a final waltz in my head that only I can hear.
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07.03.2010 - 21:09
Daggon
Underpaid M.D.
That was veeery awkward hahaha Damn you Thryce!!! again...
Any Rhapsody video could be in this section
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"Les vers savent qu'ils n'ont pas d'ailes, c'est pour cela qu'ils se cachent sous terre"
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07.03.2010 - 21:32
Daggon
Underpaid M.D.
Written by Irritable Ted on 07.03.2010 at 21:29

Written by Daggon on 07.03.2010 at 21:09

That was veeery awkward hahaha Damn you Thryce!!! again...
Any Rhapsody video could be in this section

What like this one.

Rain Of A Thousand Flames

Cheesetastic!

Exaaaactly!!!

But try their first videos, those are scary hahaha
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07.03.2010 - 21:40
Daggon
Underpaid M.D.
Yup, I have also a DVD with those videos, the first time I saw them I really got disappointed but then... well you can always laugh with those ones
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"Les vers savent qu'ils n'ont pas d'ailes, c'est pour cela qu'ils se cachent sous terre"
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07.03.2010 - 21:55
Metal Maiden
Megadead
Written by Irritable Ted on 07.03.2010 at 21:29

Written by Daggon on 07.03.2010 at 21:09

That was veeery awkward hahaha Damn you Thryce!!! again...
Any Rhapsody video could be in this section

What like this one.

Rain Of A Thousand Flames

Cheesetastic!

At least it has boobies in it... I'd do the black metal chick any day...
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07.03.2010 - 22:51
Elodie Artour
Slania
@Metal Maiden: I'm pretty sure about that.

As for the video...

LOL! I was laughing so damn much at it while I was watching it for the first time. Thanks for the hilarious post, Thryce! You do have a talent to seek such videos.
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07.03.2010 - 23:02
treptolemus
aphotic_zoning
This kind of pyjamas is called Sovrakofaneles

SOVRAKOFANELA metal haha! - they are good!

cult
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07.03.2010 - 23:20
Metal Maiden
Megadead
Written by Elodie Artour on 07.03.2010 at 22:51

@Metal Maiden: I'm pretty sure about that.

As for the video...

LOL! I was laughing so damn much at it while I was watching it for the first time. Thanks for the hilarious post, Thryce! You do have a tallent to seek such videos.

Is that so, wise guy (girl )...as far as I know you, you'd do her too...
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07.03.2010 - 23:23
Roro
Written by treptolemus on 07.03.2010 at 23:02

This kind of pyjamas is called Sovrakofaneles

SOVRAKOFANELA metal haha! - they are good!

cult

arent these Pjs for babies lol ??
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07.03.2010 - 23:27
treptolemus
aphotic_zoning
Written by Roro on 07.03.2010 at 23:23

Written by treptolemus on 07.03.2010 at 23:02

This kind of pyjamas is called Sovrakofaneles

SOVRAKOFANELA metal haha! - they are good!

cult

arent these Pjs for babies lol ??

Indeed.

But also grandpas have the same style (with emergency exit with buttons - if you know what i mean!)

O ...they're so comfy (& so hot) anyway!


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