Greatest Metal Video Ever... So You Think Metal Can't Dance Edition
We're back, baby! Ready to cheer up/ruin your Sunday with another exiting edition of Greatest Metal Video Ever... Since it's been a while we picked not one but three awesome videos this time that have one peculiar thing in common: choreographed dance moves - oh yes we did! Because, y'know, dancing is metull!
Protest The Hero - Limb From Limb
Here it is. The moment nobody has been waiting for... a re-enactment of the Village People... or something equally heterosexual.
The world already knew the guys from Protest The Hero had a few dance routines going on - you ABSOLUTELY need to see this video too - but this is really something else. Appearing in everyone's nightmares from now on, enjoy the debacle that is "Limb From Limb"!
"Limb From Limb" comes off the band's latest album, Fortress, released in January 2008 through Vagrant Records.
Medeia - Descension [kudos are in order for [user_id]2115[/user_id]]
Medeia know how to move like Michael Jackson... and Run DMC, I guess. Anyway, there's something about this video that just screams metal... and it's not just the abandoned parking lot.
"Descension" comes off the band's most recent effort, Cult, released in September 2008 via Fullsteam Records.
Goldfrapp - Alive
And as a little bonus, here's a video of some black metal warriors dancing with hot chicks in aerobic outfits. Yeah, when's the next time you're gonna see a thing like that again? If you happen to be severely allergic to anything non-metal-related on a metal website, by all means, get fucked in the ear/turn off your speakers/don't click this link and move on with the rest of your day.
[If you found these videos devastatingly unfunny and/or painful to watch, and think you can do much better, shoot a message to Thryce with your suggestions for next time's edition.]
Protest The Hero - Limb From Limb
Here it is. The moment nobody has been waiting for... a re-enactment of the Village People... or something equally heterosexual.
The world already knew the guys from Protest The Hero had a few dance routines going on - you ABSOLUTELY need to see this video too - but this is really something else. Appearing in everyone's nightmares from now on, enjoy the debacle that is "Limb From Limb"!
"Limb From Limb" comes off the band's latest album, Fortress, released in January 2008 through Vagrant Records.
Medeia - Descension [kudos are in order for [user_id]2115[/user_id]]
Medeia know how to move like Michael Jackson... and Run DMC, I guess. Anyway, there's something about this video that just screams metal... and it's not just the abandoned parking lot.
"Descension" comes off the band's most recent effort, Cult, released in September 2008 via Fullsteam Records.
Goldfrapp - Alive
And as a little bonus, here's a video of some black metal warriors dancing with hot chicks in aerobic outfits. Yeah, when's the next time you're gonna see a thing like that again? If you happen to be severely allergic to anything non-metal-related on a metal website, by all means, get fucked in the ear/turn off your speakers/don't click this link and move on with the rest of your day.
[If you found these videos devastatingly unfunny and/or painful to watch, and think you can do much better, shoot a message to Thryce with your suggestions for next time's edition.]
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On a related note, here is the infamous Skinny Puppy video with goths breakdancing
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Protest The Hero - Limb From Limb: I can already imagine the pre-production conversations: "You know, let's make the most gay metal video ever!!!11". Well they got that one right  Medeia - Descension: This is what death metal bands should try on stage! A lot of dance zombies! And Goldfrapp, thank you for making it even harder not to laugh at BM music videos.
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| Chainer Witch Hunter Gen Posts: 172  |
Written by Fane on 01.08.2010 at 15:30 O yea, take a look at this gem. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObPUiMPyPps
---- Written by Dangerboner on 02.11.2009 at 08:11
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OMG I don't know which video is more aweful  they are so bad, one could speak of masterpieces of badness !! I dare anybody to find something more ridiculous than the piece of **** Goldfrapp call a video, or anything remotely as gay as Protest the Hero !! It's simply marvelously bad 
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Written by Chainer on 01.08.2010 at 17:14 Noooeez! The incarnation of my worst nightmares! FIRE AT WILL, ELIMINATE! But seriously, my face = when I saw that keyboard player with Dimmu Borgir T-shirt.
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Written by Fane on 01.08.2010 at 19:05 I know right how funny was that shit!!
---- Written by Dangerboner on 02.11.2009 at 08:11
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| Promonex Cathemeral Elite Posts: 9720  |
That Goldfrapp video was the most metal thing I've seen all year. And I've seen a guy with an Illdisposed autograph on his scrotum. And chainer_666, I wish you a long and painful death.
---- All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu... This is the truth! This is my belief! ...At least for now. - The Mystery of Life, Vol. 841 Ch. 26
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| Introspekrieg Totemic Lust Elite Posts: 2749  |
This edition was awesome... including the Skinny Puppy one Jupitreas included.
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Written by Chainer on 01.08.2010 at 17:14 O_O What. The. FUCK. I always imagined that this shit never existed. xD That Descension video is awesome too.
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Haha the first two were pretty funny. 3rd one was lame.
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Actually I found the first two to be painful to even listen to. Goldfrapp's video is awesome...
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| Daggon Underpaid M.D. Posts: 1689  |
Written by Fat & Sassy! on 01.08.2010 at 20:50 Oh holy shit!!! That was like Children Of Bodom/Imperanon meets Dance Dance Revolution... oh my, I'll never be the same again 
---- "Les vers savent qu'ils n'ont pas d'ailes, c'est pour cela qu'ils se cachent sous terre"
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| LusitanianTroll Posts: 15  |
Fucking painful to watch...specially the video that uses BM for fashion and commercial purposes...
---- "All is worthwhile if the soul is not small" Fernando Pessoa
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| Introspekrieg Totemic Lust Elite Posts: 2749 |
Written by LusitanianTroll on 02.08.2010 at 03:55 I think they used it for humor purposes...
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| Dark Blood The Avenger Posts: 1435  |
Medeia's video isn't so disturbing... until the very end (WTF!). LOL The other 2, yeah... disturbing.
---- It is humanity who must pay homage to the greatness of the Universe... not the Universe to the human narcissism. 
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Written by Promonex on 01.08.2010 at 20:16 Hey easy killer, i didnt make you watch that shit.
---- Written by Dangerboner on 02.11.2009 at 08:11
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| Elodie Artour Slania Posts: 1175  |
LOL LOL LOL It's even hardly imaginable how people come up with ideas for such videos... What about that blonde girl having moustache on at the end of the second video? And what about the ridiculous conversation at the beginning?  @Thryce (and all the other guys who are in charge of this section) : Thank you so much! You indeed know how to make people laugh. If I have to choose my 'favourite' one from these videos, it may be the first one because of all those naughty looks and winks, as well as because of the hilarious choreography. All these things, combined in just one video, make it simply hilarious and kinda... gay. (Don't get me wrong, please - I support homosexuals. Y'know what I mean.)On the other hand, Medeia's video isn't that 'bad' either - doing street dances at an abandoned parking lot does seem... promising? Haha. Well done, Thryce! I'll be waiting for a new edition.
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| Valentin B Iconoclast Posts: 10094  |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEU391osQC8 simple and cheesy as fuck but who cares, it's the Paladins of the Eternal Whateverthefuckimtoolazytorememberallthatshitbutfuckitsawesome! also, most people probably already know this one but it deserves a post here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRxAkORaDZg - Agathodaimon - Serpent's Embrace
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