I seriously even have no idea if they find it in the end or not.
I totally forgot how the movie goes and how it ended,just because it's so damn stupid.And nothing in it stood out.Except for the and theeeeen thing.Which stood out only because it was annoying as hell.
You probably wouldn't even remember what exactly happened if you saw it a month ago.
It's just not worth it.
I don't even know why people make movies like that.You can guess it's a stupid piece of shit even by looking at the title.

I know what you mean. ok movies like Lord of the rings i can remember because they are movies that have an awesome story to them and they are not random or boring but movies like dude wheres my car just dont do anything for me. another movie thats imo a great movie is blue lagoon and i saw that when i was like 9 and i still remember what happens in it because it had a good storyline. dude wheres my car is not worth seeing. i would never consider watching it again even if it was the last movie on this planet

Written by [user id=5394] on 11.07.2007 at 23:42

Written by [user id=17838] on 11.07.2007 at 04:03

House by the Cemetary sucked, Lucio Fulchi is way too overated.

Fulci is a god among mortals...

Fulci made Zombi, then he just should've stopped. I watched city of the living dead and I actually enjoyed the beggining with the priest hanging and what not, but the movie became so boring and badly done I couldnt deal with it. Even the Girl spitting up her insides couldn't do it for me. People say his movies are masterpieces but all I see is Cinemal Masterbation.

Blackenstein..enough said

I saw the Beach which i found to be quite strange and i dont think i liked it all that much coz its just one of those movies that confuses me and that is strange.

Ok, worst film I have ever seen. You guys ready for this one? "Zombies Gone Wild".

This takes bad to a whole new level.

@Dane Train: Haha Zombies gone wild? never heard of it but it sounds stupid lol. just by look at the name of the movie you can tell its going to be silly.

ok well the worst movie ive seen now, is Child's Play. its just so not scary. when i first heard about this movie i thought it was a horror lol.

Dukes of Hazard

Brings nothing new to the imagination. Two idiots and their stupid car riding around trying to save the day while encountering numerous obstacles thats supposed to make you go 'WooOow...CooOool'. The most brain dead movie I've ever seen. I hate those kinds of cliche american teenish sorta movies, it revolts me.

Onegin , yeah THE ONEGIN . The poem maybe good , but the movie is the most lethargic ever. Maybe the props are good , but the script SUCKS , only the part with the letters is authentic.

It's very hard to say which movie I hate the most. I guess 90% of horror and comedy genre as a whole sucks as the movies are basically clones of each other, not only are they pointlessly stupid, but bringing the concept of dull to a completely new level.

the only title I remember is legally blond
even worse: these girls really exists

Written by Oracle on 03.07.2007 at 10:00

The worst movie ive seen are those American Pie movies, i cant fucking stand them, they are so stupid its not funny. i also think Dude Wheres My Car is a shit movie because nothing happens in it and its just so random and boring.

Hmmmm I dont agree whit you IMO thay are good movies specly last one, there was more fun and adventurs, but firts well yes maybe

the thing about american pie(4 and 5 at least) is that there's waaay too much sex jokes and sex-related ideas (and the recurring theme of the 3 nerds who vow to lose their virginity)


not another teen movie was great though, funniest movie i ever seen!

The Ringer. You know the one with Johnny Knoxville pretending to be a retard in the special olympics, the one that ripped off that episode of South Park. Why this steaming pile of hippo shit ever was made will forever be a mystery to me.

Written by Valentin B on 23.10.2007 at 16:15

not another teen movie was great though, funniest movie i ever seen!

i agree here...the title itself refers that it isnt the same as other dumb teen movies whose are taken "seriously"...and it really isnt...but many people rate it same as them

@K7: ok yep well thats your opinion i guess. the american pie movies just didnt do anything for me. Im more into movies such as Lord Of The Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean or Free Willy.
I do like some comedies but imo some take their jokes too far.

Written by Oracle on 25.10.2007 at 14:08

@K7: ok yep well thats your opinion i guess. the american pie movies just didnt do anything for me. Im more into movies such as Lord Of The Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean or Free Willy.
I do like some comedies but imo some take their jokes too far.

Same here bgut soem USA movies are good like for example new comedy 'night in the musum' and 'Born to be Wild'' but I dont like Prates of carabian, IMO its boring

Seriously, me and my friends ARE the greatest fans of bad movies!!! We hunt down movies we know will suck, it can be any genre. And while we watch the movies, we fucking die 'cuz we're so bored. But we keep watching, have done it for like 4 years now. I don't know why, I guess we like to torture ourselves. So here comes my list of the WORST movies of all time:

The Ninja Mission http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087806/
The CIA, the KGB and the Ninja, all caught in a web of violence in the heart of Russia. Mats Helge makes the worst movies ever! This one has swedish actors, talking english. Ninjas... or should I say men in pajamas, infiltrating Soviet. I fucking laughed my ass off the first 15 minutes, thereafter I fucking cried my ass off because it was so boring.

American Revenge http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0495798/
They where two... They came out as one! I don't fucking know what this one's about!!! It all looks like a porno movie, we all sat and waited for a blowjob or something. But it never came, it was just one of the worst action movies ever. It's something about a muscle dude not getting paid for a job and then he's going to take revenge or something.

Alone in the Dark http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0369226/
Tara Reid as a scientist... that's the only interesting thing with this movie. I don't know what this one's about either, it was so fucking boring so I was like half asleep while watching it.

Friday the 13th II, III, IV, V, VII, VIII http://www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=Friday+the+13th&x=0&y=0
These movies are like all the same, Jason chasing teenagers around the same fucking lake in every movie. So fucking boring. I don't know how many fucking times I've seen Jason put his big knife into the stomach of someone. So fucking boring. That's a good thing with number VI, Jason got super powers and suddenly the murder scenes got a little more interesting. I, VI and IX aren't included because I is a decent horror movie, VI... well, it was boring but at least had a cool Alice Cooper soundtrack and IX because it is actually a pretty good movie with some cool murder scenes.

Zombie Lake http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081027/
This is without doubt the most weird movie I've ever seen! It's about nazis being killed and dumped in a lake. They of course come back as zombies, with a green make-up which flows away with the water they swim around in. And every time they bite someone you can see green marks on the victims, from the make-up. It's hillarious! But the best with this movie is the zombie dad! Yes! Zombie dad! One of the nazis shagged a french maid before he got killed, the maid got pregnant. So when the zombie nazi returns he meets his daughter. It's so fucking funny! 'Cuz they walk around in the village holding hands, hugging and stuff. HE'S A FUCKING ZOMBIE!!! The other zombies get mad when they see him spending time with his daugher, so yeah... prepare for an exciting zombie fight! In zombie speed!!! Must be the most tough fight ever!

Jagad i underjorden (Chased in the Underworld) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099603/
Mostly for swedes so they can laugh at the acting. Again, swedish actors talking english! The one who plays Pete Savage is IMO the worst actor ever, don't know how many times we winded back because we wanted to hear him say certain stuff again. Pete Savage and his team are in caves, searching for a boy who's been dissappeared for 20 years. He's going to inherit a great fortune. The twist in the plot is that the boy is half man, half animal. And another relative wants the boys fortune, therefore he sends out a lunatic from a mental hospital to kill the boy!

Aberration http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0123371/
Are small lizards supposed to be scary? On the cover of the DVD it stood "the scariest movie since Alien" and "special effects out of the ordinary"... well... IT'S NOT!

A Sound of Thunder http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318081/
Dinosaur baboons...

Brainscan http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109327/
Is it supposed to be scary or exciting? 'Cuz I don't fucking care what happens...

Phantoms http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119891/


Mimic http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119675/
Are giant cockroaches you can't see, because the movie makers want to save money, supposed to be scary?

Mimic 2 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0239641/
This is worse than the first shit...

Chopper Chicks in Zombietown http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103959/
The title says it all....

Paradise Lost http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0180897/

The Perfect Bride http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102652/
The plot is hillarious!

Dolly Dearest http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104119/
If you like Chucky, you'll despise this one!

Lonely Hearts http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102329/
Eric Roberts is funny, hahaha...

Saints and Sinners http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117539/
This one was weird, something about a gang war and a lot of threesomes...


I'll keep posting, this is my favourite thread!

The Waterford Girl has got to be the most confusing, pointless movie I have ever seen in my life. We had to watch it for English class.

Has anyone seen Bladerunner? I sat through half a crap quality DVD of it and it was completely out of sync. And the storyline is just shit. It's about a teenage kid who finds out his recently deceased uncle was a secret agent, and then he takes his uncle's place. It completely rips off James Bond and other good secret agent movies. What a piece of shit.

Written by [user id=26729] on 05.11.2007 at 07:20

Has anyone seen Bladerunner? I sat through half a crap quality DVD of it and it was completely out of sync. And the storyline is just shit. It's about a teenage kid who finds out his recently deceased uncle was a secret agent, and then he takes his uncle's place. It completely rips off James Bond and other good secret agent movies. What a piece of shit.

Damn, you consider that to be one of the worst movies ever? Then you certainly haven't seen any movie on my list (my latest post in this thread)...
Blade Runner is IMO a very good movie.

Written by Warman on 06.11.2007 at 00:45

Written by [user id=26729] on 05.11.2007 at 07:20

Has anyone seen Bladerunner? I sat through half a crap quality DVD of it and it was completely out of sync. And the storyline is just shit. It's about a teenage kid who finds out his recently deceased uncle was a secret agent, and then he takes his uncle's place. It completely rips off James Bond and other good secret agent movies. What a piece of shit.

Damn, you consider that to be one of the worst movies ever? Then you certainly haven't seen any movie on my list (my latest post in this thread)...
Blade Runner is IMO a very good movie.

Sorry, i got the title wrong. it was Stormbreaker. My bad

Written by [user id=26729] on 06.11.2007 at 00:57

Written by Warman on 06.11.2007 at 00:45

Written by [user id=26729] on 05.11.2007 at 07:20

Has anyone seen Bladerunner? I sat through half a crap quality DVD of it and it was completely out of sync. And the storyline is just shit. It's about a teenage kid who finds out his recently deceased uncle was a secret agent, and then he takes his uncle's place. It completely rips off James Bond and other good secret agent movies. What a piece of shit.

Damn, you consider that to be one of the worst movies ever? Then you certainly haven't seen any movie on my list (my latest post in this thread)...
Blade Runner is IMO a very good movie.

Sorry, i got the title wrong. it was Stormbreaker. My bad

Bladerunner is a movie classic dude. No way it could be called a "piece of crap" like that

Oh man... last Saturday I saw a movie that's even worse than "The Ninja Mission", which I thought was the worst movie ever! This is the sequel: "Russian Ninja"... fucking Mats Helge makes the worst movies of all time. Yet again russian ninjas and swedish actors pretending to be american. It was 90 minutes long. We had to paus 3 times, for like half an hour each time. Me and my buddies almost fell asleep the whole time and we don't even know what the movie was about. Something about a russian ninja and a document. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100531/

Written by Warman on 02.11.2007 at 16:41

Friday the 13th II, III, IV, V, VII, VIII http://www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=Friday+the+13th&x=0&y=0
These movies are like all the same, Jason chasing teenagers around the same fucking lake in every movie. So fucking boring. I don't know how many fucking times I've seen Jason put his big knife into the stomach of someone. So fucking boring. That's a good thing with number VI, Jason got super powers and suddenly the murder scenes got a little more interesting. I, VI and IX aren't included because I is a decent horror movie, VI... well, it was boring but at least had a cool Alice Cooper soundtrack and IX because it is actually a pretty good movie with some cool murder scenes.

no way. Jason Voorhees is far from boring. VI with super powers? dont you mean part X?
I think that part sucks bigtime
and freddy vs jason is just a way to fuck up the horror atmosphere so little girls can watch. it was all about the money

Written by [user id=26136] on 12.11.2007 at 19:54

no way. Jason Voorhees is far from boring. VI with super powers? dont you mean part X?
I think that part sucks bigtime
and freddy vs jason is just a way to fuck up the horror atmosphere so little girls can watch. it was all about the money

Nonono! He gets super strong in the sixth part! Don't you remember? He's dead but Tommy brings him back to life and somehow Jason is extra-super-duper-über-strong!

Written by Warman on 12.11.2007 at 22:58

Written by [user id=26136] on 12.11.2007 at 19:54

no way. Jason Voorhees is far from boring. VI with super powers? dont you mean part X?
I think that part sucks bigtime
and freddy vs jason is just a way to fuck up the horror atmosphere so little girls can watch. it was all about the money

Nonono! He gets super strong in the sixth part! Don't you remember? He's dead but Tommy brings him back to life and somehow Jason is extra-super-duper-über-strong!

yes, but he's strong in part 2 3 4 as well. I thought you were talking about the super powers he as in the 10th part



how fucked up is this...

Inland Empire..I am shivering just thinking about how horrible it was.

Written by [user id=26136] on 13.11.2007 at 08:25

yes, but he's strong in part 2 3 4 as well. I thought you were talking about the super powers he as in the 10th part

Yeah, it's Jason... of course he's strong. But what I liked with VI was that he got even stronger, finally all the murder scenes changed! Instead of that fucking boring knife in the stomach, he started to like throw people into trees and stuff.

Written by Warman on 13.11.2007 at 15:35

Written by [user id=26136] on 13.11.2007 at 08:25

yes, but he's strong in part 2 3 4 as well. I thought you were talking about the super powers he as in the 10th part

Yeah, it's Jason... of course he's strong. But what I liked with VI was that he got even stronger, finally all the murder scenes changed! Instead of that fucking boring knife in the stomach, he started to like throw people into trees and stuff.

machetes in stomachs never bores me